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Hello grader, I have hit the word count limit, so this is the link to the 2nd part of my presser.

(about 15k words in the 2 parts part of the presser - about 10.9k here and 4.1k on the other one)

sve7en: "I misread this and was really confused."

It’s not my fault buddy. If only we could Wag each other’s Wang some time. Hopefully my reply doesn’t rustle your Jimmy-s. Good luck in your upcoming season in the J. The Kraken, and eventually the Panthers, are lucky to have such a great guy on the ice. Let’s try to get in touch when we can and maybe go grab some grub together when you get to the big show. Until then, keep your head up and stay on the grind.

Gooney: "Hey Ferda, it's Gooney."

HEYYYYYY WADDUP HOMIE. I thought you helped that bottom pairing plug Augustus Wang retire. I had prepared some supa hot fire from the depths of my quarantine dungeon about how lucky we are to be rid of that scum on Earth. Like I’m just trying to purchase some of that good shit (if you know what I mean) from SHLKush.com using HIS promo code (WANG20). One time I actually got in and was able to add a couple grams of herb, but due to their site being constantly barraged with customers, I couldn’t get past the checkout section. I guess we should all keep trying. Oh yeah, that retiring thing. Very unfortunate to hear that Wang LiQin decided to hang em’ up because he was a pioneer for all the Asians out there. I’ll catch you on the flip side though Goon dog. We gotta let the Big Wanger get started on answer some of these questions from the media, otherwise we are going to be here all day. The people love the Big Wanger, so it is only fair that we let em’ have a taste.

5ympathies: How did you finesse buffalo out of 7 million?

Good question buddy, the answer is not as simple as you may think. I went to the Simulation Hockey League School of Cameron Carter II also known as the Baby GOAT class which is an entirely invite only private school. As you and many others may know, Cameron Carter II is world renowned for his ungodly ability to finesse Simulation Hockey League general managers using his sneaky “10 by 10” negotiating powers. Turns out, there is a lot more that goes into the entire process. You’d think that money is not the motivating factor going into on ice success. However, Cameron Carter II has shown time and time again that the more money you invest into the prime meat horse, the more points, hits and overall team success that you will get out him. He instilled in me that it is not worth wasting your prime away making a measly minimum wage contract because your general managers are always thinking about what is best for their own team. Cameron Carter II, also known as CC2, JODAN or 2 time BACK TO BACK JEFF DAR TROPHY WINNER, made it clear that taking 10 million dollars for 10 seasons will magically skyrocket you to stardom as your team practices, training and in game performance will be better than anyone that earns less than you each season. This is the same mentality that I used when I first signed my entry level contract worth 11 million over 2 seasons, with 7 million being paid in my very first season with the Buffalo Stampede. In signing the contract, I can affirm that I gained a sudden boost in overall morale and a sudden hunger to win at all costs. This was all the juice I needed in order to get the edge on all of my opponents because I was a finalist for the Quilha Agante Trophy for best defenseman in the SMJHL for consecutive seasons and did not win. Do you want to know why? I think you already know that answer and that is because I did not receive a 10 year, 10 million dollar contract from the general managers of the Buffalo Stampede. On the other hand, everyone knew that I was worthy of the 2 time 1st Team All-SMJHL nominations. Fortunately for the Anchorage Armada, I value individual awards and nominations much lower than team awards. This is why in Season 51 of the SMJHL, all of us in the boat gang pulled through and won the Four Star Cup with my own performance playing a big part in raising the trophy in game 7 of the finals. In fact, if you didn’t know already, ya boi actually scored the game winning goal in game 7 to secure the finals. Some may argue that I tried to throw the game by receiving a delay of game penalty in the final 5 minutes of the game, but you remember what I said earlier. If I was paid at least 10 million dollars, then I would have been more careful about clearing the zone and would have given people less of a heart attack. Anyways, I think at this point you understand the whole concept of the Cameron Carter II, aka the GOAT, process because you can’t sell yourself short in this league. “You don’t last long” is what your girlfriend said to me last night, but it’s also what Cameron Carter II says about your longevity in this league. You need to take as much money as you can and maybe you’ll see as much success as I have had so far in my career. The New England Wolfpack are definitely undercutting your value and maybe you should test free agency as soon as possible to see what your true potential is. Hell, you may even get that highly touted 10 year, 10 million dollar contract and unlock that final gear just like how Goku went from Super Saiyan 5 to Super Saiyan 6 and reach a power level of over 9000! At the very least, you will clap some more dick, Dick Clapper. Your name sounds very painful, but you know I am always down for some CBT with the crew.

bluesfan55:

"Hi wanger, big fan."

1.) "How have you enjoyed your time in Buffalo to date?"
2.) "Favorite memory in Anchorage?"
3.) "What happened to my shlkush.com delivery? i used code WANG20 for that spicy discount but my order hasn't shipped and it's been 7 months."

Hey its my main man DJ MvDH! Bro, we go way back so there is no need to be a big fan. Hell, you are a homie in my book. I have been keeping up with you and the boat gang. Sad to see how the playoffs ended for the boys, but I’m proud of how you have grown as a player as you took the reigns as Captain of the ship. It is safe to say that you did not fail to disappoint this year as you won Ideen Fallah Trophy for the MOST VALUABLE PLAYER, as voted by the awards committee, this past season buddy. Even though you guys may not have won the chip, nobody can say that you didn’t have an extraordinary season in the J and that made me proud as an Anchorage alumnus. You proved everyone wrong and helped keep Anchorage in the fight for as long as you could. Anyways, we will definitely have to find time when your New Orleans Specters meet my Buffalo stampede to catch up and have dinner or something. Until then, let me dive into the questions you have given me.

• How have you enjoyed your time in Buffalo to date?
  

Well, I think the easiest way to put it is by first talking about the transition from the J into the SHL because life has changed a lot for me, and it will change just as much for you. Hopefully that change in lifestyle is for the better. First off, I think the anxiety and intimidation of the entering the league as a high draft pick rookie is vastly overstated. This may be different for someone joining a bubble (middling) team where they hope that you provide immediate impact to put them over the top and into the playoffs. Sure, I felt the same pressures to perform at a high level, but definitely not to the extent that some people make it out to be. I think a lot of relief came from the veteran presence that exists in the Buffalo locker room because all of the guys in there have been great at mentoring me at being a better person before becoming a better player. Their overall maturity made my own transition to the team much easier. I think the biggest factor for me was that I was placed into the bottom pairing with heavy defensive duties for the entire season which put less pressure on me to perform. At first, I was taken back because I was so accustomed to being the team’s star defenseman, but the vets helped smooth the bumps that I had moving into a lesser role on a top team. Remember back in my days on Anchorage when coach would have me out there to try and spark some offense? Well, it was a relief to say the least when I was given the opportunity to grow the defensive side of my game and continue to become more well rounded as a player. I think its hilarious that the armchair analysts talking were shit about me. They wouldn’t say all of that shit to me at a press conference, I’m jacked. Not only that but I wear the freshest clothes, eat at the chillest restaurants and hang out with the hottest dudes. They are all pathetic. If anything, the relatively consistent winning made it an easier pill to swallow because that means I was doing my job at least. In terms of the other aspects of being in Buffalo and the SHL in general, I have enjoyed it way more than the shitty old buses and planes back in the J. Yeah there is a lot more travelling involved in the SHL, but having a nice comfy seat with good heat and air conditioning or a nice massage chair in the team jet has made life so much easier. Not only that, but the team staff and facilities are just more advanced than the J due to there being more money in the league. The food is definitely the other improvement that I’ve had but that might only be an Anchorage thing. We would play so many games at home but the restaurants and stores close so early that I can’t even sneak in a quick cheat meal afterwards since they ALL close right after our games would end. Plus, the food choices were so limited there too. I’d actually look forward to playing away games because there was so much more to eat. When you’re up in the show next season, you’ll see how much weight, I mean, muscle I’ve gained since we last talked in person.

• Favorite memory in Anchorage?
  

Alright this is a tough question because my instincts are telling me to say the Season 51 Four Star Cup win since that’s the grand slam, but that is more of a team thing and it doesn’t say “Big Wanger” unless you start to think about who was on that team. I think I will go with becoming the all-time leader in points by a defenseman in my final regular season game on the Armada. After a long grueling tenure on the Anchorage Armada, I’m glad that I was able to cement myself in team history because I still reminisce about the fun times and interactions that I have had. Putting myself in the team’s record books serves as a memory that I will forever remember because I will be recognized for the success that I had on the team. Well, at least until that record is broken by the next up and coming Armada defenseman.

• What happened to my SHLKush.com delivery? I used code WANG20 for that spicy discount, but my order hasn't shipped, and it's been 7 months.
  

Wow you’re a lucky one man, as my man Ferda said earlier, he ended up being stuck at the checkout screen until he was ultimately knocked off the site because it got overwhelmed by traffic as per usual. I don’t know when it’ll ship man because that is not what I am involved in, but I’ll forward them your info and see what I can do. If anything, I’ll hook you up with whatever you were looking for when we play against each other in preseason or the regular season or something. I don’t know man; I’ll just try my best to get you what you need. I can’t stand seeing one of my boys being left out to dry. You know ya boi Big Wanger is going to come through big time for ya so don’t worry.

charlieconway: "How close did you get to transferring out of Canada in IIHF?"

When I first read this, I thought that I should keep most of this information private, but I might as well spill the beans after a hard fought IIHF run that left us empty handed this season. It’s not like I can transfer out to another nation any time soon. Guess you can say that I’m stuck in Canadian prison. Anyways, I think my first memory of the whole debacle is that we had just won a Silver Medal in the Season 50 IIHF Tournament and talks began about our eventual promotion to the big boy squad later in our careers. At the time, the TPE disparity between the two of us was very small and I think at one point I had the lead, so there was a lot of pressure to continue earning and hopefully be the first in line for the next available opening. I would be lying if I said that I felt very competitive at the time, but as real life responsibilities started to take over my time, I became less interested in my opportunity to join the main IIHF squad. Add on the fact that Anchorage won the Four Star Cup in Season 51 and you can start to understand why I started to care less about my future on Team Canada as I was more interested in seeing Big Wanger play and progress through the ranks instead of watching him sit on the sidelines as a mascot hoping to eventually play. Next, you rapidly passed me in TPE by the end of Season 51 and Gone Wild “Gabriel” Johnson had taken over as the Federation Head of Team Canada where he made it clear that you would likely be getting the next d-man spot in IIHF due to TPE totals which left me pondering my future internationally. A lot of IIHF Fed Heads caught wind of this and began filling me like a pornstar with DMs about how I should consider transferring to their nation because I would be able to fill a big role immediately which became increasingly alluring due to the reasons stated above. If I were to name the front runners at the time, it would have to be Germany in first by a wide margin and then a tie between Norway and Sweden. I had Germany at the top of my list because they are managed by my own General Manager on the Buffalo Stampede, Tomen, along with a relatively high average TPE and consistent success in going far into the tournament. Norway and Sweden were tied because to be honest, I didn’t really put too much thought into them, but Norway was on the list because Golden_Apricot is a great coach and friend of mine and Sweden was up there too because you can’t pass up a chance to play with the 2k+ TPE, SHL MVP and leading goal scorer in Ola Wagstrom. I’d say the only reason why I stuck with Canada was because unfortunately, Jax, went inactive which opened up an additional spot for me on top of the one that was given to you which came up relatively last minute as the transfer window was about to close for the S53 season. Gone Wild Johnson was definitely lucky in there being another opened spot because I was already halfway out the door when he told me the “good” news. I put “good” in quotations because Canada had no success at all in the medal rounds under his reign of terror. I’m being honest here when I say that if I had a choice, I would stay in Canada 100% of the time because I love representing my country and I love the guys in the locker room. Leaving my native land behind is something that I likely would have regretted in the future and something I’m glad I had the chance to think about this thoroughly. Hopefully we’ll finally win some medals again since Gone Wild Johnson has left to work on his next cheats in the SHL and we can celebrate each other’s success instead of the other’s failures. Cheers bud.

jfisherr:

1.) "Why are you the way that you are?"

2.) "How does it feel consistently being second best to GA?"

3.) "Why you trippin?"

4.) "How did it feel for Canada to not medal again? Are you happy that Gone Wild Johnson's tenure of Fed Head is over?"

5.) "Do you think Buffalo will ever not get swept by Hamilton?"

6.) "Who’s your favourite Stampede user? Why is it not me?"

7.) "Are you excited to play with nearly 2k TPE Alex Selich? Do you think it’ll help or hurt the Big Wanger’s stats?"

Hey Fish, thanks for the questions buddy.

• Why are you the way that you are?
  

I think a lot of it is from playing a ton of team sports which has molded me into what eventually became my username, Ferda. I can come off as an asshole to some people or I can also come off as a chill guy who just loves to joke around all the time. Thankfully, you fall under the latter and we get to meme about whatever is going on right now on the site or in our lives. I think my decision to finally create an account on the SHL and to remain active has definitely changed who I am because it opened me up to such a big community of like-minded people that I can vibe with on a regular basis. Anytime, anywhere. It’s definitely made me more open to socializing with others in real life, along with many other minute things that you’d have to ask one of my friends in real life to answer. To sum it up, it has a lot to do with my past in sports and being active socially, which has translated well into my SHL life as I’ve made many strong friendships on the site, which has led back to me being more open minded and welcoming in real life. I think I went in circle a lot there, but you knew what you were getting into when you asked me such a blunt question you piece of shit. ?

• How does it feel consistently being second best to GA?
  

Honestly, it's not that bad considering the success that both of us had in the J and SHL. At first glance, it’s easy to assume that I feel jealous of @golden_apricot, but it’s nice to see a good friend of mine have success even though it isn’t my team. In S51, I won the Four Star Cup with the Anchorage Armada while GA won the Challenge Cup with Hamilton. You can say that the Challenge Cup is objectively more valuable than the Four Star Cup, but you, myself and the rest of the active people at the time will remember the asterisk that has been put on that trophy. I won’t bother going into that here because there’s no point reiterating the past, but I don’t see myself any lesser because I won what people would consider as a “less important” trophy. I feel proud of Wanger’s success in the J as he’s surpassed a lot of my initial expectations coming into the league and I think he’s had a respectable SMJHL career. As for his recent championship win in S53, that is the one that starts to sting because he swept my Buffabros (including you obviously) and I and then went on to win the entire thing again. That is the one thing that hurts when coming (even less than) second to him. But in the grand scheme of things, I still feel like Wanger has had more individual success with nothing to show for it. Michaud and Wang, the deadly duo that never happened, are completely opposite players anyways which means that there’s no reasonable platform to debate on because Wang is more likely to shine due to playing a two-way game, while Michaud is purely defensive. People are going to drift towards the numbers and compare them to give a plain statement on who they think is better based solely on those numbers. It’s like the Kobe vs Lebron debate. Like you can argue for championships, but can you really determine who is the “best” or even “second best”? I believe it’s the same case here and it’s why I’d rather just be happy for both of our successes and simply move on. GA is a lot more than just a frien-emy to me. He’s a good friend and an invaluable member to the site.

• How did it feel for Canada to not medal again?
  

Going into the most recent IIHF tourney, I had no expectations because I knew that Gone Wild Johnson would do his usual gaslighting of the team. I had won a Gold Medal and 2 Silver Medals already in the World Junior Championships which actually satisfied my initial craving of international play. However, I became increasingly attached to the idea of winning it all again this season because we got pretty hyped over the fact that we went undefeated in the round robin. This is where you’d meme about “moments before disaster” because in typical Team Canada fashion, there was bound to be a twist in the plot which is why I still feel a bit sad. A lot of the guys in the locker room were excited and had high expectations for the team, as they should, and it just felt bad to see them get let down again. Once again, I wasn’t hurt by it nearly as much as them because this was only my first season with the team. I think if I was a returning player I would definitely feel worse because Team Canada is always expected to do well in the IIHF tourney.

• Are you happy that Gone Wild Johnson's tenure of Fed Head is over?
  

I think Gone Wild Johnson’s resignation from Fed Head is ultimately a good thing for the team because he put in way too much time into a tournament that has a lot of random variables in equally random sim engine in FHM. We all thought the TPE disparity and move to the new sim engine would prove to be the time for Canada and USA to reign supreme in the IIHF just like in real life. However, the randomness of having so many different strategies, lines, TPE numbers and matchups makes it really hard for someone like Gone Wild to shoulder all the responsibility. As much as I like to meme about how much of a fucking idiot he is (and he is), he put in a lot of hours and tried his best to put the team in the best position to succeed and it sucks for all that hard work to not come into fruition. Add on the fact that my player is now in the mix and you have me just feeling bad about the entire Team Canada situation. I hope the next person that gets hired puts in as effort and desire as Gone Wild did because the team has all the players, but not the right formula for consistent success to minimize the randomness of the sim engine.

• Do you think Buffalo will ever not get swept by Hamilton?
  

What do you mean? We beat them last season. Oh wait… You weren’t on the team. ?

• Who’s your favourite Stampede user? Why is it not me?
  

This isn’t a fair question to ask man. I don’t want to break up the squad when I only recently joined the team. Can’t have them hating me in my first season. Except for maybe that bottom line plug named A-A-Ron HerManInaDitch?

• Are you excited to play with nearly 2k TPE Alex Selich? Do you think it’ll help or hurt the Big Wanger’s stats?
  

To be honest with you man, I’m not that excited to be the 4th defenseman on the team. I’m going to be relegated to the majority of the defensive duties simply because Wanger has less TPE and will simply have less offensive capability. So, obviously Big Wanger is likely going to be very flaccid this season as he won’t clap as many bombs which means that he won’t fuck as many moms. At the very least, I can expect more overall team success because we’ve improved the Buffalo squad so much overall which is what I care the most about at the end of the day. That’s the whole point of playing on such a gifted dynasty like Buffalo. Sometimes you need to be Ferda for the betterment of the team. Winning over everything.

Re: Are you excited to play with nearly 2k TPE Alex Selich? Do you think it’ll help or hurt the Big Wanger’s stats?

Mayuu: "For what it's worth, this was the story for hippos first seasons in Buffalo as well, I started out as the third piece between König and Marius on the second line and pretty much got carried the first two seasons. My rookie season was even better then the second one. Third season König got swapped for Louie Garret and once again I saw Marius and Garret have great seasons while Hippo we mediocre offensively. It wasn't until the playoffs s48 I saw Hippo bloom out, and by that point I was somewhere along 1400-1500 TPE.

You might look in front of you and see these giant TPE defenders but that shifts pretty quickly, and sooner then you think you'll be leading them instead."

That's the best part about being on the team man. Lee and Tomen have done a great job at instilling that top earners will eventually have a spot as a star the moment they get to a high TPE threshold and I feel like I can always trust them to that because of the continued success that they have brought the team. They've put Buffalo on the map as a respected team and it's very telling from the fact that they received the most votes for "Which SHL team is Best Managed?" in the S53 SHL Players Poll by Luke. Solid asset management and success quickly made Buffalo a place that I want to now call home and I feel like many others share the same sentiment whether or not they are actually on the team.

karey:

1.) "Favourite eating spot in Richmond?"

2.) "Why are soup dumplings so damn good and how many can you eat in a sitting?"

3.) "Do your hats still fit now that bank overlord has gone to your head?"

4.) "Favourite Canuck all time?"

5.) "You can have dinner with 3 of the following. Who do you choose, and why?
Don Cherry, Bieksa, Strombone1, Hank, Dan, Iginla, Sakic, Bissonnette, Rory Fitzpatrick, Judd Brackett, Jimothy Timothy, Petey, Burr, Big burt, Trevor Linden, Eddie Lack."

• Favourite eating spot in Richmond?
  

Damn, you are really putting me on the spot here because that is pretty much asking me what my favourite food is too. I guess if I wanted to play it safe then I would have to say Silver Tower near Lansdowne Mall. It’s an Asian western fusion restaurant which are literally everywhere in Richmond, but I like Silver Tower the most because of a lot of reasons. The first one being that their opening hours are super clutch for an early or late bite to eat. They open at 9 AM and have breakfast till 11 AM. Afterwards, they have lunch and dinner options from 11 AM until 2:30 AM the next day, so their opening hours are 9 AM to 2:30 AM. I have lost count of how many times that my friends and I were hungry after some late-night shenanigans and couldn’t decide on what to eat, which leads me to the menu options. Like I said, Silver Tower is an Asian western fusion restaurant, so they have a lot of different things to choose from their menu. You can choose from stuff like baked pork cutlet over rice (with tomato or cream sauce) all the way to Singaporean style stir fry noodles and don’t forget, each menu item comes with a free drink and there’s also a lot of those to choose from. You could have stuff from the usual milk tea or lemon tea all the way to stuff like iced Ribena and lemon. If you didn’t know, Ribena is a blackcurrant drink that can be made from concentrate and it’s delicious with lemon. That’s all that I can really say. I think the only drawbacks of going to Silver Tower over the other Asian fusion restaurants is that the parking outside is absolutely horrendous because they share parking spots with Matsuyama, which is a popular cheap sushi place (pretty shit quality) and the interior of the restaurant is very visually unappealing. The portions are not the biggest, but the quality of the food is generally pretty food for the price and the service is usually pretty good. Oh yeah, and they only take cash, but you should know by now that most Asian restaurants in Richmond only take cash. They usually get pretty busy around lunch time (Noon to 2 PM) if they aren’t restricted by social distancing and also around dinner time (6 to 8 PM), so I’d suggest you go for a late afternoon lunch or go if you end up in Richmond late at night. I haven’t said much about breakfast because it’s the least special part of their menu, but I’d say its passable in terms of the Asian fusion breakfast menu list. However, I’d assume you would want bigger portions when you’re having breakfast because there’s only so many ways for you to have a typical Asian (HK Style) breakfast. Usually you’d pick one item from section A, such as 2 eggs and bacon, and then pair it with one item from section B, such as macaroni with ham, and the total of that would be about 7 to 8 dollars in Trudeau Monopoly money. If you want a big Asian fusion breakfast then I’d recommend 1+1 Café even though they’re pretty shit aside from their huge portions, so if you want to get full then I’d recommend that place. But, for everything else I’d recommend Silver Tower. It’s my go-to for Asian fusion and you can’t go wrong with them. The food is passable, and the service is alright. You sort of know what to expect when you go into an Asian fusion restaurant. If I were to rate it on a strict scale ranging from 1 being a restaurant with shitty food and shitty service and 10 being the best food and the best service you’ve ever had, I’d give Silver Tower like a 6 out of 10. I give them a 6 where it can be broken down into 3 points for food and 3 points for service. I feel like if I rated them any higher, I would be overrating them. But if I put their score any lower, then Silver Tower would be among the rest of the very average to below average Asian fusion restaurants. I would recommend it for a place that you don’t expect much out of because it’s really nothing special, but I put them down as my Favourite place in Richmond due their reliability and flexible hours which is perfect for a night owl like myself. I always order the baked chicken fillet on rice with cream sauce because they add a bunch of cheese on top that melts and makes it super creamy and delicious.

• Why are soup dumplings so damn good and how many can you eat in a sitting?
  

I have no idea man. I’ve had my fair share of Shanghainese soup dumplings, aka xiao long bao in Chinese PinYin or XLB for abbreviation, and I’ve slowly grown more and more particular about what restaurants or stores that I buy frozen ones from. If you like xiao long bao, then I’d also recommend sheng jian bao. Sheng jian bao are known as pan-fried pork soup dumplings if you haven’t had them before. The outside of the soup dumpling is thicker like a typical “bao” skin and is deep fried to a slight crisp and topped with diced green onions. All of the soupy goodness is still preserved inside the dumpling and you get a nice crispy and chewy texture from the thicker skin of the soup dumpling. I will say though, some people don’t like them because sometimes they can be made with too little filling so the ratio between soup, meat and the dough. But, that notion varies between people based on where they have had them and also how they were prepared since each place will prepare them differently. I’ll give a good recommendation to my go-to place in Richmond (and possibly in Vancouver) which is BaiYuLan beside Lansdowne Mall. They have great service and have been my entire family’s (and extended family’s) Favourite spot to go have Shanghainese food. Go give them a try if you haven’t and make sure to order as fast as you can eat them because the moment you let them sit for a little bit, the xiao long bao will start sticking to the paper at the bottom of the bamboo steamer. I’m guessing you know all of this since you’re bringing it up to me now but let me know how you feel about the xiao long bao and sheng jian bao from BaiYuLan. Don’t order takeout from there because the quality just won’t be the same. Wait until quarantine stops or call in to see if they are allowing a few sit-in customers. Gotta have them fresh or not at all. In terms of how many I can actually eat? Well… I’m pretty sure that I can eat at least 2 full steamers full of them. AT THE VERY LEAST. Call me fat or whatever you want, but when I’m hungry I can’t stop eating them.

• Do your hats still fit now that bank overlord has gone to your head?
  

Hey, what can I say man? I control the economy. If I don’t like you, I can empty your bank account in one fell swoop! Don’t try and cross me man, I know you’re on my team and all but you better watch what you say around me.

Also, this joke will definitely be taken out of context by someone and I’ll never hear the end of it. I’ll even leave a space for you to get a better screen cap too. @nour I’ll be waiting for the punishment thread to be posted.

• Favourite Canuck all time?
  

I’m not the type to fawn over star players that are on my team because I feel like there’s more to being an NHL player than just playing well. The history of humanitarian contributions from members of the Vancouver Canucks has led me to feel this way about those who have such a large social platform to improve the city and its communities. Anyways, before this player, I think my Favourite player was definitely number 19, Markus Naslund. I loved Nazzy’s respectful and stoic approach both on and off the ice because it helped me learn how to be level-headed while playing hockey and as a person in general. The fact that he was able to withstand the constant grind that is the Vancouver and Canadian media was amazing and it’s easy to see why the Sedins were able to become such highly touted figures in the city too. The West Coast Express line only boosted my love for the team and Nazzy as a player because they were damn near impossible at times (at least until Sedin-ery became a thing). If you think back to all the times we fell short in the Western Conference Playoffs in the early 2000s, you can see that it was taking a toll on all of the other guys, but Nazzy would have to face the demons time and time again. He would never fail to give the fans hope and optimism even though times were getting tough and eventually his decline in play only made it clear that he was just an all-around great person. He’s part of the reason why the other Canuck players would go out of their way to make your day or life by simply taking a photograph or signing something for you and giving you a quick chat about your life since they already knew a lot about yours. Add on the fact that he was an insanely skilled sniper and it’s obvious why he was such a loved player during his time on the Canucks. The understanding that hockey is merely just a sport and the fact that their position allowed them to impact so many people’s lives through their opportunity to give back to the community will always be something that I’ll look back on in Nazzy’s tenure because he, and the other former Canuck leaders, molded a team around their willingness to give back to others.

My Favourite player nowadays is definitely Kevin Bieksa or Juice, as I’m going to call him for most of this post. I think the fact that the only reason why he ended up on the Canucks’ radar was because he punched Fedor Fedorov in the face. If you didn’t know, Kevin Bieksa was one of your regular guys that didn’t seem to have a clear path to the NHL prior to his promotion from the Manitoba Moose. He spent 80 games in Manitoba before his eventual call-up to the Vancouver Canucks in the 2005-2006 season. There was nothing too special about Juice’s play on the ice, but as you can probably tell if you’ve ever watched him in the media or against (or on) your Favourite team, then you would understand that he’s a big stand-up guy that shows a lot of character. As I stated earlier, the reason why he was even put on the map was because he accidentally spilled Fedor Fedorov’s beer by accidentally bumping into him. Juice even offered to buy him another one, but according to Brian Burke, the General Manager of the Vancouver Canucks at the time, Fedorov was not willing to take an apology from a rookie and offered to fight him outside. Juice even refused to fight him at the time and tried to defuse the situation, but Fedorov was having none of it. Thus, leading to his infamous knock out punch on Fedorov and what he thought was his final moments with the Canucks organization. Obviously, that wasn’t the case, and he ended up becoming a solid second pairing defenseman that was instrumental in the Canucks’ run to the 2011 Stanley Cup Finals, where the NHL Head Office decided to cancel the finals for the first time in NHL history. The man who scored the game winning goal to get them to that Stanley Cup Final? Kevin fucking Bieksa. Never forget #STANCHIONGATE. I’ll never forget that goal because I was watching the game with my dad, I had never seen him so excited after a game before as we were jumping around the living room in joy. Add on the miracle dragon slayer goal from the first round and you can only imagine how happy we were to have gone on such a storied run to a cancelled Stanley Cup Finals. Very unfortunate to say the last. Anyways, Juice’s contributions off the ice are the main reason why he’s my favourite Canucks player ever because his charisma and desire to make people happy was very different from the very calm demeanor that the Sedins and the rest of the Canucks players had at the time. In the NHL, it is still very normal to be non-confrontational and provide the same bland statements in interviews as to not draw too much unnecessary attention to the player and the team. Guys like Jeremy Roenick or Sean Avery were typically the wild guys in the media and would go against the norm to create the stereotype that anyone who wasn’t super bland in the media was considered a troublemaker. Juice proved that it was possible to avoid falling into that class by showing that an NHL player could differentiate his play on the ice by creating a bold and funny off-ice persona. From interviews, charity events and now his podcast, Juice created the funny goofball that is a stand-up guy that is caring about the community. He would fight for what he believed was right both on and off the ice. I'll never forget the superman punch that he had on Mike Richards and all the times he stood up for his teammates. There’s a reason why Juice was the comedic relief during the Sedins’ jersey induction ceremony and it was definitely for all of the reasons stated above. Go watch his speech for the twins and go check out the Kes and Juice podcast if you haven’t already. The guy his hilarious and is just a great person overall. I’m sure he’ll be considered for the Ring of Honor at some point in the future because he’s in the same realm as Alex Burrows to me and Burr just got put up there. If I’m being honest, you could put most of that 2011 team into the Ring of Honor, but that’s getting too far from this question. Kevin Bieksa, also known as Juice, is definitely my favourite player Canucks player of all time because he’s charismatic, funny and fits my description as to what an athlete should strive to be.

• You can have dinner with 3 of the following. Who you choose and why?
  

I am way too biased here, but I’d have to go with Kevin Bieksa, Alex Burrows and Roberto Luongo (strombone1) simply because they’re all fucking hilarious and some of my favourite players from that 2011 Canucks team. I already talked about Juice above, so for this one I’ll focus mainly on Burr and Lou. Burr is such a hilarious and lighthearted guy who was always a loveable pest on the ice. He was definitely one of those guys who you would love to have on your team, but absolutely hate playing against. The guy is definitely one of the best players to have put on a Canucks sweater and I was there to watch his induction into the Ring of Honor when the Canucks played against the Senators this past (or ongoing, I have no idea anymore) season and it was so heartwarming to watch one of your favourite heart-and-soul players get recognized for his contributions. My favourite story of Burr was on episode 2 of the Kes & Juice Podcast, where Burr was the guest interviewee. They were telling a story about how they were in a hotel in Chicago and they could hear a couple having super loud sex. Well, Juice decided that it would be a good idea to prank Burr by asking him to bring an ice pack to his room, but instead of giving him the correct room number, Juice gave him the room number of the couple who were goin’ at it. The guy can give and take a joke and there’s no wonder why he’s one of the crowd favourites when you think of former Canucks players. If I were able to have dinner with Juice and Burr at the table, then the other guests around us better be ready to hear us laughing and going at each other once we have a couple of beers in our system. I’d think that they’d be 2 great buddies to have a drink with. Add on the third guy on the list, probably the quietest and also one of the funnier ones, Roberto Luongo and you have a trio that is going to be all laughs and funny business. Lou has always avoided showing his funny side, but as you listed his Twitter handle, strombone1, you can’t ignore that the guy has a great sense of humor and knows when to crack a joke. The guy is, no doubt, the best goaltender in Vancouver Canucks history and that 2011 would never have happened if it weren’t for his stellar play throughout his time here in Vancouver. Don’t forget that at one point, he was the Captain of the Canucks, so even the players in the locker room knew that he shows a lot of leadership. He also singlehandedly lifted Vancouver from being a bubble playoff team into serious consideration as a threat for the Stanley Cup. I believe that all of the flack that he got from the Vancouver media was relatively unjustified and simply created by writers who do not have the strongest grasp of the game of hockey. Lou took all of the criticism pretty well and you can tell from all the self-deprecating jokes that he made, that he was well aware of himself and was willing to take the heat like a champ. If I’ve got very talkative guys in Burr and Juice, then Lou would be a great compliment to the table. I have no doubt in my mind that having dinner with these 3 guys would be a fun and memorable time.

frithjofr:
1.) "How big is your hog?"

2.) "Follow up question, show us your hog."

• How big is your hog?
  

From a quick Google search, I found that the average domestic pig is about 135 cm in length and about 74 cm tall with a weight of about 300 kg. If I were to use a ratio between my hog size and the size of the average hog, by my calculations, my hog would be about the size of 0.2 hogs. You’d think 0.2 hogs is very little but think of the fucking size of the average hog. Like come on man, they’re basically a miniature version of a cow and cows can be fucking huge too. So yeah, I’d say 0.2 hogs is about the size of my hog and I believe that it’s a respectable size to be at.

• Follow up question, show us your hog.
  

Mayuu:

"Hi Wanger,"

1.) "E-boy or E-Girl?"

2.) "10 hours of AYAYA or Nyan Cat?"

3.) "Dick fingers or finger dick?"

• E-boy or E-Girl?
  

Definitely e-boys man. You can never pass up some raw gachi over some e-thot. Always remember that our daddy told us not to be ashamed of your dicks. Rest in peace Billy Herrington, also known as Aniki. :pepehands:

• 10 hours of ayaya or nyan cat?
  

This was definitely a hard question to answer. They both have their pros and cons, but the main concern is whether or not I have to watch the entire 10 hours. I’m going to assume that I do, so I am going to have to go with 10 hours of nyan cat. Firstly, the fact that ayaya is from an anime already puts it into a bad light. Next, you already know that we always need to keep the door open so that we can say “WEEBS OUT”. This presser is a weeb free zone and even though I seen the ayaya clip, I couldn’t stand watching it for 10 hours straight. Nyan cat on the other hand, is a wholesome pooptart cat and the video is at least interesting because of the stars and the galaxy. Also, the song is a god damn banger that has highs and lows that you can jam to without getting a brain aneurysm like ayaya. WEEBS OUT.

• Dick fingers or finger dick?
  

I think the main question is whether or not I want to have 10 tiny dicks (yes, including the thumb here) or just 1 tiny dick. Once you put it that way, doesn’t the answer become glaringly obvious? Who wouldn’t want the ability to cum 10 times at once? I’ll take the question at face value and assume that the dick fingers replace my current dick too. Imagine the massive NUT from cumming all at once. Sure, I wouldn’t be able to really knock someone up, but at the very least I’ll still be able to pleasure someone who is willing to take my unique condition for who I am. Meanwhile, having a finger dick would just mean complete disappointment as it would be way too small. Sure, size isn’t everything. But when your dick is the size of a finger, it’s hard to ignore the fact that it’s barely providing any meaningful stimulation. That’s why dick fingers will always be superior to a finger dick and why I would choose them 10/10 times if I was forced to.

nour:

1.) "What’s the best burger you’ve ever had?"

2.) "Any ideas for your recreate in the future? Name? Position?"

3.) "Describe your favourite underwear?"

4.) "Who wins the challenge cup in S54?"

Hello Mr. Nour Harrak, my Arabian boyfriend, thanks for the questions! Congrats on your Hamilton Steelhawks and Detroit Falcons on winning the Challenge and Four Star Cups in the inaugural season of FHM.[/s]

• What’s the best burger you’ve ever had?
  

The best burger I’ve ever had is definitely at Bin 4 on Granville Street just before the Granville Street Bridge in Vancouver. The level of burgers that I have had definitely isn’t that high and I also believe that it’s hard to judge a burger because of how simple they can be, but I think this place has some of the best burgers in the Vancouver area. They serve a burger called “The Breakfast Club” which contains a pork patty made from locally sourced, 63 Acres Premium BC pork and chorizo, along with a fried egg, smoked bacon, house made roasted jalapeno guacamole, roasted garlic aioli, 5 year cheddar, butter lettuce, tomato and red onion. If that doesn’t make your mouth water at the thought of it, I don’t know what will. The burger is fucking huge and you really need to squish it together in order to fit it in your mouth. Like holy shit, you read the ingredients list again and you imagine the sheer size of that thing in both your hands as you try to stuff that thing down your throat like a caveman. I honestly think it is part of a plan to make such a big burger so that you have to squish it and have all the stuff mix together before you take a big bite. The problem is that if you’re not careful enough, the stuff will start spilling out of its ass like a leaky butthole, so you really need to perfect the technique of handling a big burger otherwise you’re going to have a bad time. To pair with the burger, you get a choice of house cut fries or house made chips. Personally, I’d go with the chips because their fries are a bit too fat and mushy for my liking and the chips provide a nice crunch which is a nice contrast to the textures that you’ll be getting from the burger. The chips are lightly salted, and they provide you with your choice of 1 of their dips. There’s a ton of dips to choose from, but my choice would definitely be the garlic aioli since it’s one of the more balanced flavors out of their list. However, you can choose it to your liking because the dips definitely have too much preference tied to them for me to give you a real suggestion. If you are an indecisive person, then you can even pay a little extra for another dip to try too. So, to bring it all together, I’d usually order the Breakfast Club burger with chips and garlic aioli for the dip with your choice of drink. I’d go with a beer honestly because there’s so much fatty food. If you’re ever in town and want a burger, I’ll gladly take you there for a nice burger. The location is great because it’s not far from Downtown Vancouver and it’s got good food, good service and an overall chill atmosphere.

• Any ideas for your recreate in the future? Name? Position?
  

Honestly, I haven’t thought about it too much so far, but I think the position of my recreate is definitely going to be doggystyle a sniping winger simply because I just want to score a bunch of fucking goals and let the other people play defense for a change. As for the name, I’ll have to figure that out when the time comes because I don’t really care what his/her/its name is going to be. I feel like I have more of an idea of what team(s) I want to go to for my recreate, but obviously things are likely to change later because Big Wanger isn’t even close, or even halfway, to the end of his career yet.

• Describe your favourite underwear?
  

See, I want to cheat and just give you the name, but if you really want me to describe them then I guess I need to listen to my main man Nour Harrak. The first thing you need to know that they are boxer briefs. These briefs are made of a super soft, moisture wicking fabric that comes in a range of prints. I don’t really care about what print they have on them because this brand has pretty good-looking designs that won’t make anyone cringe if they were to see me wearing them. The moisture wicking fabric is definitely a big plus if you’re a sweaty dude because they air out super easily and dry super quick because of it. They offer a slim fit option too, but ya boi is a bit thicc so he gets the regular version. The waistband on them is a bit thick, but it’s not a problem once you put some mileage into them because they’ll stretch out eventually. I wear a medium size because I have about a 33 inch waist (which is a pain in the ass whenever I’m buying jeans). They are really snug and keep your junk in place so that you don’t need to adjust your manly bits often in public. I usually choose to have a fly on my underwear too, but I usually don’t use them. They offer easy access whenever I feel necessary and the price doesn’t change at all, so I’m like why not? This brand of underwear is a bit pricey, but I’m not afraid to shell out a bit extra to get good quality stuff, especially when I’m wearing them all day. At this point I’ve run out of ideas of how to describe them because there is only so many things you can say about a pair of underwear. If you were wondering, my favourite underwear is made by Saxx. They have a bunch of different styles, but the style that I always buy from them is the Vibe because they usually go on sale for around 20-25 bucks a pair. Like I said, they are a bit pricey, but I’ve worn mine for a long ass time and they’ve never made me feel uncomfortable.

• Who wins the challenge cup in S54?
  

As much as I want to say that the Buffalo Stampede to win, I don’t want to put all of my money on us to win it all. I still think Buffalo will remain as a dark horse to win it all due to the strong goaltending tandem in Doyle and Robinson and the strong defensive core in Darrow, Scoop and Selich along with an abundance of 1k+ TPE forwards. However, you can’t ignore the fact that the New England Wolfpack have solved a lot of their problems going into S54. I think the addition of Benjamin Blue once again makes them the favourite to win the Four Star and the Presidents’ Trophy simply because their top lines are so strong. The eastern conference will definitely be a crapshoot, but I still believe that last season was a good indicator of who the top 3 will be and will continue to be. New England, Hamilton and Buffalo will continue to fight for that top spot and it will be interesting to see how teams adapt to each match up now that teams have a better understanding of the strategies that can be employed in FHM. I’m looking forward to seeing how it all pans out because even though I am picking the New England Wolfpack, I am not confident in them because of how close the TPE is between each team. A lot of the differences will be seen in their ability to formulate a good enough strategy to counter the other team and I think the Hamilton Steelhawks winning the S53 Challenge Cup is a good indicator of that. The sophomore season of the FHM sim engine will definitely be another fun one and I am really excited to see the outcome.

NeonLime:

“Any relation to Wang LiQin?”

I had no idea about this, but I talked to my parents and it turns out that I have very distant relatives back in China where one they sprouted out a fellow Wang that played hockey. I had only heard stories about this guy growing up and how he was a great player and it was unfortunate that they had lost contact with each other after he left the country for hockey. I had no idea that it turned out to be Wang LiQin @Gooney because I would’ve expected him to use an alias to mask his real name in LiQin. They told me that he was great with balls and was a stellar soccer player growing up. They were saying how he was on track to become China’s most famous soccer player and surpass Ronaldinho in his prime. Unfortunately, this was all back when there were no highlights, so I wasn’t able to see Wang LiQin’s ball handling skills in action, but I’m glad he’s had success in the SHL. His parents emphasized that he was very interested in American culture which led him to watch a lot of American sports such as hockey. Wang LiQin started watching star Asian players such as Paul Kariya and Richard Park in the NHL, which began his love for scoring goals and celebrating just like his fellow Asians. This eventually led to him somehow running away to Canada and miraculously gained Canadian citizenship. There is much to find out about Wang LiQin and I hope I can get in touch with him, but ever since he’s retired he has been completely off the grid. He wasn’t that communicative or vocal about himself, so I think I’ll have to leave it as a shot in the dark. Wang LiQin, if you’re out there, your family misses you and we hope you come out of your retirement home to tell us your story and reconcile the people that love you.

Golden_apricot:

“Michaud Wang when?”

Hey man, let me tell you about how good the weather is in the summer in Buffalo… You fucking left me to go do performance enhancing drugs with your entire SHL team to win a chip man. Kind of weird dude, but I get the motive. At least the boat gang won one too, so there’s that. But to answer your question… who knows man, who knows. :simonHmm:

ACapitalChicago:

“Longtime watcher of your career, couple of questions,”

1.) “Biggest impressions on the most recent SHL season?”

2.) “Best moment in the SHL?”

3.) “Can I get a discount code?”

Wow, thanks a lot man. It’s good to hear from different people in the community and I’m happy to have you here to pick my brain on whatever you have on your mind. I apologize if my message doesn’t get through to you past the back to back chips you won in Montreal and Carolina though. ?

• Biggest impressions on the most recent SHL season?
  

I think the biggest thing that I’ve felt this season is that there was always something more that I could do to help the team win. I’m not trying to complain about the minutes I was getting at all. It’s more of a knock on myself for not taking those steps and feeling caged in when I wasn’t making the most of the minutes that I was able to play. Playing a depth role on a team as strong and successful as the Buffalo Stampede is very difficult as a hot prospect entering the league because there was definitely a lot of culture shock in that I was once again a tiny fish in a big pond. However, the cliché that winning fixes everything was super apparent here as I got increasingly comfortable in my role which helped fuel my desire to win. I’ll be honest and say that it was very difficult at first, but all of the guys in the locker room would start to take note of the little things that I would do and try to add it to their game. I think that’s the great part about my Buffabros because they aren’t afraid to admit that they’re wrong at times. I’d also be lying that this doesn’t happen all the time, I know they can be stubborn idiots like myself too, so it’s a good balance of both which keeps the room fresh and the guys on edge when they need to be. Overall, I’d say this season my numbers may not have stood out at all, but I’m happy with my place on the team and look forward to having more success with these guys. I learned a lot from all of them and it’s pretty crazy to think about what I can do with my upcoming promotion to the second pairing.

• Best moment in the SHL?
  

Well, this one is a no brainer for me. My favorite moment in the SHL to date is definitely defeating Gone Wild “Gabriel @gwdjohnson” Johnson’s Hamilton Steelhawks in the Season 52 SHL Playoffs. I got called up for the last couple of games in the series and it was awesome to finally stick it to the man who nearly ruined my SMJHL career during and after his time on the Anchorage Armada. Sure, I only played 3 minutes in the entire series, but you know what they say right? Quality over quantity. Also, the quality of his championships is also debatable too, but I’ll leave that for next time.

• Can I get a discount code?
  

I’m sorry man, but SHL Kush isn’t looking to sponsor anymore people at the moment right now. Maybe some time in the future. I'll let them know that you're interested and they'll get back to me with any potential opportunities. When they decided to sponsor me in my rookie season, they were taking a huge leap and it paid dividends for them to the point that their site is pretty much never online. If didn’t know, when the servers started to stabilize for a short amount of time, they decided that it was a good idea to sign my fellow Armada alumni Daniel Bischoff @dylanjj37 of the Edmonton Blizzard and gave him a discount code in db20. Turns out, he was actually able to negotiate an additional 5% onto his discount code that came out of his paycheque so that his fans would be able to save more than me on their purchase. I couldn’t believe it, but I guess I can’t argue with the guy who won an MVP in the SMJHL and the leading scorer title. If you want to save more and support my boy Danny then go ahead and use db20+5, but if you’re a real one then you’ll continue to use WANG20 on your orders at SHLKush.com.

Billy Herrington || USA || Detroit Falcons (S68 - Present)
Nickname: Aniki
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Accolades
1x - Four Star Cup (S68 - DET)
S68 - Esa Anrikkanen Trophy [Rookie of the Year] (42 G - 30 A - 72 Pts)
1x - Brodie Witzel Trophy [Playoff MVP] (S68 - DET)
1x - Ronan O'Keefe Trophy [Most Playoff Pts] (S68 - DET [25 Pts])
1x - SMJHL All-Star (S68 - DET)
1x - Linna-Landvik Trophy [Western Conference Champs] (S68 - DET)
1x - Laurifer Trophy [Top Regular Season Team] (S68 - DET)
S68 - Drafted 7th Overall by the Atlanta Inferno
S68 - 4th in SMJHL Regular Season Goals (42)
S68 - Drafted 32nd Overall by the Detroit Falcons (SMJHL)
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Augustus Wang || Canada || Anchorage Armada (S49 - S52) || Buffalo Stampede (S52 - S64)
Nickname: Big Wanger #WANG20
Peak TPE: 2127
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Accolades
Inducted into the Hall of Fame before retiring
S55 - Member of the Quadruple Gold Club (2nd Fastest)
2x - Challenge Cup (S55 & S60 - BUF)
1x - Scott Stevens Trophy (S59 - BUF)
2x - 1st Team All-Star (S57 & S59 - BUF)
1x - 2nd Team All-Star (S58 - BUF)
4x - IIHF Gold Medal (S54, S56, S57 & S58 - Canada)
1x - Four Star Cup (S51 - ANC)
1x - WJC Gold Medal (S51 - Canada)
3x - President's Trophy (S54, S55 & S60 - BUF)
5x - Mathias Chouinard Trophy (S55, S56, S58, S59 & S60 - BUF)
S59 - Anton Razov Nominee
S59 - Led all Skaters in Playoff points (19 GP // 7 G - 18 A - 25 P)
S59 - Led all Defensemen in Regular Season points (19 G - 49 A - 68 P)
S57 - Led all Defensemen in Regular Season points (16 G - 45 A - 61 P)
S57 - Aidan Richan Nominee
S57 & S61 - Scott Stevens Nominee
S56 - 1st Career Hat Trick (BUF 12 - 0 TBB)
S56 - 4 Goals in 1 game (4 G & 2 A // BUF 12 - 0 TBB)
1x - IIHF Bronze Medalist (S55 - Canada)
2x - WJC Silver Medal (S50 & S52 - Canada)
1x - WJC Top Defenseman (S51 - Canada)
2x - 1st Team All-SMJHL (S51 & S52)
2x - SMJHL All-Star (S51 & S52)
S55 - Inducted into the Anchorage Armada Hall of Fame
S52 - Most Regular Season Points by a Defenseman in Anchorage Armada History (SMJHL)
S52 - Named Captain of the Anchorage Armada (SMJHL)
S52 & S53 - Quilha Agante Nominee (SMJHL)
S51 - Named Assistant Captain of the Anchorage Armada (SMJHL)
S50 - Named Assistant Captain of Team Canada (WJC)
S50 - Drafted 6th Overall by the Buffalo Stampede (SHL)
S49 - Drafted 14th Overall by the Anchorage Armada (SMJHL)
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I misread this and was really confused.

Jimmy Wagner || Seattle Argonauts || Carolina Kraken || RW || S53 || 1002 cTPE || 2295 pTPE (7th all time)
6'1 || 190 lbs || Perg, Austria || Swedish passport
S52 SMJHL Draft - 6th Overall - Carolina Kraken
S53 SHL Draft   - 5th Overall - Los Angeles Panthers
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SHL Season Stats
Szn |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | Sht | PM | TOI
S56 | LAP | 50 |  6 | 16 | 22 | -10 | 108 | 24 |1023 // A /
S57 | LAP | 66 | 16 | 25 | 41 | -13 | 167 | 24 |1508 // A /
S58 | LAP | 66 | 15 | 31 | 46 |  -3 | 173 | 12 |1485 // A /
S59 | LAP | 66 | 22 | 26 | 48 | -19 | 208 | 12 |1576 // A /
S60 | LAP | 66 | 25 | 31 | 56 |  13 | 214 | 10 |1380 // A /
S61 | LAP | 66 | 19 | 35 | 54 | -10 | 251 | 16 |1436 // C /
S62 | LAP | 66 | 38 | 48 | 86 |  12 | 330 | 14 |1481 // C / MVP Nominee, Breakout Nominee, 2nd Team All-SHL
S63 | LAP | 66 | 20 | 40 | 64 |   5 | 292 | 22 |1442 // C /
S64 | LAP | 66 | 32 | 38 | 70 |  40 | 256 | 16 |1387 // C /
S65 | LAP | 66 | 18 | 27 | 45 |  25 | 209 | 10 |1310 // C /
S66 | LAP | 66 | 31 | 28 | 59 |  24 | 183 | 38 |1198 // C /
S67 | SEA | 66 | 21 | 39 | 60 |  32 | 194 | 24 |1120 //   /

S68 | SEA | 66 | 30 | 37 | 67 |  46 | 146 | 22 |1176 //   /
S69 | SEA | 66 | 21 | 38 | 59 |  42 | 147 | 28 |1188 //   /
S70 | SEA | 66 | 14 | 23 | 37 |  13 | 134 | 32 |1154 //   /
S71 | LAP | 66 | 21 | 55 | 55 | -17 | 142 | 22 |1267 //   /
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Challenge Cup Playoff Stats
Szn |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | Sht | PM | TOI
S56 | LAP |  5 |  1 |  2 |  3 |  -6 |  11 |  0 | 111 // A /
S57 | LAP |  6 |  1 |  1 |  2 |   1 |  21 |  0 | 137 // A /
S58 | LAP |  6 |  2 |  2 |  4 |   2 |  11 |  4 | 142 // A /
S59 | LAP |  6 |  1 |  4 |  5 |  -2 |  21 |  2 | 150 // A /
S60 | LAP |  6 |  1 |  1 |  2 |  -3 |   8 |  0 | 123 // A /
S61 | LAP |  5 |  1 |  3 |  4 |  -4 |  15 |  0 | 113 // C /
S62 | LAP | 17 |  8 | 12 | 20 |  13 |  63 |  2 | 390 // C /
S63 | LAP | 22 |  6 | 13 | 19 |   3 |  74 |  0 | 502 // C /
S64 | LAP | 12 |  6 |  6 | 12 |   6 |  59 |  2 | 274 // C /
S65 | LAP | 20 |  3 | 15 | 18 |  19 |  50 |  0 | 413 // C / ⟅ⅬⅩⅤ⟆ CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPION ⟅ⅬⅩⅤ⟆
S66 | LAP |  9 |  2 |  2 |  4 |   1 |  17 |  2 | 173 // C /

S67 | SEA | 23 |  5 | 15 | 20 |  20 |  53 |  6 | 409 //   / ⟅ⅬⅩⅤII⟆ CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPION ⟅ⅬⅩⅤII⟆

S68 | SEA | 21 |  6 | 13 | 19 |  16 |  48 | 10 | 418 //   / ⟅ⅬⅩⅤIII⟆ CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPION ⟅ⅬⅩⅤIII⟆

S69 | SEA | 16 |  1 |  7 |  8 |  20 |  28 |  4 | 310 //   /

S70 | SEA | 13 |  3 |  1 |  4 |  16 |  33 |  4 | 221 //   /

S71 | LAP | 12 |  3 |  4 |  7 |   3 |  29 |  4 | 235 //   /
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SMJHL Season Stats
Szn |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | Sht | PM | TOI
S52 | CAR | 50 |  6 |  8 | 14 |  +5 |  63 |  6 | 569 //   /
S53 | CAR | 50 | 10 | 20 | 30 |  -2 | 125 |  8 | 916 // C /
S54 | CAR | 50 | 24 | 29 | 53 |  20 | 171 | 12 | 943 // C / MVP, Scoring Leader, 1st Team All-SMJHL
S55 | CAR | 50 | 17 | 26 | 43 |  30 | 145 | 10 | 876 // C /
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Four Star Cup Playoff Stats
Szn |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | Sht | PM | TOI
S52 | CAR | 11 |  0 |  1 |  1 |  -1 |   8 |  2 | 118 //   /
S53 | CAR |  4 |  1 |  1 |  2 |  -3 |   7 |  0 |  75 // C /
S54 | CAR | 20 |  5 |  9 | 14 |   3 |  60 |  4 | 419 // C / FOUR STAR CUP CHAMPIONS
S55 | CAR | 11 |  5 |  5 | 10 |   4 |  28 |  4 | 203 // C /
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WJC Stats
Szn |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | Sht | PM | TOI
S51 |PRWR | 19 |  4 |  8 | 12 |  -6 |  45 |  4 | 357 // M / Andani Award Nominee
S52 |DACH | 15 |  1 |  1 |  2 |  -2 |   8 |  2 | 100 // M /
S53 |DACH | 13 |  4 |  3 |  7 |  -2 |  21 |  0 | 186 //   /
S54 |DACH | 13 |  1 |  1 |  2 |  -3 |  16 |  0 | 219 //   /
S55 |DACH | 13 |  5 |  4 |  9 |   3 |  28 |  4 | 221 //   /
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IIHF Stats
Szn |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | Sht | PM | TOI
S54 | AUT | 13 |  0 |  1 |  1 |   2 |   3 |  4 | 121 //   /
S55 | AUT | 13 |  1 |  1 |  2 |   0 |   7 |  2 | 124 //   /
S56 | AUT | 12 |  1 |  3 |  4 |   2 |  13 |  4 | 218 //   /
S57 | AUT | 12 |  3 |  2 |  5 |  -8 |  30 |  2 | 220 //   /
S58 | International hiatus
S59 | International hiatus
S60 | SWE | 14 |  8 |  6 | 14 |   5 |  43 |  6 | 221 //   / IIHF BRONZE
S61 | SWE | 13 |  5 | 10 | 15 |   1 |  55 |  0 | 228 //   /
S62 | SWE | 13 |  0 |  3 |  3 | -11 |  33 |  2 | 192 // C /
S63 | SWE | 13 | 12 |  8 | 20 |   7 |  56 |  0 | 229 // A / TOP FORWARD AWARD
S64 | SWE | 15 |  7 |  6 | 13 |  11 |  39 |  0 | 239 //   / IIHF SILVER
S65 | SWE | 12 |  2 |  4 |  6 |  -3 |  21 |  6 | 183 //   /
S66 | SWE | 15 |  5 |  4 |  9 |   2 |  33 |  2 | 182 //   /

S67 | SWE | 15 |  3 | 10 | 13 |  11 |  22 |  0 | 200 //   /
S68 | SWE | 15 |  7 |  3 | 10 |   7 |  21 |  6 | 198 //   / ⟅1st⟆ IIHF GOLD ⟅1st⟆
S69 | SWE | 15 |  5 |  2 |  7 |   4 |  19 |  6 | 198 //   / IIHF SILVER
S70 | SWE | 13 |  1 |  1 |  2 |   2 |  16 |  6 | 163 //   / IIHF SILVER
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Accolades
S51 - WJC   - Alex Andani Award Nominee (Top Rookie)
S52 - CAR   - Jordan Nugent Hall Award for the Most Dedicated Player
S52 - CAR   - Alonzo Garbonzo Award for the Top Rookie
S53 - CAR   - Named Captain
S53 - SMJHL - Eastern Conference All Star
S53 - CAR   - Kain Webb Award for Team Leadership
S53 - CAR   - Cristoph Klose Award for the Top Forward
S53 - CAR   - Michael Fitted Award for Team Values
S54 - SMJHL - Eastern Conference All Star
S54 - CAR   - Kain Webb Award for Team Leadership
S54 - CAR   - Cristoph Klose Award for the Top Forward
S54 - CAR   - Kurtis Hunter Award for the Team's MVP
S54 - SMJHL - 1st Team All-League
S54 - SMJHL - Jared Hanson Award (Scoring Champ)
S54 - SMJHL - Ideen Fallah Trophy (Committee MVP)
S54 - SMJHL - Zach Miller Trophy Finalist (Most Dedicated)
S54 - SMJHL - Elias Armia Award (Commisioner's Award of Excellence)
S54 - SMJHL - ★★★★ FOUR STAR CUP CHAMPION ★★★★
S55 - SMJHL - Eastern Conference All Star
S55 - CAR   - Jordan Nugent Hall Award for the Most Dedicated Player
S55 - SMJHL - Zach Miller Trophy Finalist (Most Dedicated)
S56 - LAP   - Named Alternate Captain
S58 - SHL   - Damien Littleton Winner (Most Dedicated)

S60 - SWE   - Bronze Medal
S61 - LAP   - Named Captain
S62 - LAP   - Phillip Winter Award (Team MVP)
S62 - SHL   - 2nd Team All-SHL
S62 - SHL   - Aidan Richan Award Finalist (Most Improved Player)
S62 - SHL   - Ron Mexico Award Finalist (MVP)

S62 - SWE   - Named Captain
S63 - LAP   - Western Conference Champions
S62 - IIHF  - Top Forward Award

S64 - SWE   - Silver Medal

S65 - LAP   - Western Conference Champions
S65 - LAP   - ⟅ⅬⅩⅤ⟆ CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPION ⟅ⅬⅩⅤ⟆

S67 - SEA   - Western Conference Champions

S67 - SEA   - ⟅ⅬⅩⅤII⟆ CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPION ⟅ⅬⅩⅤII⟆

S68 - SEA   - Western Conference Champions

S68 - SEA   - ⟅ⅬⅩⅤIII⟆ CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPION ⟅ⅬⅩⅤIII⟆

S68 - SWE   - ⟅1st⟆ IIHF GOLD MEDAL ⟅1st⟆

S69 - SWE   - Silver Medal

S70 - SWE   - Silver Medal

Chris Conner || Carolina Kraken || General Manager
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S54 | CAR | Coach | 32-13-5 | 69 pts | 3rd in reg season, ★★★★ FOUR STAR CUP CHAMPION ★★★★
S55 | CAR | CoGM  | 37-12-1 | 75 pts | 2nd in reg season
S56 | CAR | GM    | 31-17-2 | 64 pts | 2nd in reg season
S57 | CAR | GM    | 26-32-8 | 60 pts |
S58 | CAR | GM    | 26-39-1 | 53 pts |
S59 | CAR | GM    | 32-30-4 | 68 pts |
S60 | CAR | GM    | 36-26-4 | 76 pts | Division title
S61 | CAR | GM    | 42-20-4 | 88 pts | Division title
S62 | CAR | GM    | 41-20-5 | 87 pts | Division title
S63 | CAR | GM    | 39-26-1 | 79 pts |
S64 | CAR | GM    | 22-36-8 | 52 pts |
S65 | CAR | GM    | 29-32-5 | 63 pts |
S66 | CAR | GM    | 20-40-6 | 46 pts |

S67 | CAR | GM    | 24-36-6 | 54 pts |

S68 | CAR | GM    | 43-22-1 | 87 pts | 2nd in reg season, postseason under protest

S69 | CAR | GM    | 37-26-3 | 77 pts |
S70 | CAR | GM    | 30-31-5 | 65 pts |
S71 | CAR | GM    | 34-28-4 | 72 pts |
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S56 | LAP | Offseason Interim GM

S68 | CAR | GM of the Year Nominee

hey ferda it's gooney

how did you finesse buffalo out of 7 million

Thanks to JSS for the signature

Dick Clapper | LW | Hamilton Steelhawks | Team Canada 'A' | 2105 TPE Peak
Birthplace: Canada
Height: 6' 4"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 13

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SHL Career Statistics:
S47 | NEW | 50 GP | 12 G | 9 A | 21 P | -1 | 3 PPP | 2 PIM  | 11 H

S48 | NEW | 50 GP | 14 G | 25 A | 39 P | +8 | 5 PPP | 0 PIM  | 12 H

S49 | NEW | 50 GP | 17 G | 22 A | 39 P | +11 | 4 PPP | 6 PIM  | 12 H

S50 | NEW | 50 GP | 20 G | 14 A | 34 P | +1 | 3 PPP | 0 PIM  | 6 H

S51 | NEW | 50 GP | 16 G | 20 A | 36 P | -2 | 9 PPP | 2 PIM  | 5 H

S52 | NEW | 50 GP | 24 G | 23 A | 47 P | +9 | 11 PPP | 2 PIM  | 13 H

S53 | NEW | 50 GP | 18 G | 35 A | 53 P | +46 | 15 PPP | 6 PIM  | 65 H

S54 | NEW | 50 GP | 21 G | 23 A | 44 P | +14 | 12 PPP | 8 PIM  | 58 H

S55 | HAM | 50 GP | 28 G | 37 A | 65 P | +28 | 15 PPP | 12 PIM  | 98 H

S56 | HAM | 50 GP | 26 G | 32 A | 58 P | +46 | 10 PPP | 4 PIM  | 81 H

S57 | HAM | 66 GP | 28G | 40 A | 68 P | +28 | 21 PPP | 14 PIM | 72 H

S58 | NEW | 33 GP | 13 G | 11 A | 24 P | -8 | 8 PPP | 27 PIM | 90 H

S58 | BUF | 29 GP | 10 G | 18 A | 28 P | +29 | 1 PPP | 4 PIM | 62 H

S59 | ATL | GP | G | A | P | | PPP | PIM | H
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SHL Playoffs Statistics:

S49 | NEW | 15 GP | 4 G | 8 A | 12 P | +4 | 2 PPP | 0 PIM | 4 H

S53 | NEW | 11 GP | 4 G | 6 A | 10 P | +3 | 4 PPP | 0 PIM | 8 H

S55 | HAM | 12 GP | 3 G | 5 A | 8 P | -5 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 19 H

S56 | HAM | 18 GP | 10 G | 11 A | 21 P | +6 | 5 PPP | 0 PIM | 28 H

S57 | HAM | 14 GP | 8 G | 10 A | 18 P | +5 | 5 PPP | 4 PIM | 24 H

S58 | BUF | 21 GP | 8 G | 9 A | 17 P | +4 | 0 PPP | 8 PIM | 73 H

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SMJHL Career Statistics:

S45 | KEL | 50 GP | 16 G| 14 A | 30 P | +6 | 6 PPP | 6 PIM  | 43 H
S46 | KEL | 50 GP | 20 G | 19 A | 39 P | +9 | 14 PPP | 8 PIM | 33 H
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SMJHL Playoffs Statistics:

S45 | KEL | 4 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -2 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 1 H

S46 | KEL | 18 GP | 8 G | 6 A | 14 P | +7 | 5 PPP | 8 PIM | 11 H
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Transactions:
S45 | SMJHL Draft | Undrafted
S46 | SHL Draft | New England Wolfpack | 37th Overall

S55 | Trade | Hamilton Steelhawks | Blockbuster | It was huge

S58 | Trade | New England Wolfpack | Not a Blockbuster | Went back home

S58 | Trade | Buffalo Stampede | Cup Run | Lost in the finals

S59 | FA | Atlanta Inferno | Not a surprise | Everyone saw it coming

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Trophies, Awards, and Medals:

S45 | WJC Silver

S46 | Laurifer Trophy

S46 | WJC Bronze

S49 | Presidents' Trophy

S49 | Mathias Chouinard Trophy

S50 | IIHF Bronze

S53 | Presidents' Trophy

S54 | IIHF Gold

S55 | 2nd Team All-Star

S55 | IIHF Bronze

S56 | Presidents' Trophy

S56 | Mathias Chouinard Trophy

S56 | Challenge Cup

S56 | IIHF Gold

S56 | Anton Razov Nomination

S57 | Presidents' Trophy

S57 | Mathias Chouinard Trophy

S57 | IIHF Gold

S57 | Anton Razov Nomination

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hi wanger, big fan

how have you enjoyed your time in buffalo to date
favorite memory in anchorage?
what happened to my shlkush.com delivery? i used code WANG20 for that spicy discount but my order hasn't shipped and it's been 7 months

Sebastien Regazzoni || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || 1276 TPE
Birthplace: Bern, Switzerland
Height/Weight: 6'3", 200 lbs
SHL Stats
S71 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 17 A: 25 PTS: 42 +/-: -23 PIM: 32 H: 75
S72 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 28 A: 31 PTS: 59 PIMS: 55 +/-: 7 H: 89
S73 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 24 A: 33 PTS: 57 PIMS: 34 +/-: -2 H: 81
S74 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 37 PTS: 49 PIMS: 43 +/-: -8 H: 83
S75 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 11 A: 51 PTS: 62 PIMS: 39 +/-: 22 H: 66
SHL Playoff Stats
S71 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 2 A: 1 PTS: 3 +/-: -5 PIM: 2 H: 5
S72 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 0 +/-: -5 PIM: 0 H: 7
SMJHL Stats
S67 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 25 A: 21 PTS: 46 +/-: -5 PIM: 6 H: 107
S68 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 41 PTS: 61 +/-: 5 PIM: 30 H: 138
S69 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 33 PTS: 53 +/-: -3 PIM: 18 H: 142
S70 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 23 PTS: 35 +/-: -54 PIM: 28 H: 78
Career SMJHL Regular Season Stats
GP: 264 G: 77 A: 118 PTS: 195 +/-: -57 PIM: 82 H: 465
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S67 || ANC || GP: 5 G: 4 A: 1 PTS: 5 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 H: 11
S68 || ANC || GP: 10 G: 4 A: 3 PTS: 7 +/-: 7 PIM: 4 H: 24
Career Milestones
Drafted 20th overall by Anchorage, S67 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 4th overall by Hamilton, S68 SHL Draft
Voted Anchorage Armada captain, S69



Mitchell van der Heijden || C || Philadelphia Forge || 925 TPE
Birthplace: Alkmaar, Netherlands
Height/Weight: 6'2", 205 lbs
SHL Stats
S54 | NOLA | GP: 50 G: 8 A: 10 PTS: 18 PIMS: 16 +/-: 0 H: 24
S55 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 19 PTS: 34 PIMS: 14 +/-: 2 H: 70
S56 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 16 A: 11 PTS: 27 PIMS: 26 +/-: -17 H: 65
S57 | NEW | GP: 66 G: 20 A: 28 PTS: 48 PIMS: 10 +/-: -37 H: 62
S58 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 22 A: 38 PTS: 60 PIMS: 22 +/-: 25 H: 92
S59 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 21 A: 37 PTS: 58 PIMS: 29 +/-: 37 H: 101
S60 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 49 A: 50 P: 99 PIMS: 6 +/-: 14 H: 97
S61 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 57 PTS: 87 PIMS: 10 +/-: 49 H: 122
S62 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 48 A: 38 PTS: 86 PIMS: 8 +/-: 32 H: 105
S63 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 51 PTS: 81 PIMS: 18 +/-: 47 H: 103
S64 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 43 PTS: 73 PIMS: 8 +/-: 9 H: 103
S65 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 13 A: 37 PTS: 50 PIMS: 20 +/-: 25 H: 134
S66 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 15 A: 24 PTS: 39 PIMS: 30 +/-: -19 H: 116
S67 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 8 A: 27 PTS: 35 PIMS: 20 +/-: 4 H: 140
Career Regular Season Stats
GP: 876 G: 325 A: 470 PTS: 795 PIMS: 237 +/-: 172 H: 1338
SHL Playoff Stats
S54 | NOLA | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 5 PTS: 12 PIMS: 4 +/-: 1
S56 | NEW | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 4 +/-: -4
S57 | NEW | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: 0
S58 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 3 A: 7 PTS: 10 PIMS: 2 +/-: 2
S59 | HAM | GP: 11 G: 2 A: 5 PTS: 7 PIMS: 0 +/-: 4
S60 | HAM | GP: 10 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5
S61 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 9 A: 16 PTS: 25
S62 | HAM | GP: 14 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19
S63 | HAM | GP: 25 G: 10 A: 12 PTS: 22
S64 | HAM | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 17 PTS: 24
S65 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 4 A: 5 PTS: 9
S66 | PHI | G: 7 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3
S67 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 4 PTS: 4
Total SHL Playoff Stats
GP: 172 G: 55 A: 93 PTS: 148
SMJHL Stats
S50 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 14 PTS: 28 PIMS: 6 +/-: -1 H: 21
S51 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 27 PTS: 47 PIMS: 17 -/+: 11 H: 15
S52 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 28 PTS: 53 PIMS: 29 +/-: 7 H: 62
S53 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 26 A: 26 PTS: 52 PIMS: 24 +/-: 12 H: 109
Total SMJHL Reg. Season Stats
GP: 200 G: 85 A: 95 PTS: 180 PIMS: 79 +/-: 29 H: 207
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S50 | ANC | GP: 11 G: 1 A: 4 PTS: 5 PIMS: 0 +/-: -6
S51 | ANC | GP: 12 G: 5 A: 7 PTS: 12 PIMS: 2 +/-: 7
S52 | ANC | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S53 | ANC | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1
Total SMJHL Playoff Stats
GP: 41 G: 8 A: 16 PTS: 24 PIMS: 2 +/-: 1
Accolades
Won S51 4 Star Cup with Anchorage
Won Silver Medal with Switzerland, S51 IIHF
named best forward, S51 WJC
named to second team all SMJHL, S52
named Anchorage alternate captain, S51/S52
named Anchorage captain, S53
named first team all SMJHL, S53
won Ideen Fallah Award (SMJHL Awards Committee MVP), S53
named SMJHL All-Star, S51-S53
won S54 Challenge Cup with New Orleans
scored Challenge Cup-winning goal, S54
named New England alternate captain, S55
#15 retired by the Anchorage Armada
Challenge Cup winner with Hamilton, S58/S61/S63
SHL All-Star, S60-S63
Karpovtsov and McDonald winner, S60
Sarmad Khan winner, S60
Ron Mexico winner, S60
First Team All-SHL, S60
Gold medal winner with Switzerland, S65
Member of the Triple Gold Club
SHL Hall of Famer
Draft Things
drafted 11th by Anchorage in S50 SMJHL Draft
drafted 13th overall by New Orleans in S51 SHL Draft



Joseph Lombardi || RW || Anchorage Armada co-GM || 969 TPE
Name: Joseph Lombardi
Position: Right Wing
Birthplace: Voorhees, NJ, USA (transferred to Ireland)
Height: very short (5'3")
Weight: 145 lbs
SHL Regular Season Stats
S38 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 13 A: 9 PTS: 22 PIMS: 6 +/-: -10
S39 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 12 A: 8 PTS: 20 PIMS: 8 +/-: -10
S40 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 15 PTS: 29 PIMS: 7 +/-: 9
S41 | MIN | GP: 50 G: 7 A: 6 PTS: 13 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3
S42 | MIN/SEA | GP: 47 G: 14 A: 20 PTS: 34 PIMS: 6 +/-: 4
S43 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 26 PTS: 46 PIMS: 8 +/-: 5
S44 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 18 A: 17 PTS: 35 PIMS: 18 +/-: -16
S45 | SEA/TOR | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 20 PTS: 40 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S46 | TOR | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 23 PTS: 48 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
S47 | EDM | GP: 50 G: 17 A: 23 PTS: 40 PIMS: 10 +/-: 26
S48 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 21 A: 17 PTS: 38 PIMS: 10 +/-: 5
S49 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 6 A: 20 PTS: 26 +/-: -8 PIMS: 13
S50 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 11 PTS: 26 PIMS: 10 +/-: 15
Career Stats
GP: 647 G: 202 A: 215 PTS: 417 PIMS: 96 +/-: 14
SHL Playoff Stats
S38 | SFP | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 6 +/-: -3
S39-S40 | SFP | Missed playoffs
S41 | MIN | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
S42 | SEA | missed playoffs
S43 | SEA | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 6 PTS: 6 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S44 | SEA | missed playoffs
S45 | TOR | GP: 5 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S46 | TOR | GP: 7 G: 2 A: 7 PTS: 9 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1
S47 | EDM | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3
S48 | SFP | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: -4
S49 | SFP | missed playoffs
S50 | SFP | GP: 4 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
Career Playoff Stats 
all you need to know is that I was shit
SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S35 | STL |  GP: 50 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: -1
S36 | STL | GP: 50 G: 10 A: 7 PTS: 17 PIMS: 4 +/-: 0
S37 | STL | GP: 44 G: 16 A: 15 PTS: 31 PIMS: 8 +/-: -4
Total Stats: GP: 144 G: 27 A: 22 PTS: 49 PIMS: 14 +/-: -5
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S35 | STL | GP: 7 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 +/-: 1
S36 | STL | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 +/-: -1
S37 | STL | GP: 13 G: 4 A: 10 PTS: 14 +/-: -3
Total Stats: GP: 26 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19 +/-: -3
Things I've Done
Selected 40th overall in S35 SMJHL Draft by STL
Selected 30th overall in S36 SHL Entry Draft by POR
Won some team awards with the Crows, but no cup
won Presidents Trophy with San Francisco in S38
won a silver medal with Ireland (S38)
won two bronze medals with Ireland (S39, S41)
won a shit ton of golds with Ireland (S42-47)
was traded by San Francisco to Minnesota before S41
Traded to Seattle by Minnesota before S42 Trade Deadline
traded to Toronto by Seattle before S45 trade deadline
signed a one year, $6 million contract with Edmonton
signed a one year, $4.5 million contract with San Fransisco
named Pride alternate captain for S48
won president's trophy with SFP (s50)
writes haters guides where I shit on every team

ty to @High Stick King @EvilAllBran and @Ragnar for the sigs

How close did you get to transferring out of Canada in IIHF?

Jae-ik Barron || C || S73 || Great Falls Grizzlies || Atlanta Inferno
Player Type: Two-Way Forward / Shadow
Birthplace: Seongnam, South Korea
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 201 lbs
Number: 27
Nationality: Canadian / South Korean
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Transactions:
(S72) Drafted 4th overall by the Great Falls Grizzlies
(S73) Drafted 13th overall by the Atlanta Inferno
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S72-S74 (GFG) - 198 GP | 35 G | 99 A | 134 P | -38 | 84 PIM | 254 HIT | 115 SB | 19:24 TOI
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S72-S74 (GFG) - 19 GP | 6 G | 9 A | 15 P | +1 | 10 PIM | 22 HIT | 12 SB | 20:13 TOI


Adam Barron || D || S50 || Retired
Player Type: Two-Way Defenseman
Birthplace: Bonavista, NL, Canada
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 27
Peak TPE: 2318
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S52-68 : 1042 GP | 174 G | 466 A | 640 P | +278 | 427 PIM | 1103 HIT | 1743 SB | xx TOI
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
10 Post-seasons - 94 GP | 26 G | 37 A | 63 P | +5 | 32 PIM | 117 HIT | 159 SB | xx TOI
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S49-S51 (HFX) - 150 GP | 12 G | 59 A | 71 P | -8 | 92 PIM | 143 HIT | 157 SB | 19:27 TOI
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S49-S51 (HFX) - 18 GP | 3 G | 10 A | 13 P | +8 | 10 PIM | 11 HIT | 23 SB | 22:40 TOI
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Transactions:
(S49) Drafted 18th overall by the Halifax Raiders
(S50) Drafted 1st overall by the Winnipeg Jets
(S57) Traded to the Toronto North Stars
(S63) Traded to the Baltimore Platoon
(S66) Signed with the Atlanta Inferno
(S67) Signed with the San Francisco Pride
(S68) Retired during the Off-season
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Awards & Accomplishments:
SHL Challenge Cup: winner (S66)
SHL Anton Razov Trophy: nominated (S58)
SHL Ron Mexico Trophy: nominated (S58)
SHL Scott Stevens Trophy: winner (S58)
SHL Aidan Richan Trophy: nominated (S58)
SHL Bojo Biscuit: nominated (S61)
SHL Turd Ferguson: winner (S68)
IIHF: gold (S54, S56, S57, S58), silver (S61, S62), bronze (S55, S63, S64)
IIHF Best Defenseman: winner (S58, S61)
WJC: gold (S51), silver (S50)

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Why are you the way that you are?

How does it feel consistently being second best to GA?

Why you trippin?

How did it feel for Canada to not medal again? Are you happy that @Gwdjohnsons tenure of Fed Head is over?

Do you think Buffalo will ever not get swept by Hamilton?

Who’s your favourite Stampede user? Why is it not me?

Are you excited to play with nearly 2k TPE Alex Selich? Do you think it’ll help or hurt the Big Wanger’s stats?

Aron Hernadivic - LW - Buffalo Stampede "A" - 2219 TPE Peak
Age: 23
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 180 lbs
Birthplace: Czech Republic
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SHL Achievements
S53 | Named Alternate Captain of the Buffalo Stampede
S50 | SHL Draft: Selected Round 2, 21st overall by Buffalo
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SMJHL Achievements
S50 | St. Louis - Michael Haan Award for Most Dedicated
S50 | St. Louis - Luke Riggs Award - Most Activity in the LR
S50 | Assist Record; 39 assists
S50 | Named Captain of St. Louis Scarecrows
S49 | Selected Round 2, 20th overall by St. Louis
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Aron Hernadivic - Playmaking LW - Czechia
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Notable Achievements
S52 | WJC Gold Medalists



Thanks to everybody for the sigs :peepoheart:

hi wanger, big fan

Bloos fan of big wangers confirmed

Favorite eating spot in Richmond?

Why are soup dumplings so damn good and how many can you eat in a sitting?

Do your hats still fit now that bank overlord has gone to your head?

Favourite Canuck all time?

You can have dinner with 3 of the following. Who you choose and why?

Don Cherry
Bieksa
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Hank
Dan
Iginla
Sakic
Bissonnette
Rory Fitzpatrick
Judd Brackett
Jimothy Timothy
Petey
Burr
Big burt
Trevor Linden
Eddie Lack

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How big is your hog?

Follow up question, show us your hog

Hi Wanger

E-boy or E-Girl?

10 hours of ayaya or nyan cat?

Dick fingers or finger dick?

Mephistopheles Morgonstjärna | Right Defense | Detroit Falcons
Birthplace: Leipzig, Germany
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 235 lbs
Number: 66


RETIRED

Hippo Passamus | Center/Wing | Buffalo Stampede
Birthplace: Borås, Sweden
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 290 lbs
Number: 6
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Career Statistics:
SHL Regular Season:
BUF | S46 | 50 GP | 13 G | 12 A | 25 P | +21 |   0 PIM | 9 H
BUF | S47 | 50 GP | 9 G   | 21 A | 30 P | +0   |  5 PIM | 2 H
BUF | S48 | 50 GP | 12 G | 14 A | 26 P | +11 |   5 PIM | 7 H
BUF | S49 | 50 GP | 22 G | 22 A | 44 P | +4   | 34 PIM | 192 H
BUF | S50 | 50 GP | 17 G | 24 A | 41 P | +11 | 58 PIM | 203 H
BUF | S51 | 50 GP | 18 G | 27 A | 45 P | +16 | 42 PIM | 157 H
BUF | S52 | 50 GP | 15 G | 25 A | 40 P | +0   | 61 PIM | 187 H
BUF | S53 | 50 GP | 23 G | 33 A | 56 P | +25 | 14 PIM | 117 H
BUF | S54 | 50 GP | 25 G | 29 A | 54 P | +42 | 6 PIM  | 129 H
BUF | S55 | 50 GP | 25 G | 31 A | 56 P | +48 | 2 PIM  | 141 H
BUF | S56 | 50 GP | 22 G | 36 A | 58 P | +25 | 14 PIM | 121 H
BUF | S57 | 66 GP | 24 G | 36 A | 60 P | +26 | 4 PIM  | 157 H
BUF | S58 | 66 GP | 21 G | 32 A | 53 P | +38 | 16 PIM | 127 H
BUF | S59 | 66 GP | 16 G | 32 A | 48 P | +18 | 14 PIM | 81 H
BUF | TOT | 748 GP | 262 G | 374 A | 636 P | +288 | 276 PIM | 1630 H
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SHL Playoffs:
BUF | S46 | 17 GP | 5 G   | 4 A   | 9 P   | +10 | 0 PIM | 14 H
BUF | S47 | 13 GP | 3 G   | 2 A   | 5 P   | -3    | 0 PIM | 10 H
BUF | S48 | 22 GP | 12 G | 18 A | 30 P | +11  | 0 PIM | 0 H
BUF | S49 | 5 GP   | 2 G   | 3 A   | 5 P  | +0    | 4 PIM | 15 H
BUF | S50 | 6 GP   | 2 G   | 2 A   | 4 P  | +3    | 2 PIM | 20 H
BUF | S51 | 8 GP   | 2 G   | 2 A   | 4 P  | -9     | 4 PIM | 27 H
BUF | S52 | 15 GP | 5 G   | 9 A   | 14 P| +1     | 23 PIM | 50 H
BUF | S53 | 4 GP   | 1 G   | 1 A   | 2 P  | -7     | 0 PIM | 12 H
BUF | S54 | 13 GP | 6 G   | 7 A   | 13 P  | +5    | 4 PIM | 34 H
BUF | S55 | 17 GP  | 3 G   | 7 A   | 10 P  | +10 | 0 PIM | 44 H
BUF | S56 | 23 GP  | 8 G   | 9 A   | 17 P  | +12 | 4 PIM | 66 H
BUF | S57 | 17 GP  | 8 G   | 3 A   | 11 P  | +5   | 0 PIM | 17 H
BUF | S58 | 21 GP  | 4 G   | 9 A   | 13 P  | +6   | 4 PIM | 44 H
BUF | S59 | 19 GP  | 7 G   | 10 A   | 17 P  | +16   | 4 PIM | 40 H
BUF | TOT | 200 GP | 68 G | 86 A | 154 P | +51 | 59 PIM | 403 H
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SMJHL Regular Season:
DET | S42-45 | 200 GP | 54 G | 77 A | 131 P | +38 | 92 PIM | 228 H
SMJHL Playoffs:
DET | S42-45 | 43 GP | 17 G | 25 A | 42 P | +8 | 14 PIM | 44 H


Career Achivements:
S44 Ideen Fallah Trophy Nomination
S44 Brandon Holmes Trophy
S45 Ronan O'Keefe Trophy
S45 Brodie Witzel Trophy
S45 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy Nomination
S46 Challenge Cup Champion
S48 Challenge Cup Champion
S48 Anton Razov Trophy Nomination
S51 Jeff Darr Trophy Nomination
S55 Jeff Darr Trophy Nomination

How big is your hog?

Follow up question, show us your hog

:eyes:

Mephistopheles Morgonstjärna | Right Defense | Detroit Falcons
Birthplace: Leipzig, Germany
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 235 lbs
Number: 66


RETIRED

Hippo Passamus | Center/Wing | Buffalo Stampede
Birthplace: Borås, Sweden
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 290 lbs
Number: 6
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Career Statistics:
SHL Regular Season:
BUF | S46 | 50 GP | 13 G | 12 A | 25 P | +21 |   0 PIM | 9 H
BUF | S47 | 50 GP | 9 G   | 21 A | 30 P | +0   |  5 PIM | 2 H
BUF | S48 | 50 GP | 12 G | 14 A | 26 P | +11 |   5 PIM | 7 H
BUF | S49 | 50 GP | 22 G | 22 A | 44 P | +4   | 34 PIM | 192 H
BUF | S50 | 50 GP | 17 G | 24 A | 41 P | +11 | 58 PIM | 203 H
BUF | S51 | 50 GP | 18 G | 27 A | 45 P | +16 | 42 PIM | 157 H
BUF | S52 | 50 GP | 15 G | 25 A | 40 P | +0   | 61 PIM | 187 H
BUF | S53 | 50 GP | 23 G | 33 A | 56 P | +25 | 14 PIM | 117 H
BUF | S54 | 50 GP | 25 G | 29 A | 54 P | +42 | 6 PIM  | 129 H
BUF | S55 | 50 GP | 25 G | 31 A | 56 P | +48 | 2 PIM  | 141 H
BUF | S56 | 50 GP | 22 G | 36 A | 58 P | +25 | 14 PIM | 121 H
BUF | S57 | 66 GP | 24 G | 36 A | 60 P | +26 | 4 PIM  | 157 H
BUF | S58 | 66 GP | 21 G | 32 A | 53 P | +38 | 16 PIM | 127 H
BUF | S59 | 66 GP | 16 G | 32 A | 48 P | +18 | 14 PIM | 81 H
BUF | TOT | 748 GP | 262 G | 374 A | 636 P | +288 | 276 PIM | 1630 H
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SHL Playoffs:
BUF | S46 | 17 GP | 5 G   | 4 A   | 9 P   | +10 | 0 PIM | 14 H
BUF | S47 | 13 GP | 3 G   | 2 A   | 5 P   | -3    | 0 PIM | 10 H
BUF | S48 | 22 GP | 12 G | 18 A | 30 P | +11  | 0 PIM | 0 H
BUF | S49 | 5 GP   | 2 G   | 3 A   | 5 P  | +0    | 4 PIM | 15 H
BUF | S50 | 6 GP   | 2 G   | 2 A   | 4 P  | +3    | 2 PIM | 20 H
BUF | S51 | 8 GP   | 2 G   | 2 A   | 4 P  | -9     | 4 PIM | 27 H
BUF | S52 | 15 GP | 5 G   | 9 A   | 14 P| +1     | 23 PIM | 50 H
BUF | S53 | 4 GP   | 1 G   | 1 A   | 2 P  | -7     | 0 PIM | 12 H
BUF | S54 | 13 GP | 6 G   | 7 A   | 13 P  | +5    | 4 PIM | 34 H
BUF | S55 | 17 GP  | 3 G   | 7 A   | 10 P  | +10 | 0 PIM | 44 H
BUF | S56 | 23 GP  | 8 G   | 9 A   | 17 P  | +12 | 4 PIM | 66 H
BUF | S57 | 17 GP  | 8 G   | 3 A   | 11 P  | +5   | 0 PIM | 17 H
BUF | S58 | 21 GP  | 4 G   | 9 A   | 13 P  | +6   | 4 PIM | 44 H
BUF | S59 | 19 GP  | 7 G   | 10 A   | 17 P  | +16   | 4 PIM | 40 H
BUF | TOT | 200 GP | 68 G | 86 A | 154 P | +51 | 59 PIM | 403 H
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SMJHL Regular Season:
DET | S42-45 | 200 GP | 54 G | 77 A | 131 P | +38 | 92 PIM | 228 H
SMJHL Playoffs:
DET | S42-45 | 43 GP | 17 G | 25 A | 42 P | +8 | 14 PIM | 44 H


Career Achivements:
S44 Ideen Fallah Trophy Nomination
S44 Brandon Holmes Trophy
S45 Ronan O'Keefe Trophy
S45 Brodie Witzel Trophy
S45 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy Nomination
S46 Challenge Cup Champion
S48 Challenge Cup Champion
S48 Anton Razov Trophy Nomination
S51 Jeff Darr Trophy Nomination
S55 Jeff Darr Trophy Nomination

whats the best burger youve ever had?

Any ideas for ur recreate in the future :o name? position?

describe your favourite underwear?

who wins the challenge cup in s54

Gabe-Gooney-Waters Harrak | RW | 231 TPE | Colorado Raptors
Name: Gabe-Gooney-Waters Harrak
Country: Canada
Age: 17
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 170 lbs
Number: 16
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Transactions:
S60 - Drafted 7th overall to the Colorado Raptors


Skao Anazibf | Retired | S48-S60
Name: Skao Anazibf
Country: Russia
Retired Age: 29
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 190 lbs
Number: 12
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SHL Regular Season Stats
HAM GP: 498 | G: 103 | A: 229 | P: 332 | +/-: 224
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SHL Playoff Stats
HAM GP: 135 | G: 20 | A: 43 | P: 63 | +/-: 9
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
DET GP: 150 | G: 54 | A: 56 | P: 110 | +/-: 35
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SMJHL Playoff Stats
DET GP: 28 | G: 7 | A: 13 | P: 20 | +/-: 1
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IIHF Round Robin Stats
RUS GP: 144 | G: 19 | A: 40 | P: 59 | +/-: -17
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IIHF Medal Round Stats
RUS GP: 3 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: 0
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Transactions:
S48 - Drafted 17th overall to the Detroit Falcons
S48 - Signed $3mil contract with the Detroit Falcons
S49 - Drafted 10th overall to the Hamilton Steelhawks
S49 - Signed $2mil contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S50 - Signed $2.5mil contract extension with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S51 - Signed $7mil contract extension with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S51 - Called up to the Hamilton Steelhawks
S52 - Signed $7mil contract extension with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S53 - Signed $4.9mil contract extension with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S54 - Signed $3mil contract extension with the Hamilton Steelhawks (S54-S55)
S56 - Signed $4mil contract extension with the Hamilton Steelhawks (S56-S58)
S59 - Signed $4mil contract extension with the Hamilton Steelhawks (S59)
S60 - Signed $7mil contract extension with the Hamilton Steelhawks (S60)
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Awards:
S51 - Challenge Cup Champion with the Hamilton Steelhawks (SHL)
S53 - Challenge Cup Champion with the Hamilton Steelhawks (SHL)
S55 - Damian Littleton Award for Most Dedicated Nominee (SHL)
S56 - Challenge Cup Champion with the Hamilton Steelhawks (SHL)
S58 - Challenge Cup Champion with the Hamilton Steelhawks (SHL)


Nour Harrak | Retired | S35 - S48
Name: Nour Harrak
Country: Canada
Retired Age: 30
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 180 lbs
Number: 48
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SHL Regular Season Stats
HAM GP: 550 | G: 97 | A: 195 | P: 292 | +/-: -5
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SHL Playoff Stats
HAM GP: 70 | G: 19 | A: 39 | P: 58 | +/-: 1
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IIHF Round Robin Stats
CAN GP: 72 | G: 10 | A: 21 | P: 31 | +/-: -9
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IIHF Medal Round Stats
CAN GP: 6 | G: 4 | A: 2 | P: 6 | +/-: 0
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
KEL/STL GP: 150 | G: 34 | A: 44 | P: 78 | +/-: 2
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SMJHL Playoff Stats
KEL/STL GP: 21 | G: 7 | A: 9 | P: 16 | +/-: 9
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Transactions:
S35 - Drafted 14th overall to the Kelowna Knights
S35 - Signed $2mil contract with the Kelowna Knights
S36 - Drafted 2nd overall to the Hamilton Steelhawks
S36 - Signed $3mil contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks (S36-S38)
S37 - Traded to the St. Louis Scarecrows
S38 - Signed $3mil extension with the Hamilton Steelhawks (S39-S41)
S38 - Called up to the Hamilton Steelhawks
S41 - Signed $4mil extension with the Hamilton Steelhawks (S42)
S42 - Signed $4.5mil extension with the Hamilton Steelhawks (S43-S47)
S47 - Signed $4,000,001.84 extension with the Hamilton Steelhawks (S48)
S48 - Announced retirement (S35-S48)
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Awards:
S35 - Ron Bolt Award for Sportsmanship Winner (SMJHL)
S35 - Zach Miller Award for Dedication Winner (SMJHL)
S35 - John McBride Playoff MVP Award Winner (Kelowna)
S36 - Mikka Granlund Award for Leadership Winner (Kelowna)
S37 - Ron Bolt Award for Sportsmanship Winner (SMJHL)
S42 - Silver Medal with Team Canada (IIHF)


Joey Wheeler | GM | Retired
SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S37 - KEL GP: 50 | W: 17 | L: 25 | OTL: 8 | P: 42 (Finished 7th)
S38 - KEL GP: 50 | W: 27 | L: 16 | OTL: 7 | P: 61 (Finished 3rd)
S39 - KEL GP: 50 | W: 24 | L: 21 | OTL: 5 | P: 53 (Finished 6th)
S40 - KEL GP: 50 | W: 34 | L: 16 | OTL: 0 | P: 68 (Finished 1st)
S41 - KEL GP: 50 | W: 25 | L: 16 | OTL: 9 | P: 59 (Finished 4th)
S42 - KEL GP: 50 | W: 35 | L: 13 | OTL: 2 | P: 72 (Finished 2nd)
S43 - KEL GP: 50 | W: 26 | L: 21 | OTL: 3 | P: 55 (Finished 4th)
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S47 - DET GP: 50 | W: 22 | L: 24 | OTL: 4 | P: 48 (Finished 8th)
S48 - DET GP: 50 | W: 29 | L: 17 | OTL: 4 | P: 62 (Finished 3rd)
S48 - DET GP: 50 | W: 31 | L: 13 | OTL: 6 | P: 68 (Finished 1st)
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SMJHL Playoff History
Kelowna Knights
S37 - Missed Playoffs
S38 - Eliminated in the Quarterfinals by Montreal (2-4)
S39 - Eliminated in the Quarterfinals by Vancouver (0-4)
S40 - Four Star Cup Win against Detroit (4-0)
S41 - Four Star Cup Win against Montreal (4-3)
S42 - Four Star Cup Win against Vancouver (4-2)
S43 - Eliminated in the Quarterfinals by Detroit (2-4)
Detroit Falcons
S47 - Eliminated in the Quarterfinals by St. Louis (2-4)
S48 - Eliminated in the Quarterfinals by Anchorage (3-4)
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IIHF History
Team Canada
S39 - Gold Medal Win against Finland (6-5)
S40 - Eliminated in the Quarterfinals by Germany (2-3 L)
S41 - Eliminated in the Quarterfinals by United Kingdom (5-6 L)
S42 - Silver Medal against Ireland (2-3)
S43 - Eliminated in the Quarterfinals by Russia (1-2)
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Achievements:
S36 - Hired as Kelowna Knights co-GM (09/18/2017)
S38 - Hired as Kelowna Knights Head GM (01/12/2018)
S39 - Hired as Team Canada co-GM (02/27/2018)
S39 - IIHF Gold Medal as Team Canada GM (03/21/2018)
S40 - Hired as Team Canada Head GM (04/24/2018)
S40 - Laurifer Trophy Winner (04/19/2018)
S40 - Occasus Trophy Winner (04/28/2018)
S40 - SMJHL Four Star Cup Championship (05/02/2018)
S40 - Mathias Chouinard Winner (05/14/2018)
S41 - Occasus Trophy Winner (06/16/2018)
S41 - SMJHL Four Star Cup Championship (06/20/2018)
S41 - Mathias Chouinard Nominee (07/07/2018)
S42 - SMJHL Four Star Cup Championship (08/22/2018)
S42 - IIHF Silver Medal as Team Canada GM (09/02/2018)
S42 - Mathias Chouinard Nominee (09/07/2018)
S43 - Mathias Chouinard Nominee (10/29/2018)
S47 - Hired as Detroit Falcons co-GM (04/27/2019)
S47 - Hired as Team Canada Interim co-GM (05/29/2019)

**First GM in SMJHL history to win 3 Four Star Cups back-to-back-to-back**

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Steve Harrington | LW | Chicago Syndicate
// CHICAGO SYNDICATE //
S75 SHL75: #45 Steve Harrington
S75 Traded to CHI
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// TAMPA BAY BARRACUDA //
S74 Traded to TBB
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// TORONTO NORTH STARS //
S73 Signed with TOR in Free Agency
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// BUFFALO STAMPEDE //
S71 Challenge Cup
S71-S72 Alternate Captain
S64 All-SHL 3rd Team
S62 All-SHL 1st Team
S62 Ron Mexico Nominee
S61 All-SHL 2nd Team
S60 Challenge Cup
S60 Helping Hand - The Maples
S56 All-Rookie Team S56 Ryan Jesster Nominee
S53 SHL Draft 3rd Overall
===================================
// NEWFOUNDLAND BERSERKERS //
S55 Brodie Witzel Nominee
S55 Four Star Cup
S55 Co-Captain
S52-S54 Alternate Captain
S52 SMJHL Draft 4th Overall
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// DEUTSCHLAND //
S72 Gold Medal
S70 Gold Medal
S58 Bronze Medal
S57 Bronze Medal

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// SHL //
S64 Damian Littleton (Trading Cards Team)

Michaud Wang when?