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.Laser · 04-20-2020, 03:40 AM

Hello SHL! Some of you know me, some of you don't. I created a player in S52 that I lost interest in almost immediately as I had an NSFL PT pass and no desire to write if I didn't have to. However, now I've decided to come back and go for a player that can be a difference maker for his team while also being slightly memey at the same time.

For those of you that know me, good to see you again! For those that don't, let me introduce myself. I am VRTX L4S3R, commonly referred to as Laser in both NSFL and PBE. I'm in both. In NSFL, I am a 5-season vet and 4-season GM of the Orange County Otters. I am also an updater, fantasy manager, and I handle Twitter payouts over there. In PBE, I am an updater, I am the PPT head, and I am GM of the new expansion team Detroit Demons. We take the field for the first time in the upcoming season and I am excited about how we have built our team.

So that begs the question, why should you sign James Kimanje? The answer is simple. I have affiliation with PBE for all PTs here, so they'll be done. I have sim league experience lasting nearly 9 months in NSFL and roughly 5 in PBE. I have a very sexy voice as opined by JKortesi81 himself. I'll be active in the discord LR and I really don't care that much about playing time.

That being said, I consider myself to be fair in all aspects of GMing, updating, PPT business, and life in general. So, here are reasons you may want to be wary of James Kimanje: I want myself to be a meme player that also can contribute to his team. Jeff told me about a player that lead the league in points and also penalties, and that sounds almost like a wet dream to me. I know next to nothing about hockey other than the basics. I will likely not get much money other than my contracts and an occasional article, as 7 league jobs and 2 players is already a lot on my plate. For that reason, I will be somewhat of a mercenary player, as I will need the money for equipment. But I am a friendly, level-headed dude and I'm not gonna always just go to the highest bidder. Sometimes I will though.

But other than that, I want my player to be an absolute stud. And I'm inviting all GMs to have the opportunity to sign such a player to your team. Just reach out to me on Discord at Laser#8573 and let me know.

Rindiee · 04-20-2020, 04:16 AM

damn laser we get it YOU'RE SWEATY

*jeffie43* · 04-20-2020, 04:49 AM

04-20-2020, 04:16 AMRindiee Wrote: damn laser we get it YOU'RE SWEATY

Nour is pretty hot ngl

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