The people of Detroit are in peril. They need help. Skree, the Detroit Falcon’s mascot, was missing from the grand opening of the new Septic Facility in downtown Detroit. I know what you’re thinking, “Skree? That’s a pretty stupid name for a mascot.” Although I am an unbiased reporter, I would have to agree with you, but the people of Detroit love him and voted on his name.
The nice people of Detroit, including their players, have been constipated for weeks. Detroit is the Clogged-Toilet Capital of the world, but without a new septic facility they’ve been forced to either hold it in or take matters elsewhere. Unfortunately for them, they’ll have to wait a while longer before they can take a fat steamer in the comfort of their own bathroom. When Skree the Falcon did not show up to cut the ribbon, the Detroit faithful erupted in anger and totally demolished the brand-new facility.
The Detroit Falcons front office and players have been searching everywhere for Skree. Under rocks. At their neighbors’ houses. You know what? I guess they haven’t looked very hard, have they? Again, I am just and unbiased reporter, but these Detroit Falcons are not the brightest of people.
Even the Detroit detectives couldn’t find Skree, but after a few minutes of searching online, we were able to pinpoint the location of the mascot. Skree currently resides in St. Louis Missouri with the Scarecrows.
We reached out to player/GM Danny Marston for comment.
“We were a bit upset after losing our first game of the year to the Falcons. I’m not sure who did it, but someone on the team must have stolen Skree.” Said Marston. “I didn’t really notice he was on the bus until we were halfway home.”
The expected outcome for someone being taken from their home is that they would be scared, worried, or angry, but Skree seemed to display none of those symptoms.
“We were going to turn around and bring him back home, but he pleaded us not to,” said Scarecrows left winger Eric Hudson. “I think he was a little fed-up with the city of Detroit. I remember his eyes lit up when he saw the Gateway Arch for the first time.”
Our team went to St. Louis to get a comment from Skree himself. I gotta tell you, as an unbiased reporter, the city of St. Louis is one of the most beautiful places I’ve ever been in. You could see your reflection in the sidewalk. Dogs could talk. Homeless people offered
us money. It truly is a wonderful city.
We found Skree living in the guest house of the richest player on the Scarecrows roster, Grapefruit Lizard. After he unpromptedly assured us several times that he was
not billionaire Mark Zuckerberg, he took us out to his guest house to meet with the bird himself.
We had a nice poolside interview with Skree, who assured us that he is not going back to Detroit.
“I hate it there! The fans are annoying. The city smells. The players always spit in my Falcon Head when I take it off,” said a disgruntled Skree. “St. Louis is the nicest place I’ve ever been to. I want to stay here forever.”
We wondered if there was any ill-will towards the Scarecrows players kidnapping him.
“I had been praying every night before bed that someone would take me away from that awful place,” Skree said. “What they did for me was truly a blessing. There is no ill-will at all.”
Now the question is; where does Skree go from here? Does he dawn a new suit and become the Scarecrows mascot? Danny Marston says “no”.
“Mascots are a bit childish and I think it would be an insult to our fans to have one,” said Marston. “Maybe that kind of stuff works out better over in Detroit but not here.”
“We’re going to do everything we can to accommodate him,” said Eric Hudson. “He’s clearly suffering from some sort of PTSD. I don’t know how they treated him over in Detroit but we’re going to bring him in as part of our family over here.”
Stay tuned as the season progresses for more news about Skree and the ensuing chaos in Detroit that followed his departure.
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Lyle Odelein III || D || New Orleans Specter || Crow Alum || Team Canada Name: Lyle Odelein III Height: 6'2" Weight: 210 lbs Number: 24 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Stats S47 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: +13 | H: 25 | SB: 22 | S: 13 PIMS: 26 S48 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 24 | P: 33 | +/-: +9 | H: 87 | SB: 62| | S: 80 | PIMS: 62
S49 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 29 | P: 33 | +/-: -1 | H: 26 | SB: 65| | S: 76 | PIMS: 20
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SHL Regular Season Stats S50 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 14 | P: 15 | +/-: +18 | H: 76 | SB: 40 | S: 40 PIMS: 26
S51 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 11 | P: 14 | +/-: +8 | H: 54 | SB: 30 | S: 28 PIMS: 30
S52 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 20 | P: 25 | +/-: +11 | H: 70 | SB: 55 | S: 95 PIMS: 32
S53 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 19 | P: 26 | +/-: +4 | H: 91 | SB: 52 | S: 100 PIMS: 28 ------------------------------------------------------------
WJC Tournament
S47 | CAN | GP: 26 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: +8 | H: 13 | SB: 21 | S: 13 PIMS: 10
S48 | CAN | GP: 14 | G: 2 | A: 14 | P: 16 | +/-: +11 | H: 22 | SB: 24 | S: 13 PIMS: 14
S49 | CAN | GP: 14 | G: 2 | A: 8 | P: 10 | +/-: +5 | H: 24 | SB: 12 | S: 12 PIMS: 8
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IIHF Tournament S49 | CAN | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 0 - | H: 0 | SB: 2 | S: 2 PIMS: 0
S50 | CAN | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: 0 - | H: 3 | SB: 10 | S: 3 PIMS: 0
S51 | CAN | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: 2 - | H: 7 | SB: 10 | S: 10 PIMS: 2 S52 | CAN | GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 2 | P: 5 | +/-: 1 - | H: 9 | SB: 12 | S: 28 PIMS: 6
S52 | CAN | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 12 - | H: 17 | SB: 13 | S: 25 PIMS: 14
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Career achievements
S47 - WJC - Gold medal w/ Team Canada
S48 - SMJHL - Named Alternate Captain for St. Louis Scarecrows
S48 - WJC - Gold medal w/ Team Canada
S48 - WJC - Won Harvey Danger award w/ Team Canada - best defender at WJC
S50 - SHL - Called up to play for NOLA
S50 - IIHF - Won bronze medal w/ Team Canada
S52 - Named Alternate Captain for New Orleans Specters
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KARI KEKKONEN | D | RETIRED NAME: Kari Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: Oulu, Finland HEIGHT: 6'1" WEIGHT: 185 lbs NUMBER: 33 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S19 KEL: GP: 40, G: 10, A: 26, P: 36, +/-: 16, H: 42 SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S19 KEL: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 6, P: 6, +/-: 0, H: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------ KAAPO KEKKONEN | C | RETIRED NAME: Kaapo Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: Helsinki, Finland HEIGHT: 6'3" WEIGHT: 210 lbs NUMBER: 19 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S25 LAP: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -4, H: 75 S26 LAP: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: -13, H: 94 S27 LAP: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: -2, H: 35 S28 LAP: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 10, P: 17, +/-: -2, H: 96 S29 LAP: GP: 50, G: 13, A: 21, P: 34, +/-: -15, H: 85 S30 LAP: GP: 50, G: 23, A: 22, P: 45, +/-: 4, H: 130 S31 LAP: GP: 50, G: 20, A: 18, P: 38, +/-: 5, H: 162 S32 LAP: GP: 50, G: 18, A: 28, P: 46, +/-: 27, H: 183 S33 LAP: GP: 50, G: 17, A: 22, P: 39, +/-: 20, H: 210 S34 LAP: GP: 50, G: 12, A: 25, P: 37, +/-: -2, H: 131 S35 LAP: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 22, P: 32, +/-: -3, H: 115 S36 LAP: GP: 50, G: 11, A: 20, P: 31, +/-: 10, H: 138 S37 LAP: GP: 36, G: 9, A: 17, P: 26, +/-: -1, H: 72 S37 WKP: GP: 14, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -4, H: 19 TOT : GP: 650, G: 153, A: 222, P: 375, +/-: 20, H: 1545 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S25 LAP: DNQ S26 LAP: DNQ S27 LAP: DNQ S28 LAP: DNQ S29 LAP: DNQ S30 LAP: DNQ S31 LAP: DNQ S32 LAP: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: -2, H: 15 S33 LAP: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: 0, H: 38 S34 LAP: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: 3, H: 23 S35 LAP: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 4 S36 LAP: DNQ S37 WKP: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -2, H: 35 TOT : GP: 41, G: 5, A: 12, P: 17, +/-: -5, H: 115 ------------------------------------------------------------ TATU MÄKELÄ | D | RETIRED NAME: Tatu Mäkelä BIRTHPLACE: Tampere, Finland HEIGHT: 5'11" WEIGHT: 180 lbs NUMBER: 65 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S40 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 17, P: 22, +/-: -28, H: 14, SB: 86 S41 BUF: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 21, P: 31, +/-: -3, H: 9, SB: 78 S42 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: 2, H: 13, SB: 65 S43 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 24, P: 30, +/-: 1, H: 8, SB: 51 S44 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 28, P: 34, +/-: -6, H: 10, SB: 63 S45 BUF: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 37, P: 41, +/-: 10, H: 130, SB: 71 S46 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 36, P: 42, +/-: 25, H: 139, SB: 73 S47 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 23, P: 28, +/-: -4, H: 137, SB: 76 S48 BUF: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 25, P: 32, +/-: 9, H: 151, SB: 70 S49 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 22, P: 28, +/-: 5, H: 159, SB: 66 S50 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 14, H: 152, SB: 72 S51 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 23, P: 26, +/-: 8, H: 143, SB: 50 S52 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: -3, H: 141, SB: 71 S53 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 14, P: 19, +/-: 23, H: 50, SB: 98 TOT : GP: 700, G: 87, A: 332, P: 419, +/-: 53, H: 1256, SB: 990 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S40 BUF: DNQ S41 BUF: GP: 7, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -3, H: 0, SB: 10 S42 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -9, H: 2, SB: 10 S43 BUF: GP: 9, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: -1, H: 1, SB: 8 S44 BUF: DNQ S45 BUF: DNQ S46 BUF: GP: 17, G: 0, A: 12, P: 12, +/-: 11, H: 59, SB: 28 S47 BUF: GP: 13, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 2, H: 32, SB: 18 S48 BUF: GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: 2, H: 64, SB: 32 S49 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 5, H: 15, SB: 8 S50 BUF: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: -2, H: 18, SB: 12 S51 BUF: GP: 8, G: 2, A: 5, P: 7, +/-: -3, H: 15, SB: 11 S52 BUF: GP: 15, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 4, H: 47, SB: 26 S53 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 6, SB: 13 TOT : GP: 111, G: 11, A: 55, P: 66, +/-: 6, H: 159, SB: 176 ------------------------------------------------------------ KOLJA KEKKONEN | D | RETIRED NAME: Kolja Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: Lappeenranta, Finland HEIGHT: 6'3" WEIGHT: 225 lbs NUMBER: 8 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S53 DET: GP: 3, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, H: 2, SB: 0 S54 DET: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 8, P: 10, +/-: -6, H: 15, SB: 37 S55 DET: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 12, P: 16, +/-: -24, H: 32, SB: 24 S56 DET: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 17, P: 21, +/-: -20, H: 52, SB: 71 S57 ANA: GP: 66, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 14, H: 52, SB: 70 TOT : GP: 219, G: 16, A: 58, P: 74, +/-: -37, H: 153, SB: 202 SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S53 DET: DNP S54 DET: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 2, SB: 3 S55 DET: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, H: 3, SB: 0 S56 DET: GP: 5, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: 0, H: 3, SB: 7 S57 ANA: GP: 21, G: 2, A: 13, P: 15, +/-: 5, H: 13, SB: 34 TOT : GP: 37, G: 4, A: 16, P: 20, +/-: 3, H: 22, SB: 44 ------------------------------------------------------------ KEKW KEKKONEN | C | RETIRED NAME: Karl-Erik-Karl2-Wojtek Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: Lohja, Finland HEIGHT: 6'4" WEIGHT: 220 lbs NUMBER: 69 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S61 BUF: GP: 66, G: 10, A: 28, P: 38, +/-: 21, H: 59, SH: 134 S62 BUF: GP: 66, G: 19, A: 36, P: 55, +/-: 9, H: 84, SH: 194 S63 BUF: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 14, P: 31, +/-: -13, H: 91, SH: 148 S64 BUF: GP: 66, G: 16, A: 51, P: 67, +/-: 36, H: 82, SH: 212 S65 BUF: GP: 66, G: 25, A: 41, P: 66, +/-: 33, H: 136, SH: 230 S66 BUF: GP: 66, G: 38, A: 43, P: 81, +/-: 18, H: 64, SH: 222 S67 BUF: GP: 66, G: 40, A: 45, P: 85, +/-: -6, H: 76, SH: 224 S68 BUF: GP: 66, G: 47, A: 46, P: 93, +/-: 45, H: 51, SH: 326 S69 BUF: GP: 66, G: 35, A: 31, P: 66, +/-: 22, H: 43, SH: 269 S70 BUF: GP: 66, G: 33, A: 48, P: 81, +/-: 18, H: 66, SH: 297 S71 BUF: GP: 66, G: 36, A: 41, P: 77, +/-: 37, H: 55, SH: 257 S72 BUF: GP: 66, G: 25, A: 35, P: 60, +/-: -1, H: 58, SH: 281 S73 BUF: GP: 66, G: 31, A: 41, P: 72, +/-: 23, H: 48, SH: 305 S74 BUF/WPG: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 47, P: 64, +/-: 33, H: 101, SH: 164 TOT : GP: 924, G: 389, A: 547, P: 936, +/-: 275, H: 1014, SH: 3263 SHL PLAYOFF STATS S61 BUF: GP: 9, G: 2, A: 6, P: 8, +/-: 4, H: 11, SH: 24 S62 BUF: GP: 9, G: 3, A: 1, P: 4, +/-: 2, H: 5, SH: 25 S63 BUF: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, H: 32, SH: 33 S64 BUF: GP: 11, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: -6, H: 12, SH: 41 S65 BUF: GP: 18, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 8, H: 34, SH: 62 S66 BUF: GP: 16, G: 11, A: 9, P: 20, +/-: 3, H: 13, SH: 49 S67 BUF: GP: 4, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: -3, H: 3, SH: 20 S68 BUF: GP: 17, G: 6, A: 8, P: 14, +/-: -4, H: 11, SH: 75 S69 BUF: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -5, H: 2, SH: 13 S70 BUF: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: -8, H: 2, SH: 25 S71 BUF: GP: 21, G: 12, A: 9, P: 21, +/-: 6, H: 24, SH: 97 S72 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 7, SH: 25 S73 BUF: GP: 6, G: 3, A: 0, P: 3, +/-: -3, H: 11, SH: 33 S74 WPG: GP: 22, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: -2, H: 15, SH: 37 TOT : GP: 161, G: 51, A: 55, P: 106, +/-: -11, H: 182, SH: 559 ------------------------------------------------------------ KAL ÅKAR KEKKONEN | D | DETROIT FALCONS NAME: Kal Åkar Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: The Wilderness, Gielinor HEIGHT: 6'6" WEIGHT: 240 lbs NUMBER: 75 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S74 DET: GP: 66, G: 6, A: 14, P: 20, +/-: 3, SH: 83, H: 76, SB: 29 S75 DET: GP: 66, G: 8, A: 22, P: 30, +/-: 31, SH: 129, H: 123, SB: 114 SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S74 DET: GP: 17, G: 3, A: 7, P: 10, +/-: 8, SH: 18, H: 16, SB: 5 S75 DET: GP: 14, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: 2, SH: 40, H: 26, SB: 27 ------------------------------------------------------------
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Brooklyn Physt || LD/RD || Colorado Raptors Height: 5'11" || Weight: 162lbs Number: 7 Birthplace: New Orleans, US of A August Von Hecht || G || Tampa Bay Barracuda Height: 5'8" || Weight: 179lbs Number: 89 Birthplace: Frankfurt, Germany ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Season Career Statistics S66: ANC GP: 62 W: 29 L: 25 OTL: 5 SO: 1 GAA: 3.30 SV%: .895% S67: ANC GP: 58 W: 29 L: 20 OTL: 7 SO: 3 GAA: 2.86 SV%: .902% S68: ANC GP: 56 W: 30 L: 21 OTL: 5 SO: 4 GAA: 3.02 SV%: .893% S69: ANC GP: 33 W: 14 L: 14 OTL: 1 SO: 4 GAA: 2.97 SV%: .884% TOT: ANC GP: 209 W: 102 L: 80 OTL: 18 SO: 12 GAA: 3.05 SV%: .895% ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Career Statistics S66: ANC GP: 6 W: 2 L: 3 OTL: 1 SO: 0 GAA: 2.85 SV%: 0.906% S67: ANC GP: 5 W: 1 L: 2 OTL: 1 SO: 0 GAA: 4.36 SV%: .863% S68: ANC GP: 10 W: 5 L: 3 OTL: 2 SO: 0 GAA: 2.77 SV%: .884% S69: ANC GP: 8 W: 3. L: 3 OTL: 2 SO: 1 GAA: 3.79 SV%: .873% TOT: ANC GP: 29 W: 11 L: 11 OTL: 6 SO: 1 GAA: 3.33 SV%: .882% ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Hardware S67 Cedric Robinson Trophy Nominee ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Season Career Statistics S70: TBB GP: 57 W: 13 L: 39 OTL: 1 SO: 0 GAA: 4.87 SV%: .885% S71: TBB GP: 58 W: 17 L: 29 OTL: 6 SO: 1 GAA: 4.14 SV%: .900% TOT: TBB GP: 115 W: 30 L: 68 OTL: 7 SO: 1 GAA: 4..50 SV%: .893% ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Career Statistics S70: TBB GP: 0 W:0 L: 0 OTL: 0 SO: 0 GAA: 0.00 SV%: .000% S71: TBB GP: 5 W:1 L: 4 OTL: 0 SO: 1 GAA: 4.41 SV%: .899% TOT: TBB GP: 5 W:1 L: 4 OTL: 0 SO: 1 GAA: 4.41 SV%: .899% ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Hardware ------------------------------------------------------------ Ruslan "Sparkplug" Zaporozhets || LW || Toronto/Calgary Height: 6'1" || Weight: 200lbs Number: 18 Birthplace: Zaporizhzhya, Ukraine ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Season Career Statistics S50: STL GP: 50 G: 15 A: 12 PTS: 27 +/-: -9 PIM: 20 SH: 114 SH%: 13.16% Hits: 33 SB: 8 Fighting: 0-0-0 S51: STL GP: 50 G: 19 A: 21 PTS: 40 +/-: +1 PIM: 21 SH: 122 SH%: 15.57% Hits: 50 SB: 6 Fighting: 0-0-1 S52: STL GP: 50 G: 16 A: 30 PTS: 46 +/-: +11 PIM: 12 SH: 149 SH%: 10.47% Hits: 71 SB: 9 Fighting: 0-0-0 S53: STL GP: 50 G: 17 A: 25 PTS: 42 +/-: -10 PIM: 20 SH: 161 SH%: 10.56% Hits: 47 SB: 34 Fighting: 0-0-0 Tot: STL GP: 200 G: 67 A: 88 PTS: 155 +/-: -7 PIM: 73 SH: 546 SH%: 8.15% Hits: 201 SB: 57 Fighting: 0-0-1 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Career Statistics S50: STL GP: 13 G: 4 A: 3 PTS: 7 +/-: -1 PIM: 0 SH: 24 SH%: 16.67% Hits: 11 SB: 1 Fighting: 0-0-0 S51: STL GP: 12 G: 4 A: 6 PTS: 10 +/-: 7 PIM: 6 SH: 34 SH%: 11.76% Hits: 14 SB: 2 Fighting: 0-0-0 S52: STL GP: 17 G: 3 A: 5 PTS: 8 +/-: -3 PIM: 6 SH: 56 SH%: 5.36% Hits: 16 SB: 6 Fighting: 0-0-0 S53: STL GP: 14 G: 5 A: 3 PTS: 8 +/-: 0 PIM: 2 SH: 47 SH%: 10.64% Hits: 19 SB: 5 Fighting: 0-0-0 Tot: STL GP: 42 G: 16 A: 17 PTS: 33 +/-: 3 PIM: 14 SH: 161 SH%: 10.06% Hits: 60 SB: 14 Fighting: 0-0-0 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Season Career Statistics S54: TOR GP: 50 G: 16 A: 22 PTS: 38 +/-: -20 PIM: 28 SH: 109 SH%: 14.68% Hits: 111 SB: 56 Fighting: 0-0 S55: TOR GP: 50 G: 6 A: 15 PTS: 21 +/-: -41 PIM: 41 SH: 102 SH%: 05.88% Hits: 136 SB: 58 Fighting: 0-1 S56: TOR GP: 50 G: 15 A: 21 PTS: 36 +/-: -20 PIM: 24 SH: 121 SH%: 12.40% Hits: 115 SB: 40 Fighting: 0-0 S57: TOR GP: 66 G: 17 A: 31 PTS: 48 +/-: 5 PIM: 35 SH: 212 SH%: 8.02% Hits: 126 SB: 36 Fighting: 2-1 S58: TOR GP: 66 G: 37 A: 34 PTS: 71 +/-: 33 PIM: 20 SH: 216 SH%: 17.13% Hits: 159 SB: 40 Fighting: 0-0 S59: TOR GP: 66 G: 24 A: 39 PTS: 63 +/-: 14 PIM: 44 SH: 194 SH%: 12.40% Hits: 152 SB: 33 Fighting: 0-2 S60: TOR GP: 66 G: 22 A: 30 PTS: 52 +/-: 20 PIM: 48 SH: 179 SH%: 12.30% Hits: 274 SB: 17 Fighting: 0-0 S61: TOR GP: 66 G: 20 A: 22 PTS: 42 +/-: 11 PIM: 12 SH: 172 SH%: 11.60% Hits: 148 SB: 22 Fighting: 0-0 S62: TOR GP: 66 G: 16 A: 25 PTS: 41 +/-: 3 PIM: 38 SH: 165 SH%: 9.7% Hits: 182 SB: 28 Fighting: 0-0 S63: CGY/TOR GP: 65 G: 18 A: 21 PTS: 39 +/-: 7 PIM: 65 SH: 145 SH%: 12.40% Hits: 210 SB: 14 Fighting: 1-0 S64: TOR GP: 66 G: 18 A: 26 PTS: 44 +/-: -14 PIM: 22 SH: 139 SH%: 12.90% Hits: 183 SB: 64 Fighting: 0-0 S65: TOR GP: 66 G: 11 A: 19 PTS: 30 +/-: -29 PIM: 8 SH: 139 SH%: 7.90% Hits: 106 SB: 45 Fighting: 0-0 S66: TOR GP: 66 G: 17 A: 30 PTS: 47 +/-: 6 PIM: 16 SH: 170 SH%: 10.00% Hits: 85 SB: 78 Fighting: 0-0 Tot: TOR/CGY GP: 809 G: 237 A: 335 PTS: 572 +/-: -25 PIM: 401 SH: 2063 SH%: 11.49% Hits: 1987 SB: 531 Fighting: 3-4 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Career Statistics S54: TOR Did not qualify S55: TOR Did not qualify S56: TOR Did not qualify S57: TOR Did not qualify S58: TOR GP: 19 G: 4 A: 7 PTS: 11 +/-: 5 PIM: 2 SH: 49 SH%: 8.16% Hits: 51 SB: 5 Fighting: 0-0-0 S59: TOR Did not qualify S60: TOR GP: 4 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 +/-: -3 PIM: 0 SH: 3 SH%: 33.33% Hits: 12 SB: 0 Fighting: 0-0-0 S61: TOR GP: 5 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 +/-: 3 PIM: 0 SH: 6 SH%: 0.00% Hits: 8 SB: 4 Fighting: 0-0-0 S62: TOR GP: 4 G: 0 A: 2 PTS: 2 +/-: -7 PIM: 0 SH: 7 SH%: 0.00% Hits: 12 SB: 1 Fighting: 0-0-0 S63: TOR GP: 5 G: 2 A: 1 PTS: 3 +/-: 1 PIM: 4 SH: 11 SH%: 18.2% Hits: 21 SB: 2 Fighting: 0-0-0 S64: TOR GP: 5 G: 2 A: 0 PTS: 2 +/-: -3 PIM: 0 SH: 8 SH%: 25.0% Hits: 10 SB: 6 Fighting: 0-0-0 S65: TOR GP: 6 G: 1 A: 5 PTS: 6 +/-: 4 PIM: 0 SH: 15 SH%: 6.07% Hits: 9 SB: 4 Fighting: 0-0 S66: TOR GP: 6 G: 1 A: 5 PTS: 6 +/-: 4 PIM: 0 SH: 15 SH%: 6.07% Hits: 9 SB: 4 Fighting: 0-0 Tot: TOR GP: 48 G: 10 A: 18 PTS: 28 +/-: E PIM: 6 SH: 99 SH%: 10.10% Hits: 123 SB: 22 Fighting: 0-0-0 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Hardware S54 Ryan Jesster Nominee ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Hardware NOTHING ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Awards/Medals S53 Won Silver with Czechia S54 Won Bronze with Czechia ------------------------------------------------------------
Richard "Big Dick" Physt || RD/LD || Alumni of Kel/Tor/Nola || Retired/CoGM of Toronto Height: 6'1" || Weight: 202lbs || Number: 62 Birthplace: Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Season Career Statistics S38 Kel GP:50, G:0, A:8 P:8, +/-:-1, PIMS:27, H:48, SB:32 fight rec: 0-0-1 S39 Kel GP:50, G:2, A:22, P:24, +/-10, PIMS:57, H:81, SB:39, fight rec: 0-0-1 S40 Kel GP:50, G:2, A:16, P:18, +/-14, PIMS:65, H:76, SB:48, fight rec: 0-0-5 SMJHL Season Career Totals: Teams: Kel GP:150, G:4, A:46, P:50, +/-:23, PIMS:149, H:205, SB:119, fight rec: 0-0-7 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Career Statistics S38 Kel GP:6, G:0, A:1 P:1, +/-:-0, PIMS:2, H:8, SB:7 fight rec: 0-0-0 S39 Kel GP:4, G:0, A:2, P:2, +/-0, PIMS:4, H:11, SB:1, fight rec: 0-0-0 S40 Kel GP:10, G:2, A:1, P:3, +/-3, PIMS:6, H:17, SB:14, fight rec: 0-0-0 SMJHL Playoff Career Totals: Teams: Kel GP:20, G:2, A:4, P:6, +/-:3, PIMS:12, H:36, SB:22, fight rec: 0-0-0 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Season Career Statistics S41 Tor GP:50, G:4, A:10, P:14, +/- -3, PIMS:120, H:83, SB:66, fight rec: 1-2-3 S42 Tor GP:50, G:2, A:14, P:16, +/- -9, PIMS:71, H:100, SB:82, fight rec: 1-0-2 S43 Tor GP:50, G:2, A:24, P:26, +/- 0, PIMS:44, H:109, SB:68, fight rec: 0-0-0 S44 Tor GP:50, G:6, A:10, P:16, +/- +10, PIMS:66, H:149, SB:76, fight rec: 1-0-1 S45 Tor GP:50, G:2, A:24, P:26, +/- +7, PIMS:44, H:123, SB:44, fight rec: 0-0-2 S46 Nola GP:50, G:4, A:28, P:32, +/- +27, PIMS:64, H:139, SB:54, fight rec: 1-0-1 S47 Nola GP:50, G:6, A:26, P:32, +/- +26, PIMS:67, H:119, SB:55, fight rec: 0-1-0 S48 Nola GP:50, G:6, A:29, P:35, +/- +14, PIMS:96, H:132, SB:62, fight rec: 1-1-1 S49 Nola GP:50, G:5, A:21, P:26, +/- -7, PIMS:59, H:101, SB:76, fight rec: 0-1-0 S50 Nola GP:50, G:4, A:29, P:33, +/- 14, PIMS:48, H:115, SB:74, fight rec: 0-0-0 SHL Season Totals: Teams: Tor/Nola GP:500, G:41, A:215, P:256, +/- +79, PIMS:679, H:1170, SB:657, fight rec: 5-5-10 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Career Statistics S41 Tor Did Not Qualify S42 Tor Did Not Qualify S43 Tor Did Not Qualify S44 Tor GP:7, G:2, A:2, P:4, +/- 0, PIMS:8, H:25, SB:14, fight rec: 0-0-0, Finish: Semi Finals S45 Tor GP:5, G:0, A:3, P:3, +/- 0, PIMS:6, H:16, SB:9, fight rec: 0-0-0, Finish: Semi Finals S46 Nola GP:20, G:1, A:5, P:6, +/- -8, PIMS:32, H:55, SB:25, fight rec: 0-0-2, Finish: Cup Finals S47 Nola GP:7, G:0, A:3, P:3, +/- 0, PIMS:15, H:20, SB:5, fight rec: 0-1-0, Finish: Semi Finals S48 Nola GP:13, G:2, A:2, P:4, +/- 0, PIMS:30, H:29, SB:21, fight rec: 1-1-0, Finish: Conference Finals S49 Nola GP:11, G:1, A:4, P:5, +/- -1, PIMS:8, H:19, SB:17, fight rec: 0-0-0, Finish: Conference Finals SHL Playoff Totals: Teams: Tor/Nola GP:63, G:6, A:19, P:25, +/- -9, PIMS:99, H:164, SB:91, fight rec: 1-2-2 ------------------------------------------------------------ GM Season Statistics S61: Tor W: 33, L: 29, OTL: 4, Cups:0 S62: Tor W: 32, L: 29, OTL: 5, Cups:0 Total: Tor W: 65, L: 58, OTL: 9, Cups:0 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Hardware Turd Ferguson Trophy (S41) Mathias Chouinard Trophy (Western Conference Champions) (S46) Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) Nominee (S47) Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) Nominee (S50) ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Hardware 4 Star Cup (S40) ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Awards/Medals S43 Won Bronze with Austria S45 Won Bronze with Austria S47 Won Bronze with Austria ------------------------------------------------------------
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Pinli Switchbang || Colorado Raptors || Seattle Argonauts || Center || 633 TPE Season: 75 | Country: Finland
Number: 68 | Height: 5'0 | Weight: 150
------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Statistics: ------------------------------------------------------------
Regular Season ------------------------------------------------------------ S74 | 66 GP | 27 G | 19 A | 46 P | +10 | 185 S | 75 H
S75 | 66 GP | 26 G | 40 A | 66 P | +33 | 208 S | 106 H
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Playoffs ------------------------------------------------------------
S74 | 24 GP | 10 G | 6 A | 16 P | +4 | 59 S | 26 H
S75 | 17 GP | 9 G | 17 A | 26 P | +19 | 52 S | 33 H
------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Statistics ------------------------------------------------------------ World Juniors: S74 | 15 GP | 6 G | 3 A | 9 P | +2 | 16 S | 10 H
S75 | 15 GP | 3 G | 4 A | 7 P | +4 | 11 S | 4 H ------------------------------------------------------------
Legacy: ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards
S74 | WJC | Silver Medal | Team ICE
S75 | SMJHL | Four Star Cup | Colorado Raptors
S75 | SMJHL | Brodie Witzel Nominee | Colorado Raptors
S75 | WJC | Gold Medal | Team Norden
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League History:
------------------------------------------------------------ S74 | SMJHL Entry Draft | 3rd Overall | Colorado Raptors
S75 | SHL Entry Draft | 3rd Overall | Seattle Argonauts
Burlok Sulfurgold || Detroit || Texas || Atlanta || New England || 2336 TPE
Season: 53 | Country: Germany | Position: Right Wing
Number: 86 | Height: 6'1 | Weight: 220
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SHL Statistics
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Regular Season:
S56-S73 | 1172 GP | 416 G | 631 A | 1047 P
Playoffs:
S56-S73 | 230 GP | 73 G | 99 A | 172 P
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SMJHL Statistics
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Regular Season:
S52-S55 | 200 GP | 29 G | 51 A | 80 P
Playoffs:
S52-S55 | 38 GP | 7 G | 9 A | 16 P
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IIHF Statistics
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World Championships:
S53-S73 | 269 GP | 52 G | 99 A | 152 P
World Junior Classic:
S52-S55 | 70 GP | 7 G | 17 A | 24 P
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Legacy:
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Awards
S52 | SMJHL | Laurifer Trophy | Detroit Falcons
S53 | SMJHL | Laurifer Trophy | Detroit Falcons
S53 | SMJHL | Four Star Cup | Detroit Falcons
S53 | SMJHL | Onoprienko Award | Detroit Falcons
S54 | SMJHL | Zach Miller Nominee | Detroit Falcons
S57 | IIHF | Bronze Medal | Team Germany
S58 | SHL | President's Trophy | Texas Renegades
S58 | IIHF | Bronze Medal | Team Germany
S59 | SHL | Cole Reinhart Trophy | Texas Renegades
S59 | SHL | Challenge Cup | Texas Renegades
S61 | SHL | Cole Reinhart Trophy | Texas Renegades
S62 | SHL | All-Star Team | Western Conference
S62 | SHL | Cole Reinhart Trophy | Texas Renegades S62 | SHL | Challenge Cup | Texas Renegades
S62 | SHL | Jeff Dar Nominee | Texas Renegades
S62 | SHL | Anton Razov Nominee | Texas Renegades
S63 | SHL | Jay McDonald Trophy | Texas Renegades
S63 | SHL | All-Star Team | Western Conference
S64 | SHL | Mathias Chouinard Trophy | Atlanta Inferno
S64 | SHL | All-Star Team | Eastern Conference
S65 | SHL | Jay McDonald Trophy | Atlanta Inferno
S65 | SHL | All-Star Team | Eastern Conference
S66 | SHL | President's Trophy | Atlanta Inferno
S66 | SHL | Mathias Chouinard Trophy | Atlanta Inferno
S66 | SHL | Challenge Cup | Atlanta Inferno
S66 | SHL | Damian Littleton Nominee | Atlanta Inferno
S68 | SHL | Damian Littleton Nominee | Atlanta Inferno
S70 | SHL | Mathias Chouinard Trophy | New England Wolfpack
S70 | SHL | Challenge Cup | New England Wolfpack
S70 | IIHF | Gold Medal | Team Germany
S72 | IIHF | Gold Medal | Team Germany
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League History:
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S52 | SMJHL Entry Draft | 22nd Overall | Detroit Falcons
S53 | SHL Entry Draft | 19th Overall | Texas Renegades
S63 | SHL Milestone | 500 Games Played | Texas Renegades
S64 | SHL Milestone | 500 Points Earned | Texas Renegades
S64 | SHL Trade | Offseason | Atlanta Inferno
S68 | SHL Free Agent | Offseason | New England Wolfpack
S71 | SHL Milestone | 1000 Games Played | New England Wolfpack
S72 | SHL Free Agent | Offseason | Texas Renegades
S73 | SHL Milestone | 1000 Points Earned | Texas Renegades
S73 | SHL Milestone | Retirement | Texas Renegades
I would like to thank the reporter for not mentioning the Hayes costume that I've had to keep stuffing back into its closet since Skree has started his new life.
On an unrelated note, if anyone knows a priest who handles clothing exorcisms, please DM me.
Oliver Castillon | Nevada Battleborn | Los Angeles Panthers | Peak TPE: TBD Center | #77 | Height: 6 ft., 1 in. | Weight: 200 lbs. Birthplace: Montpellier, FRA --------------------------------------------------------- International Records --------------------------------------------------------- |WJC | SWE | S69 | 12 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -11 +/- | 10 SOG | 7 Hits | 1 SB | 7 GA | 9 TA | 41.2% FOW| |WJC | ICE | S70 | 12 GP | 3 G | 1 A | 4 P | 2 +/- | 9 SOG | 21 Hits | 5 SB | 5 GA | 2 TA | 00.0% FOW| |WJC | RHI | S71 | 12 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | -1 +/- | 6 SOG | 8 Hits | 6 SB | 3 GA | 3 TA | 36.7% FOW| |IIHF | FRA | S71 | 12 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | 0 +/- | 8 SOG | 11 Hits | 0 SB | 6 GA | 2 TA | 50.0% FOW| |IIHF | FRA | S72 | 12 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | -1 +/- | 7 SOG | 6 Hits | 1 SB | 4 GA | 5 TA | 46.0% FOW| |IIHF | FRA | S73 | 12 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | 1 +/- | 21 SOG | 4 Hits | 6 SB | 7 GA | 10 TA | 48.6% FOW| |IIHF | FRA | S74 | 12 GP | 3 G | 2 A | 5 P | -9 +/- | 29 SOG | 3 Hits | 8 SB | 4 GA | 9 TA | 62.4% FOW| --------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Records --------------------------------------------------------- |SMJHL | NBB | S69 | 9 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | -7 +/- | 13 SOG | 7 Hits | 3 SB | 0 GA | 5 TA | 40.4% FOW| <-- DFA Season|SMJHL | COL | S70 | 66 GP | 16 G | 30 A | 46 P | 12 +/- | 109 SOG | 110 Hits | 38 SB | 39 GA | 32 TA | 53.0% FOW| |SMJHL | NBB | S71 | 66 GP | 21 G | 35 A | 56 P | 5 +/- | 169 SOG | 157 Hits | 43 SB | 60 GA | 56 TA | 41.1% FOW| --------------------------------------------------------- SHL Records --------------------------------------------------------- |SHL | LAP | S72 | 66 GP | 14 G | 22 A | 36 P | -1 +/- | 124 SOG | 52 Hits | 32 SB | 62 GA | 33 TA | 40.4% FOW| |SHL-P | LAP | S72 | 11 GP | 3 G | 2 A | 5 P | -5 +/- | 26 SOG | 5 Hits | 5 SB | 7 GA | 3 TA | 41.2% FOW| |SHL | LAP | S73 | 66 GP | 18 G | 25 A | 43 P | -3 +/- | 136 SOG | 36 Hits | 29 SB | 40 GA | 40 TA | 49.1% FOW| |SHL-P | LAP | S73 | 8 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | -5 +/- | 17 SOG | 9 Hits | 6 SB | 7 GA | 9 TA | 50.6% FOW| |SHL | LAP | S74 | 66 GP | 17 G | 35 A | 52 P | 10 +/- | 169 SOG | 47 Hits | 27 SB | 74 GA | 30 TA | 55.9% FOW| |SHL-P | LAP | S74 | 6 GP | 4 G | 1 A | 5 P | -3 +/- | 12 SOG | 3 Hits | 2 SB | 4 GA | 4 TA | 55.3% FOW| |SHL | LAP | S75 | 66 GP | 30 G | 24 A | 54 P | 4 +/- | 167 SOG | 57 Hits | 25 SB | 44 GA | 45 TA | 48.8% FOW| |SHL-P | LAP | S75 | 18 GP | 6 G | 10 A | 16 P | 12 +/- | 35 SOG | 11 Hits | 9 SB | 12 GA | 17 TA | 54.7% FOW| --------------------------------------------------------- Events --------------------------------------------------------- S69: Signed as a Draftable Free Agent with the Nevada Battleborn. S69: Loaned from Team Rhine to Team Sweden to play in the WJC Tournament. S70: Drafted 2OA by the Colorado Raptors S70: Loaned from Team Rhine to Team Ice to play in the WJC Tournament. S70: Won WJC Bronze with Team Ice. S71: Drafted 6OA by the Los Angeles Panthers! S71: Traded from Colorado to Nevada for S73 3rd & Derek Fitz. S72: Called Up to the Los Angeles Panthers. ✪✪S75: CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPION WITH THE LOS ANGELES PANTHERS!✪✪
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Danny Marston | St. Louis Scarecrows | Toronto North Stars | Peak TPE: 1909 Center | #34 | Height: 6 ft., 2 in. | Weight: 205 lbs. Birthplace: Lithia, FL, USA --------------------------------------------------------- St. Louis Records --------------------------------------------------------- | S51 | 62 GP | 14 G | 20 A | 34 Pts | -12 +/- | 128 SOG | 10.94 Sh% | 17 Hits | 8 SB | | S52 | 67 GP | 13 G | 27 A | 40 Pts | +15 +/- | 113 SOG | 11.50 Sh% | 70 Hits | 12 SB | | S53 | 64 GP | 7 G | 38 A | 45 Pts | -9 +/- | 144 SOG | 4.87 Sh% | 46 Hits | 111 SB |15 GvA|25 TkA| | S54 | 57 GP | 15 G | 35 A | 50 Pts | 0 +/- | 130 SOG | 11.54 Sh% | 48 Hits | 59 SB |19 GvA|16 TkA| --------------------------------------------------------- Toronto Records --------------------------------------------------------- | S55 | 50 GP | 8 G | 17 A | 25 Pts | -35 +/- | 78 SOG |10.26 Sh% | 67 Hits | 77 SB | 19 GvA |13 TkA| | S56 | 50 GP | 6 G | 17 A | 23 Pts | - 1 +/- | 103 SOG| 5.83 Sh% | 54 Hits | 38 SB | 34 GvA |10 TkA| | S57 | 66 GP | 17 G | 25 A | 42 Pts | 13 +/- | 156 SOG|10.90 Sh% |113 Hits| 66 SB | 34 GvA | 9 TkA| | S58 | 85 GP | 23 G | 40 A | 63 Pts | 29 +/- | 250 SOG|11.22 Sh% |143 Hits|117 SB | 42 GvA |34 TkA| | S59 | 66 GP | 16 G | 31 A | 47 Pts | 23 +/- | 172 SOG| 9.30 Sh% |107 Hits| 88 SB | 28 GvA | 9 TkA| | S60 | 70 GP | 30 G | 43 A | 73 Pts | 9 +/- | 217 SOG|13.82 Sh% | 74 Hits|110 SB | 32 GvA |31 TkA| | S61 | 71 GP | 19 G | 52 A | 71 Pts | 4 +/- | 207 SOG| 9.18 Sh% | 66 Hits|116 SB | 41 GvA |21 TkA| | S62 | 70 GP | 9 G | 33 A | 42 Pts | -9 +/- | 184 SOG| 4.89 Sh% | 77 Hits|122 SB | 38 GvA |36 TkA| | S63 | 71 GP | 29 G | 30 A | 59 Pts | 9 +/- | 225 SOG|12.89 Sh% | 57 Hits|104 SB | 43 GvA |27 TkA| --------------------------------------------------------- Winnipeg Records --------------------------------------------------------- | S64 | 70 GP | 17 G | 28 A | 45 Pts |-28 +/- | 165 SOG|10.30 Sh% |122 Hits|129 SB | 42 GvA |27 TkA| --------------------------------------------------------- Team USA Records --------------------------------------------------------- | S51 WJC | 28 GP | 5 G | 7 A | 12 Pts | +8 +/- | 39 SOG |12.82 Sh% | 35 Hits | 2 SB | | S52 WJC | 22 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 Pts | +6 +/- | 24 SOG | 4.17 Sh% | 15 Hits | 0 SB | | S53 WJC | 21 GP | 3 G | 2 A | 5 Pts | 0 +/- | 37 SOG | 8.11 Sh% | 11 Hits | 25 SB | 1 GvA | 3 TkA | | S54 WJC | 22 GP | 6 G |10 A | 16 Pts | -5 +/- | 62 SOG | 9.68 Sh% | 21 Hits | 37 SB | 11 GvA | 8 TkA | | S55 IIHF | 20 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 Pts | -7 +/- | 28 SOG | 3.57 Sh% | 20 Hits | 5 SB | 6 GvA | 5 TkA | | S56 IIHF | 20 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 Pts | 0 +/- | 8 SOG | 0.00 Sh% | 20 Hits | 10 SB | 2 GvA | 3 TkA | | S57 IIHF | 21 GP | 3 G | 2 A | 5 Pts | 4 +/- | 20 SOG | 15.00 Sh% | 9 Hits | 5 SB | 2 GvA | 4 TkA | | S58 IIHF | 20 GP | 2 G | 7 A | 9 Pts | 0 +/- | 49 SOG | 4.10 Sh% | 26 Hits | 28 SB | 6 GvA | 3 TkA | | S59 IIHF | 20 GP | 5 G | 8 A | 13 Pts | 6 +/- | 49 SOG | 10.18 Sh% | 31 Hits |13 SB | 13 GvA | 4 TkA | | S60 IIHF | 19 GP | 7 G |13 A | 20 Pts |13 +/- | 51 SOG | 14.40 Sh% | 26 Hits | 9 SB | 7 GvA | 8 TkA | | S61 IIHF | 20 GP | 8 G |11 A | 19 Pts | 4 +/- | 56 SOG | 14.31 Sh% | 31 Hits | 9 SB | 6 GvA | 22 TkA| | S62 IIHF | 20 GP | 5 G | 5 A | 10 Pts | -1 +/- | 52 SOG | 9.60 Sh% | 25 Hits | 13 SB | 5 GvA | 24 TkA| | S63 IIHF | 20 GP | 5 G | 5 A | 10 Pts | -1 +/- | 52 SOG | 9.60 Sh% | 25 Hits | 13 SB | 5 GvA | 24 TkA| --------------------------------------------------------- Events --------------------------------------------------------- S51: Drafted 13OA in Round 2 by the St. Louis Scarecrows. S52: Drafted 9OA in Round 1 by the Minnesota Chiefs. S52: Named Assistant Captain of the St. Louis Scarecrows. S52: Won Luke Riggs Award; STL Award for Best Locker Room Presence. S53: Traded from MIN to TOR. S53: Named Captain of the St. Louis Scarecrows. S53: Won Brandon Holmes Award; SMJHL Award for Best Defensive Forward. S53: Won Mika Kandinsky Award; STL Award for Best Two-Way Forward. S54: Extended contract with Toronto through S57. ✪ S54: WJC Team USA Gold Medalist ✪ S55: SHL All-Rookie Team S55: Won 5 of 14 Toronto Team Awards S57: Extended contract with Toronto through S61. S60: Named to the Eastern Conference All-Star Team. S62: Named Assistant Captain of the Toronto North Stars. S63: Named Captain of Team USA for IIHF. ✪ S63: IIHF Team USA Gold Medalist ✪ S64: Signed in Free Agency with the Winnipeg Aurora. S65: Officially Retired. Shiny Shuckle | Colorado Raptors | Winnipeg Aurora | Peak TPE: 499 Goalie | #30 | Height: 6 ft., 0 in. | Weight: 200 lbs. Hatched: Route 9A, New York, NY, USA --------------------------------------------------------- Colorado Records --------------------------------------------------------- |S64| 28 GP | 1618 MP | 19 - 4 - 3 | 684 SHA | 74 GA | 2.74 GAA | 1 SO | 0.892 SV%| |S65| 56 GP | 3254 MP | 33 - 20 - 1 | 1606 SHA | 168 GA | 3.10 GAA | 4 SO | 0.895 SV%| |S66| 59 GP | 3470 MP | 40 - 14 - 3 | 1612 SHA | 152 GA | 2.63 GAA | 3 SO | 0.906 SV%| |S67| 54 GP | 3073 MP | 30 - 23 - 1 | 1724 SHA | 186 GA | 3.63 GAA | 3 SO | 0.892 SV%| --------------------------------------------------------- SHL Level Records --------------------------------------------------------- |S67| BAP | 9 GP | 389 MP | 3 - 3 - 0 | 214 SHA | 28 GA | 4.32 GAA | 1 SO | 0.869 SV%| |S68| WPG|13 GP | 777 MP |11- 2 - 0 | 298 SHA | 21 GA | 1.62 GAA | 1 SO | 0.930 SV%| |S69| WPG|13 GP | 730 MP |12- 0 - 0 | 271 SHA | 16 GA | 1.31 GAA | 3 SO | 0.941 SV%| --------------------------------------------------------- Finland Records --------------------------------------------------------- |S64| WJC | 10 GP | 567 MP | 5 - 2 - 2 | 196 SHA | 14 GA | 1.48 GAA | 3 SO | 0.929 SV%| |S65| WJC | 6 GP | 338 MP | 2 - 3 - 1 | 185 SHA | 26 GA | 4.62 GAA | 0 SO | 0.859 SV%| |S66| WJC | 14 GP | 803 MP | 5 - 8 - 0 | 428 SHA | 34 GA | 2.54 GAA | 3 SO | 0.921 SV%| |S67| WJC | 16 GP | 970 MP | 6 - 9 - 1 | 422 SHA | 48 GA | 2.97 GAA | 0 SO | 0.886 SV%| --------------------------------------------------------- Events --------------------------------------------------------- S64: Drafted 22OA in Round 2 by the Colorado Raptors. S64: Transferred to Finland for International Tournaments. S64: Won Silver Medal with WJC Finland as the Backup Goaltender. S65: Drafted 45OA in Round 3 by the Winnipeg Aurora. S66: Co-Winner of the Matt Lewis-Flood Trophy; SMJHL Award for Highest Team Save Percentage. S66: Winner of the Cedric Robinson Trophy; SMJHL Award for Best Goalie. S66: Nominated for the Ideen Fallah Award; SMJHL Award for Award Committee MVP. S67: Traded to Baltimore from Winnipeg. S67: Made 1st SHL Start for Baltimore Platoon Against the Hamilton Steelhawks (11/2 5-4W(SO)). S68: Traded to Winnipeg from Baltimore. S69: Announced retirement. Site Jobs: Daniel J. Marston --------------------------------------------------------- S51/S52: WJC GM for Team USA. S52/S53: WJC Co-GM for Team USA. S54: Became the General Manager of the St. Louis Scarecrows. S60: Retired from Management of the St. Louis Scarecrows. S62: Interim General Manager of the Toronto North Stars. S65: Hired as IIHF Broadcaster (IIHF Simmer). S69: Hired as Co-Head of Broadcasting (Head Simmer). S70: Nominated for Damian Littleton Achievement Award. S72: Nominated for Damian Littleton Achievement Award. --------------------------------------------------------- St. Louis Records --------------------------------------------------------- S54 | 26 W | 23 L | 1 OTL | 53 Pts | 147 GF | 148 GA | East 3rd; League 5th; Lost in Round 1 to CAR (G7) S55 | 18 W | 28 L | 4 OTL | 40 Pts | 113 GF | 162 GA | East 4th; League 9th; Lost in Round 1 to VAN (G4) S56 | 18 W | 29 L | 3 OTL | 39 Pts | 119 GF | 173 GA | East 5th; League 11th; Lost in Round 1 to MET (G7) S57 | 25 W | 36 L | 5 OTL | 55 Pts | 163 GF | 206 GA | East 5th; League 11th; Won in Round 1 to KEL (G7), Lost in Round 2 to ANC (G4) S58 | 19 W | 40 L | 7 OTL | 45 Pts | 170 GF | 254 GA | East 5th; League 11th; Lost in Round 1 to ANC (G6) S59 | 20 W | 40 L | 6 OTL | 46 Pts | 161 GF | 241 GA | East 6th; League 11th; Lost in Round 1 to QCC (G7) S60 | 28 W | 30 L | 8 OTL | 64 Pts | 202 GF | 214 GA | East 5th; League 9th; Won in Round 1 to DET (G4), Lost in Round 2 to VAN (G7)
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