Detroit will win the 4-Star Cup - YES, the falcons are just too good right now and have proven to be all but unbeatable so far.

Ola Wagstrom is the SHL MVP - YES, Ola has been the top player in the league all season and has a ton of goals, he is deserving of the MVP

Toronto will "beat out" Tampa Bay for the worst team in the league - NO because everyone knows that Toronto can't tank and Tampa will be worse to get better players to support AMBACAS

Andrej Doskocil is the toughest guy in the SHL - NO because I dont know who this is so he cant be toughest

Someone with fewer than 425 TPE will win the SMJHL MVP award - YES, Teddy's player will win from the falcons.

The New Orleans Specters will be the best SHL team to miss the playoffs - YES AND NO - NOLA will miss the playoffs but will not be the best because they SUCK

A goalie will win the SHL rookie of the year award - NO, one of the beautiful Kraken boys will win

The player with the most assists in this season will have the most assists in a season in SHL history (current record is Elias Armia's 60 from the Inflation Era in S11) - YES scoring is crazy high in FHM and will start a new high scoring era

One team (Texas or New England) will finish the season without a single OT Loss - YES because FUCK IT

The SMJHL's West is better than the East - NO because the east has DET, STL, and NFD who are all great teams and the Kraken who are on the comeup

The Los Angeles Panthers will finish the regular season atop the Western Conference - NO LETS GO BLIZZ

Thanks to @karey and @JSS for the sigs!

Teddy Cuddles  |  RW  | Edmonton Blizzard | Hall of Fame
Player Type : Two Way Forward
Height: 6'5" | Weight: 220 lbs | Age: 19
Number: 79
Birthplace: Providence, Rhode Island, USA
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Regular Season Stats :
S35 | STL | GP:28 | G:2 | A:1 | P:3 | PIMs:5 | HIT:7 | Shots:25 | +/-:-4
S36 | STL | GP:50 | G:10 | A:10 | P:20 | PIMs:5 | HIT:97 | Shots:88 | +/-:-1
S37 | STL | GP:50 | G:13 | A:27 | P:40 | PIMs:56 | HIT:120| Shots:146 | +/-:+10
S38 | EDM | GP:50 | G:6 | A:7 | P:13 | PIMs:62 | HIT:114 | Shots:83 | +/-:-18
S39 | EDM | GP:50 | G:7 | A:15 | P:22 | PIMs:36 | HIT:161 | Shots:78 | +/-:-10
S40 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:29 | P:42 | PIMs:46 | HIT:197 | Shots:109 | +/-:+7
S41 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:17 | P:34 | PIMs:49 | HIT:143 | Shots:121 | +/-:-4
S42 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:24 | P:41 | PIMs:52 | HIT:135 | Shots:132 | +/-:+9
S43 | EDM | GP:50 | G:14 | A:23 | P:37 | PIMs:24 | HIT:121 | Shots:121 | +/-:-2
S44 | EDM | GP:50 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 | PIMs:28 | HIT:131 | Shots:214 | +/-:+19
S45 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:24 | P:37 | PIMs:51 | HIT:170 | Shots:185 | +/-:+9
S46 | EDM | GP:50 | G:29 | A:31 | P:60 | PIMs:53 | HIT:152 | Shots:195 | +/-:+9
S47 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:33 | P:50 | PIMs:46 | HIT:182 | Shots:199 | +/-:+8
S48 | EDM | GP:50 | G:22 | A:23 | P:45 | PIMs:26 | HIT:182 | Shots:210 | +/-:+7
S49 | EDM | GP:50 | G:20 | A:25 | P:45 | PIMs:36 | HIT:149 | Shots:208 | +/-:+1
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Post Season Stats :
S35 | STL | GP:7 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:0 | HIT:2 | Shots:4 | +/-:+1
S36 | STL | GP:6 | G:1 | A:1 | P:2 | PIMs:7 | HIT:14 | Shots:12 | +/-:+3
S37 | STL | GP:13 | G:4 | A:5 | P:9 | PIMs:26 | HIT:26 | Shots:30 | +/-:+7
S38 | EDM | Did not qualify
S39 | EDM | GP:7 | G:3 | A:3 | P:6 | PIMs:4 | HIT:18 | Shots:10 | +/-:+1
S40 | EDM | GP:7 | G:1 | A:6 | P:7 | PIMs:4 | HIT:33 | Shots:15 | +/-:+2
S41 | EDM | GP:7 | G:2 | A:3 | P:5 | PIMs:12 | HIT:15 | Shots:15 | +/-:+1
S42 | EDM | GP:11 | G:5 | A:8 | P:13 | PIMs:10 | HIT:25 | Shots:38 | +/-:+1
S43 | EDM | Did not Qualify
S44 | EDM | GP:11 | G:4 | A:7 | P:11 | PIMs:12 | HIT:31 | Shots:42 | +/-:+3
S45 | EDM | GP:18 | G:7 | A:11 | P:18 | PIMs:24 | HIT:56 | Shots:68 | +/-:+8
S46 | EDM | GP:4 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:2 | HIT:9 | Shots:11 | +/-:-5
S47 | EDM | GP:6 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | PIMs:6 | HIT:24 | Shots:25 | +/-:+2
S48 | EDM | GP:5 | G:2 | A:2 | P:4 | PIMs:0 | HIT:11 | Shots:19 | +/-:0
S49 | EDM | GP:23 | G:7 | A:17 | P:24 | PIMs:18 | HIT:76 | Shots:89 | +/-:-2
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Awards and Achievements:
S37 | STL Kanye Summers Award for Regular Season Team MVP
S37 | STL Bradley Wingels Award for Best Forward
S40 | Gold Medal Winner
S40 | Aidan Richan Trophy Winner
S44 | Became 4th player in Edmonton Blizzard History to reach 1000 Hits
S45 | Challenge Cup Champion
S45 | Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP
S45 | Silver Medal Winner
S46 | 1st Team All Star
S46 | Sarmad Kahn Nominee
S46 | Jef Darr Nominee
S47 | Jef Darr Nominee
S49 | Challenge Cup Champion
S49 | Anton Razov Nominee
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Draft/Signing/Trade History:
S35 | Signed to STL
S36 | Drafted to Calgary 26th overall
S36 | Traded to Edmonton


Ambacas “Femboy Hooters” Cuddles | D | Tampa Bay Barracuda

Former USA Fed Head, Carolina Kraken Co-GM, Tampa Bay Barracuda GM

The player with the most assists in this season will have the most assists in a season in SHL history (current record is Elias Armia's 60 from the Inflation Era in S11)

Currently the top assist man is on an assist/game pace, so would have to assume the record will not be reached unless they were to go on a decent hot streak in the last stretch.

Credits to OrbitingDeath, Tweedle, Incite, Wasty, and Slothfacekilla for sigs!

Jon Toner | #3 | Defense | Los Angeles Panthers | S38-S57 | HOF |
Age: 37
Birthplace: Killarney, Ireland
Height: 6'1
Weight: 200
Number: 3
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SHL Career Stastics
GP: 816 | G: 127 | A: 372 | P: 499 | +/-: 127 | H: 1017 | SB: 1073 |
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SMJHL Career Statistics
GP: 200 | G: 31 | A: 92 | P: 123 | +/-: -30 | H: 121 | SB: 235 |
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IIHF Career Statistics
GP: 160 | G: 19 | A: 63 | P: 82 | +/-: +21 | H: 253 | SB: 253 |
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Achievements
Drafted 28th overall in the S38 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 30th overall in the S39 SHL Entry Draft
S41 Four Star Cup Champion with the Kelowna Knights
S42 SHL All-Rookie Team
1x Scott Stevens Nominee (S46)
1x Scott Stevens Winner (S49)
1x 1st Team Allstar (S49)
2x 2nd Team Allstar (S46,S48)
5x IIHF Gold Medalist (S42-46)
1x IIHF Silver Medalist (S47)
1x IIHF Bronze Medalist (S48)
1x IIHF Top Defenseman Award (S48)
Unanimously inducted into the Hall of Fame (S63)



Noel Blanchet | #77 | C | Winnipeg Aurora | Colorado Raptors | S58 |

Age: 30
Birthplace: Lyon, France
Height: 6'3
Weight: 215
Number: 77
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SMJHL Career Stastics
S57 | COL | GP: 66 | G: 7 | A: 24 | P: 31 | +/-: -5 | PIMS: 22 | H: 99 | SB: 44 |
S58 | COL | GP: 66 | G: 10 | A: 22 | P: 32 | +/-: -2 | PIMS: 10 | H: 74 | SB: 37 |
S59 | COL | GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 26 | P: 45 | +/-: +23 | PIMS: 30 | H: 93 | SB: 19 |
S60 | COL | GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 54 | P: 66 | +/-: +18 | PIMS: 30 | H: 79 | SB: 48 |
SMJHL Totals: GP: 264 | G: 48 | A: 126 | P: 174 | PIMS: 92 | H: 345 | SB: 148 |
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SHL Career Statistics
S61 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 27 | P: 38 |+/-: +38 | PIMS: 28 | H: 85 | SB: 36 |
S62 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 26 | P: 37 | +/- +27 | PIMS: 12 | H: 72 | SB: 41 |
S63 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 32 | P: 43 | +/- +55 | PIMS: 16 | H: 97 | SB: 47 |
S64 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 20 | A: 43 | P: 63 | +/- +29 | PIMS: 20 | H: 130 | SB: 65 |
S65 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 16 | A: 44 | P: 60 | +/- +19 | PIMS: 14 | H: 107 | SB: 81 |
S66 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 48 | A: 47 | P: 95 | +/- +26 | PIMS: 38 | H: 74 | SB: 44 |
S67 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 46 | A: 56 | P: 102 | +/- +29 | PIMS: 42 | H: 59 | SB: 31 |
S68 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 24 | A: 43 | P: 67 | +/- +51 | PIMS: 28 | H: 75 | SB: 55 |
S69 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 33 | A: 37 | P: 70 | +/- +44 | PIMS: 35 | H: 58 | SB: 32 |
S70 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 32 | A: 42 | P: 74 | +/- +50 | PIMS: 44 | H: 70 | SB: 33 |
S71 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 31 | A: 68 | P: 99 | +/- +37 | PIMS: 44 | H: 114 | SB: 39 |
S72 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 31 | A: 31 | P: 62 | +/- +46 | PIMS: 34 | H: 128 | SB: 26 |
S73 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 25 | A: 38 | P: 63 | +/- +24 | PIMS: 32 | H: 102 | SB: 61 |
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Achievements
Drafted 6th overall in the SMJHL Draft by the Colorado Raptors (S57)
Drafted 4th overall in the SHL Draft by the Baltimore Platoon (S58)
Colorado Raptors 'A' (S58-S60)
Set SMJHL Record for Assists in a season with 54 (S60)
Traded from the Baltimore Platoon to the Winnipeg Aurora in S66
S66 Ron Mexico Nominee
S66 3rd Team All-Star
S67 Ron Mexico Nominee
S67 2nd Team All-Star
S72 Challenge Cup Champion]
Signed with the New Orleans Specters in S74
Signed with the Winnipeg Aurora in S76

Player Profile | Update Page

boy am i tired of these make the case ones. Come up with a better idea @hotdog

anyway NOLA will not be the best team to miss the playoffs because they are actually the worst team in the league. they should sell everyone and build around bloos and jiggly and hopefully be where NEW is right now in about 14 or 15 seasons

Aleister Cain - S42-S57
HOF GOALIE- CLASS OF S60- SECOND BALLOT
S54 CHALLENGE CUP
S54 RAZOV

Ville Kurri - S57-S70
BEST SMJHL DEFENSIVE FORWARD S60
That's pretty much it

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Detroit will win the 4-Star Cup

Kelowna all the way baby, We will see in tomorrow sim, the last meetings between the teams were what Kelowna was dead in Fitness, but i think both teams get some rest before our game

 

Iliket Urtles | #72 | RW | Hamilton Steelhawks | S70 | 1407 TPE (S69 - )

  

   

Adam Scianna | #31 | D | Texas Renegades | S52 | 2168 TPE (S51 - S68) 

Birthplace: Trondheim, Norway

Height: 6'2"

Weight: 225 lbs

Number: 31

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SHL Regular Season 

S55 [TEX] | GP: 50  G: 5  A: 16  P: 21 +/-: +3  PIM: 18  HIT: 72  SB: 55 |

S56 [TEX] | GP: 50  G: 11  A: 13  P: 24 +/-: +6  PIM: 24  HIT: 72  SB: 54 |

S57 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 9  A: 33  P: 42 +/-: +24  PIM: 32  HIT: 80  SB: 98 |

S58 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 19  A: 33  P: 52 +/-: +49  PIM: 17  HIT: 83  SB: 98 |

S59 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 12  A: 37  P: 49 +/-: +40  PIM: 18  HIT: 89  SB: 91 |

S60 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 19  A: 27  P: 46 +/-: +17  PIM: 14  HIT: 68  SB: 87 |

S61 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 18  A: 36  P: 54 +/-: +29  PIM: 12  HIT: 26  SB: 99 |

S62 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 15  A: 43  P: 58 +/-: +29  PIM: 8  HIT: 14  SB: 84 |

S63 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 13  A: 30  P: 43 +/-: +39  PIM: 12  HIT: 73  SB: 108 |

S64 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 16  A: 30  P: 46 +/-: +27  PIM: 16  HIT: 107  SB: 112 |

S65 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 8  A: 22  P: 30 +/-: -30  PIM: 16  HIT: 104  SB: 157 |

S66 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 5  A: 15  P: 20 +/-: -18  PIM: 24  HIT: 58  SB: 100 |

S67 [LAP] | GP: 66  G: 2  A: 10  P: 10 +/-: /5  PIM: 20  HIT: 63  SB: 33 |

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IIHF

S51 [Norway] | [RD] GP: 12  G: 0  A: 2  P: 2  +/-: -5  PIM: 6  HIT: 28  SB: 27 |

S52 [Norway] | [RD] GP: 12  G: 1  A: 0  P: 1  +/-: +1  PIM: 4  HIT: 25  SB: 7 |

S53 [Norway] | [RD] GP: 12  G: 0  A: 1  P: 1  +/-: -5  PIM: 7  HIT: 14  SB: 7 |

S54 [Norway] | [LD] GP: 12  G: 2  A: 0  P: 2  +/-: -1  PIM: 2  HIT: 22  SB: 9 |

S55 [Norway] | [LD] GP: 12  G: 1  A: 4  P: 5  +/-: +0  PIM: 11  HIT: 18  SB: 14 |

S56 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 0  A: 2  P: 2  +/-: -5  PIM: 0  HIT: 11  SB: 25 |

S57 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 3  A: 6  P: 9  +/-: +4  PIM: 4  HIT: 12  SB: 34 |

S58 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 3  A: 7  P: 10  +/-: -5  PIM: 6  HIT: 12  SB: 25 |

S59 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12  G: 5  A: 6  P: 11  +/-: +9  PIM: 6  HIT: 9  SB: 11 |

S60 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12  G: 6  A: 6  P: 12  +/-: +6  PIM: 2  HIT: 5  SB: 13 |

S61 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12  G: 1  A: 2  P: 3  +/-: +3  PIM: 4  HIT: 14  SB: 12 |

S62 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12  G: 4  A: 4  P: 8  +/-: -1  PIM: 6  HIT: 21  SB: 10 |

S63 [Norway] | [RD] GP: 12  G: 0  A: 5  P: 5  +/-: -5  PIM: 2  HIT: 18  SB: 19 |

S64 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 4  A: 4  P: 8  +/-: +3  PIM: 2  HIT: 16  SB: 7 |

S65 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 0  A: 3  P: 3  +/-: -4  PIM: 0  HIT: 13  SB: 13 |

S66 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 2  A: 7  P: 9  +/-: +1  PIM: 5  HIT: 12  SB: 9 |

S67 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12  G: 2  A: 6  P: 8  +/-: +5  PIM: 2  HIT: 12  SB: 4 |

S68 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 1  A: 6  P: 7  +/-: -9  PIM: 2  HIT: 12  SB: 7 |

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Career History

S51 SMJHL Draft 2nd Round - 12th Overall by Kelowna 

S52 SHL Draft 1st Round - 3rd Overall by Texas

S52 Zach Miller Tropey - Most Dedicated Player 

S52 Elias Armia Award - The Commissioner's Award of Excellence

S53 Named Captain of the Kelowna Knights

S55 Called up to the Texas Renegades 

S55 SHL All-Rookie Team

S59 Challenge Cup Champion

S62 Challenge Cup Champion

S67 IIHF Gold Medal Winner 

S68 Announces Retirement

    

> Toronto will "beat out" Tampa Bay for the worst team in the league

That might be true, but Tampa is giving them a run for their money. The main reason we're losing the tank war atm is because my boy Fitted found some good strats for us to use despite the fact we have so little TPE depth. However, we all know Simon is still with us and Toronto will lose out on the 1st OVA pick to us, so what does it really matter?

Jøln DuBølk || D || Lethbridge Lions

Drafted 39th Overall in the S45 SMJHL Entry Draft

Drafted 24th Overall in the S46 SHL Entry Draft

19 G/67 A/86 P

S48 Four Star Cup Champion

S48 IIHF - Gold Medal

S49 All Rookie Team

S52 IIHF - Silver Medal

S54 Challenge Cup Champion