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SHL Onion: Tampa Gets First Win of Season Against the English Language
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StamkosFanRegistered PGS and Recruitment Head
The Tampa Bay Barracuda are celebrating after their first win of the season. After going 0-38, many people believed they would go winless for all of S54, but with the leadership of Michael Fitted, they were able to score a crushing victory over the English language. The grammar just could not hold up against an onslaught of word vomit.
“We are really pumped does not how we win but won and English bad English degree screw school fuck you. We mad it sucks not to win but we win now. HO quarantine messes up things so calm down veto use grammar whatever,” said Tampa in a statement. Media aficionados were seen clutching their ears as blood dripped from their orifices after hearing this statement. One staunch defender of the English language was seen rocking back and forth while screaming and banging his head against the wall. This is similar to the reports of spontaneous combustion and permanent blindness we had after reading the initial article. Nobody saw this win coming, truly the upset victory of the decade; the biggest triumph since Toronto won a faceoff in S52. Next up on the Onion News Network: Media grading Head announces plan to move the Thunderdome under the SHL media section.
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