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The life of a NEW SMJHL Rook
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(This post was last modified: 05-31-2020, 02:50 PM by TheSparkyDee.)

"The Chosen One"
It is 7:30am, the sun was coming up in Russia, Zakkira Diporov has been working since 5am working on his farm. A man approaches Zakkira, and asks him "you there big guy!" Zakkira looked confused why this weird hairy man come onto his farm without permission. Zakkira told the mysterious man if he did not get off his farm he was going to make stew for the pigs out of him. The mysterious man was not fazed by Zakkira's very harsh words. The man looked familiar to Diporov, he wondered where he knew him from. "Are you that man from that hockey thing?" Zakkira asked. The man shook his head, "they call me TheGreat!". Zakkira had many questions for "TheGreat. Why is he here for Zakkira? Why did he just not DM Zakkira on Instagram @BigRussianBoy, or why this man has sandals on in the pig pen? So he asked the first question that came to mind. "You here to buy some livestock?", TheGreat shook his head, and said "We are seeking you to join us". Zakkira wondered if this was a cult or something, because Zakkira was kinda down to join a cult. He wants to know how it feels to part of one. The man says "join the Simulation Hockey League!", and then says " We will be waiting for your arrival.", but Zakkira looked like he wasn't paying attention, he was on his phone ordering an awesome John Deer tractor from TractorVana.com. TheGreat told Zakkira to focus up, and go with him to join this league that he has never heard of. Zakkira said "sure yea, but look at the horsepower on this thing". TheGreat did not look amused at all. Diporov was ready to go, he just started walking away from his farm. "Wait... is anyone going to look after your farm?", Zakkira said "the animals will be fine". 

"The BIG Farm Boy"

Zakkira Diporov landed in The United States, and had $5 american dollars, and a pack of skittles. TheGreat told him to meet him in St. Louis, Missouri, and vanished in the crowd of people. Zakkira did not know what or who a St. Louis is. After 3 days Zakkira finally created his path to the Simulation Hockey League. He made it to TheGreat's house where he helped Diporov's make his player SMHJL ready. TheGreat told him he has to leave once he is drafted, he did not like how much Zakkira eats during the day. So Zakkira was talking to teams that were interested in him for a couple weeks, which felt like forever to him. On the day of the draft, he went to get some great american food. Cheeseburgers, french fries, mozzarella sticks, and a diet coke. While he was out he gets a call from TheGreat, the draft was about to start and wanted him to come back to the house to watch the draft. So Zakkira decided to come back after his dessert Oreo Ice Cream Cake. Round after round after round, he began to get hungry again, but he did not want to make Great mad. The 6th round came up and the time came for Zakkira to start his career in the SMHJL with the Detroit Falcons. The believed in him this BIG Farm Boy Russian only played hockey for a few years when he was a young lad, he was ready to step up and win some games for the Falcons. Him and the other rookies meet up at cheeseburger joint in Detroit. Each of them were ready to join such a great organization. 

"Gametime"

Finally it was time for Zakkira to put his equipment on. But there was one problem, he forgot how to tie his skates, his fat Russian mother would tie his shoes his whole life, after she passed away he never learned how to tie shoes, so he wore slip on shoes or none at all. During training camp, and practices he would tuck his laces in. He needed help to tie his shoes, he felt silly not knowing how to do it, so he tried to find someone who would tie his shoes. He walked around the arena looking for someone, and finally he found a FAT Russian Woman. He asked if she could help him out. She followed him to the entrance of the locker room and taught him how to tie his own shoes. He made it time for puck drop! Well the best is yet to come! SKREEE!!!!
GO FALCONS! 
Falcons

Drafted 2nd round 21st Pick by the Winnipeg Jets in S55 SHL Entry Draft 
GM of the UCORCAL in the WJC S55
S55 WJC Gold Medalist GM/Player for UCORCAL
Management Role for Russia in the IIHF
Recent Management Role / Head Coach for Winnipeg Aurora in SHL 
CO-GM St. Louis Scarecrows S57-S60
GM of the St. Louis Scarecrows S61-S72
S72 Challenge Cup Champion
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Falcons SKREEEEEE Falcons

 
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