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07-01-2020, 07:14 PM .bojo Wrote: 07-01-2020, 07:13 PM Mayuu Wrote: Pistol goes bap bap bap
no, it goes pew pew pew. what kind of moron would think that and put it into gif form.
My pistol very fat. And shoot very fast. Braaaaaap bap bap
Mephistopheles Morgonstjärna | Right Defense | Detroit Falcons
Birthplace: Leipzig, Germany
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 235 lbs
Number: 66
RETIRED
Hippo Passamus | Center/Wing | Buffalo Stampede
Birthplace: Borås, Sweden
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 290 lbs
Number: 6
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Career Statistics:
SHL Regular Season:
BUF | S46 | 50 GP | 13 G | 12 A | 25 P | +21 | 0 PIM | 9 H
BUF | S47 | 50 GP | 9 G | 21 A | 30 P | +0 | 5 PIM | 2 H
BUF | S48 | 50 GP | 12 G | 14 A | 26 P | +11 | 5 PIM | 7 H
BUF | S49 | 50 GP | 22 G | 22 A | 44 P | +4 | 34 PIM | 192 H
BUF | S50 | 50 GP | 17 G | 24 A | 41 P | +11 | 58 PIM | 203 H
BUF | S51 | 50 GP | 18 G | 27 A | 45 P | +16 | 42 PIM | 157 H
BUF | S52 | 50 GP | 15 G | 25 A | 40 P | +0 | 61 PIM | 187 H
BUF | S53 | 50 GP | 23 G | 33 A | 56 P | +25 | 14 PIM | 117 H
BUF | S54 | 50 GP | 25 G | 29 A | 54 P | +42 | 6 PIM | 129 H
BUF | S55 | 50 GP | 25 G | 31 A | 56 P | +48 | 2 PIM | 141 H
BUF | S56 | 50 GP | 22 G | 36 A | 58 P | +25 | 14 PIM | 121 H
BUF | S57 | 66 GP | 24 G | 36 A | 60 P | +26 | 4 PIM | 157 H
BUF | S58 | 66 GP | 21 G | 32 A | 53 P | +38 | 16 PIM | 127 H
BUF | S59 | 66 GP | 16 G | 32 A | 48 P | +18 | 14 PIM | 81 H
BUF | TOT | 748 GP | 262 G | 374 A | 636 P | +288 | 276 PIM | 1630 H
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SHL Playoffs:
BUF | S46 | 17 GP | 5 G | 4 A | 9 P | +10 | 0 PIM | 14 H
BUF | S47 | 13 GP | 3 G | 2 A | 5 P | -3 | 0 PIM | 10 H
BUF | S48 | 22 GP | 12 G | 18 A | 30 P | +11 | 0 PIM | 0 H
BUF | S49 | 5 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | +0 | 4 PIM | 15 H
BUF | S50 | 6 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 P | +3 | 2 PIM | 20 H
BUF | S51 | 8 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 P | -9 | 4 PIM | 27 H
BUF | S52 | 15 GP | 5 G | 9 A | 14 P| +1 | 23 PIM | 50 H
BUF | S53 | 4 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | -7 | 0 PIM | 12 H
BUF | S54 | 13 GP | 6 G | 7 A | 13 P | +5 | 4 PIM | 34 H
BUF | S55 | 17 GP | 3 G | 7 A | 10 P | +10 | 0 PIM | 44 H
BUF | S56 | 23 GP | 8 G | 9 A | 17 P | +12 | 4 PIM | 66 H
BUF | S57 | 17 GP | 8 G | 3 A | 11 P | +5 | 0 PIM | 17 H
BUF | S58 | 21 GP | 4 G | 9 A | 13 P | +6 | 4 PIM | 44 H
BUF | S59 | 19 GP | 7 G | 10 A | 17 P | +16 | 4 PIM | 40 H
BUF | TOT | 200 GP | 68 G | 86 A | 154 P | +51 | 59 PIM | 403 H
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SMJHL Regular Season:
DET | S42-45 | 200 GP | 54 G | 77 A | 131 P | +38 | 92 PIM | 228 H
SMJHL Playoffs:
DET | S42-45 | 43 GP | 17 G | 25 A | 42 P | +8 | 14 PIM | 44 H
Career Achivements:
S44 Ideen Fallah Trophy Nomination
S44 Brandon Holmes Trophy
S45 Ronan O'Keefe Trophy
S45 Brodie Witzel Trophy
S45 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy Nomination
S46 Challenge Cup Champion
S48 Challenge Cup Champion
S48 Anton Razov Trophy Nomination
S51 Jeff Darr Trophy Nomination
S55 Jeff Darr Trophy Nomination
Leppish Deep Dives Head
Such a cutie
07-01-2020, 07:41 PM Mayuu Wrote: 07-01-2020, 07:14 PM .bojo Wrote: no, it goes pew pew pew. what kind of moron would think that and put it into gif form.
My pistol very fat. And shoot very fast. Braaaaaap bap bap
Are you sure its not a semi full auto ar-18 combat machine rifle with a bump stock
Wally SHL GM
El Dumbo - Big Spoon - Both Handed
07-01-2020, 07:14 PM .bojo Wrote: 07-01-2020, 07:13 PM Mayuu Wrote: Pistol goes bap bap bap
no, it goes pew pew pew. what kind of moron would think that and put it into gif form.
Maybe it’s an aggressive fap fap with a bam.
Kyle Wahlters || Baltimore General Manager
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Career Statistics:
SHL
Portland Admirals AGM - S31 | 21-27-2 |
Portland Admirals GM - S32 | 7-40-3 |
Portland Admirals GM - S33 | 20-24-6 |
Portland Admirals GM - S34 | 30-16-4 | Western Conference Champion
Portland Admirals GM - S35 | 29-18-3 | Western Conference Champion
Calgary Dragons HC - S59 | 42-20-4 | Lost in Quarterfinals
Calgary Dragons HC - S60 | 38-21-7 | Lost in Western Conference Finals
Calgary Dragons HC - S61 | 34-26-6 | Lost in Quarterfinals
Calgary Dragons AGM - S62 | 36-23-7 | Lost in First Round
Toronto North Stars GM - S63 | 36-22-8 | Lost in First Round
Toronto North Stars GM - S64 | 19-43-4 | Lost in First Round
Toronto North Stars GM - S65 | 38-23-5 | Lost in First Round
Toronto North Stars GM - S66 | 38-26-2 | Lost in Second Round
Toronto North Stars GM - S67 | 47-16-3 | Lost in Second Round
Toronto North Stars GM - S68 | 46-16-4 | Lost in Second Round
Toronto North Stars GM - S69 | 13-50-3 | DNQ
Toronto North Stars GM - S70 | 6-57-3 | DNQ
Toronto North Stars GM - S71 | 10-56-0 | DNQ
Toronto North Stars GM - S72 | 14-48-4 | DNQ
Toronto North Stars GM - S73 | 22-39-5 | Lost in First Round
Toronto North Stars GM - S74 | 30-33-3 | Lost in First Round
SMJHL
Montreal Militia AGM - S45 | 29-19-2 | Lost in Quarterfinals
Montreal Militia AGM - S46 | 24-21-5 | Lost in Semi-Finals
IIHF
Austria GM - S57 | 3-8-1
Austria GM - S58 | 2-9-1
Austria GM - S59 | 1-9-2
Austria GM - S60 | 3-9-0
Austria GM - S61 | 5-7-0
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Awards:
S34 Lance Uppercut Award
S60 Coach of the Year Award
S61 Coach of the Year Award
Cale Amundsen || G || Calgary/Seattle || 1,298 TPE
Name: Cale Amundsen
Age: 21
Birthplace: Netherlands
IIHF Affiliation: Austria
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Career Statistics:
SHL Regular Season Totals:
S55 - 5 GP | 4-0-1 | 3 SO | .958 SV% | 0.59 GAA | 79 GR
S56 - 5 GP | 3-2-0 | 1 SO | .914 SV% | 1.81 GAA | 70 GR
S57 - 20 GP | 15-2-0 | 3 SO | .924 SV% | 1.51 GAA | 67 GR
S58 - 18 GP | 15-2-0 | 1 SO | .927 SV% | 1.72 GAA | 74 GR
S59 - 24 GP | 18-5-1 | 1 SO | .906 SV% | 2.61 GAA | 69 GR
S60 - 29 GP | 15-10-3 | 2 SO | .921 SV% | 2.81 GAA | 79 GR
S61 - 50 GP | 26-19-4 | 2 SO | .919 SV% | 2.86 GAA | 77 GR
S62 - 47 GP | 24-15-5 | 2 SO | .918 SV% | 3.26 GAA | 76 GR
SHL Playoff Totals:
S60 - 11 GP | 5-4-1 | 1 SO | .930 SV% | 2.75 GAA | 81 GR
S61 - 10 GP | 5-3-2 | 1 SO | .931 SV% | 2.38 GAA | 82 GR
S62 - 7 GP | 3-3-1 | 0 SO | .911 SV% | 3.78 GAA | 78 GR
SMJHL Regular Season Totals:
S53 - 43 GP | 21-17-4 | 5 SO | .919 SV% | 2.68 GAA | 74 GR
S54 - 41 GP | 28-10-3 | 5 SO | .911 SV% | 2.31 GAA | 69 GR
S55 - 40 GP | 26-8-5 | 6 SO | .917 SV% | 2.06 GAA | 69 GR
S56 - 42 GP | 25-14-3 | 7 SO | .914 SV% | 2.45 GAA | 70 GR
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Awards:
S53 SMJHL 1st Team
S53 SMJHL All-Rookie Team
S53 SMJHL Esa Anrikkanen Trophy
S53 SMJHL Tom Corcoran Trophy
S54 SMJHL East All-Star
S54 SMJHL Tom Corcoran Nominee
S55 SMJHL East All-Star
S55 SMJHL King-Kurczewski Gauntlet
S55 Four Star Cup Championship
S56 SMJHL East All-Star
S56 SMJHL 2nd Team
S56 SMJHL King-Kurczewski Gauntlet
S56 Playoff MVP Nominee
S56 SMJHL Tom Corcoran Trophey
S60 Newfoundland Berserker Hall of Fame Inductee
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Transactions:
S53 Drafted #13 OA by the Newfoundland Berserkers
S54 Drafted #23 OA by the Chicago Syndacite
S54 Traded to the Calgary Dragons
S54 Signed a 3yr/$7.5m contract
S56 Signed a 3 yr/$9m contract extension
Olli O'Koivu || G || POR/MIN Retired || S39 Cup Champion
Name: Olli O'Koivu
Age: 31
Birthplace: Finland (Played for Ireland)
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Career Statistics:
SHL Regular Season Totals:
269 GP | 146-89-34 | 20 SO | .910 SV% | 2.75 GAA
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Awards:
S33 All-Rookie Team
S34 Cole Reinhart Trophy
S35 Mike Honcho Trophy
S35 John McBride Trophy
S35 Aiden Richan Trophy
S35 1st Team All-Star
S35 Cole Reinhart Trophy
S37 IIHF Silver Medal
S38 2nd Team All-Star
S38 John McBride Nominee
S38 Ron Mexico Nominee
S39 2nd Team All-Star
S39 John McBride Nominee
S39 Mathias Chouinard Trophy
S39 Challenge Cup
S39 IIHF Bronze Medal
S39 IIHF Top Goalie
S40 Mathias Chouinard Trophy
S41 IIHF Bronze Medal
S41 IIHF Top Goalie
S42 Damian Littleton Nominee
Aleksi O'Koivu-Volkova || G || HAM/CAL Retired || S50 Cup Champion
Name: Aleksi O'Koivu-Volkova
Age: 17
Birthplace: Russia
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S50 Challenge Cup
S51 Bronze IIHF
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Forever remembered Jaywhy:
09-21-2016, 07:10 PM
To say the least, I'm very disappointed to not even be the first goalie off the board. Here I thought people would want the proven guy who runs the sim.
On the bright side...
I GET TO GO TO NEW YORK! FUCK PORTLAND!
JR95 ACP Access
Jabbin' his Jelly Bean
Chris-McZehrl Registered
S18, S23, S27, S34, S37, S46 Challenge Cup Champion
I like the new name
Trevino Retires
Chris McZehrl III - Texas Renegades
Chris McZehrl III - Anchorage Armada
Noooo!
Zsigmond Popovics | Goalie | Maine Timber
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Career Stats:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S77 | OTT | GP: 6 | Wins: 3 | SV%: .907 | GAA: 3.23 | SO: 0
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SMJHL Playoffs:
S77 | OTT | Did Not Play
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WJC Round Robin:
S77 | RHINE | Did Not Play
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WJC Playoffs:
S77 | RHINE | Did Not Play
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Teams/Games Played (including preseason):
As of end S77
Ottawa Highlanders - 6 appearances
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International Teams/Caps (including preseason:
Team Rhine - 0 caps
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Transactions:
S77 Signed as a DFA (Ottawa Highlanders)
S78 SMJHL Draft 51 Overall (Maine Timber)
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Cups and Medals:
S77 SMJHL Western Conference Champions
Leo Bloomfield | Goalie | New England Wolfpack | S53-S64
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Career Stats:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S53 | MET | GP: 24 | Wins: 9 | SV%: .914 | GAA: 3.00 | SO: 0
S54 | MET | GP: 39 | Wins: 14 | SV%: .913 | GAA: 3.40 | SO: 1
S55 | MET | GP: 39 | Wins: 18 | SV%: .902 | GAA: 2.84 | SO: 2
S56 | MET | GP: 39 | Wins: 17 | SV%: .904 | GAA: 2.90 | SO: 2
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SMJHL Playoff:
S55 | MET | GP: 24 | Wins: 14 | SV%: .928 | GAA: 2.58 | SO: 1
S56 | MET | GP: 12 | Wins: 5 | SV%: .905 | GAA: 2.93 | SO: 0
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SHL Regular Season:
S54 | BAP | GP: 1 | Wins: 1 | SV%: .944 | GAA: 1.00 | SO: 0
S57 | NEW | GP: 21 | Wins: 5 | SV%: .921 | GAA: 3.22 | SO: 0
S58 | NEW | GP: 19 | Wins: 5 | SV%: .908 | GAA: 4.17 | SO: 1
S59 | NEW | GP: 18 | Wins: 3 | SV%: .907 | GAA: 4.34 | SO: 0
S60 | NEW | GP: 49 | Wins : 18 | SV%: .905 | GAA: 3.58 | SO: 2
S61 | NEW | GP: 54 | Wins: 30 | SV%: .915 | GAA: 2.86 | SO: 2
S62 | NEW | GP: 55 | Wins: 26 | SV%: .908 | GAA: 3.02 | SO: 2
S63 | NEW | GP: 57 | Wins: 18 | SV%: .910 | GAA: 3.79 | SO: 5
S64 | NEW | GP: 53 | Wins: 10 | SV%: .909 | GAA: 4.24 | SO: 2
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SHL Playoffs:
S57 | NEW | GP: 1 | Wins: 0 | SV%: .999 | GAA. 0.00 | SO: 0
S60: | NEW | GP: 3 | Wins: 1 | SV%: .930 | GAA: 3.58 | SO: 0
S61 | NEW | GP: 4 | Wins: 0 | SV%: .875 | GAA: 7.18 | SO: 0
S62 | NEW | GP: 6 | Wins: 2 | SV%: .936 | GAA: 3.09 | SO: 0
S63 | NEW: GP: 5 | Wins: 1 | SV%: .922 | GAA: 4.26 | SO: 0
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WJC RR stats:
S53 | UCORCAL | GP: 6 | Wins: 4 | SV%: .869 | GAA: 2.34 | SO: 1
S54 | BRI | GP: 8 | Wins: 3 | SV%: .926 | GAA: 2.69 | SO: 1
S55 | BRI | GP: 2 | Wins: 2 | SV%: .946 | GAA: 1.50 | SO: 0
S56 | BRI | GP: 10 | Wins: 4 | SV%: .921 | GAA: 2.19 | SO: 0
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WJC Playoff Stats:
S53 | UCORCAL | Did Not Play |
S54 | BRI | GP: 3 | Wins: 2 | SV%: .900 | GAA: 3.02 | SO: 0
S55 | BRI | Did Not Play |
S56 | BRI | GP: 2 | Wins: 1 | SV%: .826 | GAA: 4.00 | SO: 0
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IIHF RR Stats:
S53 | Ireland | Not Rostered |
S54 | Ireland | Did Not Play |
S55 | Ireland | GP: 4 | Wins: 1 | SV%: .903 | GAA: 4.02 | SO: 0
S56 | Ireland | Did Not Play |
S57 | Ireland | GP: 4 | Wins: 0 | SV%: .882 | GAA: 3.31 | SO: 0
S58 | Ireland | GP: 4 | Wins: 2 | SV%: .942 | GAA: 2.10 | SO: 0
S59 | Ireland | GP: 2 | Wins: 0 | SV%: .851 | GAA: 6.33 | SO: 0
S60 | Ireland | GP: 1 | Wins: 0 | SV%: .935 | GAA: 1.85 | SO: 0
S61 | Ireland | GP: 3 | Wins: 0 | SV%: .904 | GAA: 3.96 | SO: 0
S62 | Ireland | Did Not Play |
S63 | Ireland | Not Rostered |
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IIHF Playoff Stats:
S53 | Ireland | Not Rostered |
S54 | Ireland | Did Not Qualify |
S55 | Ireland | Did Not Qualify |
S56 | Ireland | Did Not Play |
S57 | Ireland | Did Not Qualify |
S58 | Ireland | Did Not Qualify |
S59 | Ireland | Did Not Qualify |
S60 | Ireland | Did Not Qualify |
S61 | Ireland | Did Not Qualify |
S62 | Ireland | Did Not Play |
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Teams/Games Played (including preseason):
As of start S64
Maine Timber - 198 Appearances
New England Wolfpack - 379
Baltimore Platoon - 2 Appearances
Edmonton Blizzard - 0 Appearances
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International Teams/Caps (including preseason):
Ireland - 36
British Isles - 42 Caps
UCORCAL - 9 Caps
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Transactions:
S53 SMJHL Draft 19th Overall (Maine Timber)
S54 SHL Draft 42nd Overall (Baltimore Platoon)
Named Ireland Federation Head
Traded to Edmonton
Became an FA
Signed with New England
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Cups and Medals:
S55 SMJHL Western Conference Champions
WJC Silver Medal (S54)
WJC Bronze Medal (S53)
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League Awards:
Brodie Witzel Trophy (S55 SMJHL Playoff MVP)
Peter Larson Award (S54 Best Goalie WJC)
Brady McIntyre Award Nominee (S54 WJC MVP)
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Team Awards:
Maine Timber MVP (S53,S54,S55)
Rainbow Dash Award (Maine Rookie of the Year)
Alexander Roach Award (MET Special Commendation)
Jasper Clayton Award Nominee (S57,S61)
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Miscellaneous
S54 SMJHL Regular Season Saves Leader
Most Saves by a Rookie in an SMJHL Game (61)*
*correct as of call-up to the SHL
ztevans Registered
S37 Challenge Cup Champion and zcookiez zdealerz
The most legitimate retirement since
this .
(cc: @
Rich @"luketd" since it came up on their podcast recently)
Zach Evans || Forward || Winnipeg Jets
Name: Zach Evans
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 18
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SHL Career Statistics:
S32 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 5, P: 14, +/-: -1, PIMS: 12, H: 59
S33 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 8, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 3, PIMS: 49, H: 106
S34 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 14, P: 28, +/-: 7, PIMS: 46, H: 96
S35 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 26, P: 48, +/-: -4, PIMS: 23, H: 113
S36 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 28, A: 30, P: 58, +/-: 23, PIMS: 51, H: 140
S37 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 24, A: 27, P: 51, +/-: 2, PIMS: 36, H: 220
S38 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27. A: 38, P: 65, +/-: 12, PIMS: 45, H: 158
S39 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 32, P: 47, +/-: 11, PIMS: 43, H: 85
S40 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 31, P: 53, +/-: 11, PIMS: 15, H: 49
S41 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27, A: 35, P: 62, +/-: 26, PIMS: 34, H: 82
S42 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: -3, PIMS: 15, H: 6
S43 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: 11, PIMS: 27, H: 15
S44 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 31, P: 45, +/-: 3, PIMS: 17, H: 17
S45 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 34, P: 49, +/-: 4, PIMS: 2, H: 27
CAREER: GP: 700, G: 257, A: 376, P: 633, +/-: 105, PIMS: 415, H: 1,173
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
S34 (WPG): GP: 5, G: 2, A: 1, P: 3, +/-: 0, PIMS: 4, H: 7
S36 (WPG): GP: 6, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 16
S37 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 11, A: 14, P: 25, +/-: 19, PIMS: 12, H: 81
S38 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 32
S39 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: -2, PIMS: 6, H: 31
S40 (WPG): GP: 14, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 1, PIMS: 13, H: 7
S41 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 8, A: 6, P: 14, +/-: 3, PIMS: 9, H: 26
S43 (WPG): GP: 17, G: 4, A: 9, P: 13, +/-: 11, PIMS: 2, H: 4
S44 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 4, A: 15, P: 19, +/-: 7, PIMS: 0, H: 3
S45 (WPG): GP: 4, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 2
CAREER: GP: 121, G: 46, A: 69, P: 115, +/-: 41, PIMS: 50, H: 209
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S30 (DET): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 12, P: 28, +/-: 8, PIMS: 10, H: 44
S31 (DET): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 23, P: 38, +/-: -2, PIMS: 35, H: 84
CAREER: GP: 100, G: 31, A: 35, P: 66, +/-: 6, PIMS: 45, H: 128
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S30 (DET): GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 2, H: 0
S31 (DET): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 3, PIMS: 0, H: 9
CAREER: GP: 18, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 9
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IIHF Statistics (Russia):
S30: GP: 11, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 7
S32: GP: 13, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, PIMS: 4, H: 17
S33: GP: 11, G: 3, A: 6, P: 9, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 12
S34: GP: 11, G: 6, A: 2, P: 8, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 10
S35: GP: 13, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 4, PIMS: 18, H: 22
S36: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 3, P: 7, +/-: -3, PIMS: 2, H: 5
S37: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: 0, PIMS: 0, H: 8
S38: GP: 13, G: 3, A: 10, P: 13, +/-: 8, PIMS: 4, H: 5
S39: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 2, H: 11
S40: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -6, PIMS: 2, H: 8
S41: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 0, PIMS: 2, H: 7
S42: GP: 10, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/-: 5, PIMS: 0, H: 1
S43: GP: 13, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 6, PIMS: 0, H: 0
S44: GP: 10, G: 4, A: 8, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 0, H: 0
S45: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 1, P: 7, +/-: -13, PIMS: 0, H: 2
CAREER: GP: 167 G: 54, A: 65, P: 119, +/-: 5, PIMS: 40, H: 105
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Transactions and Awards:
Drafted 25th overall by Detroit, S30 SMJHL Entry Draft
S30 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy Winner
Drafted 5th overall by Winnipeg, S31 SHL Entry Draft
S32 Oriens Trophy Winner (Co-GM, Detroit)
S32 IIHF Bronze Medalist
S36 SHL Second-Team All-Star
S37 Challenge Cup Champion
S38 Sergei Karpotsov Trophy Winner
S38 SHL First-Team All-Star
S38 Sarmad Khan Trophy Winner
S38 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner
S38 Damian Littleton Trophy Winner
S38 IIHF Gold Medalist
S43 IIHF Silver Medalist
S44 Challenge Cup Champion
Inducted into SHL Hall of Fame, S47
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Two things are infinite.
Nikolai Evans || Defenseman || HAM/TBB/TEX
Name: Nikolai Evans
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 19
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SHL Career Statistics:
S47 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 1, A: 10, P: 11, +/-: -4, SB: 39, H: 32
S48 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/1: 6, SB: 57, H: 37
S49 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 14, P: 23, +/-: -22, SB: 78, H: 51
S50 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: 4, SB: 64, H: 39
CAREER: GP: 200, G: 22, A: 53, P: 75, +/-: -16, SB: 238, H: 159
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
S48 (HAM): GP: 5, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, SB: 6, H: 3
S49 (TBB): GP: 12, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 0, SB: 20, H: 8
S50 (TBB): GP: 19, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 1, SB: 29, H: 6
CAREER: GP: 36, G: 6, A: 12, P: 18, +/-: 0, SB: 55, H: 17
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S45 (MTL): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 13, P: 20, +/-: -1, SB: 60, H: 25
S46 (MTL/HFX): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: -1, SB: 47, H: 68
CAREER: GP: 100, G: 14, A: 33, P: 47, +/-: -2, SB: 107, H: 93
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S45 (MTL): GP: 6, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -1, SB: 7, H: 4
S46 (HFX): GP: 13, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -4, SB: 18, H: 14
CAREER: GP: 19, G: 5, A: 5, P: 10, +/-: -5, SB: 25, H: 18
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IIHF Statistics (Russia):
S45: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -5, SB: 12, H: 2
S46: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, SB: 11, H: 2
S47: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 7, P: 9, +/-: 2, SB: 17, H: 12
S48: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: -6, SB: 22, H: 0
S49: GP: 15, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: -6, SB: 25, H: 7
CAREER: GP: 61, G: 10, A: 19, P: 29, +/-: -17, SB: 87, H: 23
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WJC Statistics:
S44 (World): GP: 15, G: 6, A: 7, P: 13, +/-: 8, SB: 18, H: 13
S45 (Russia): GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: -13, SB: 33, H: 14
S46 (Russia): GP: 28, G: 9, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 0, SB: 26, H: 14
CAREER: GP: 55, G: 17, A: 32, P: 48, +/-: -5, SB: 77, H: 41
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Transactions and Awards:
Drafted 1st overall by Montreal, S45 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 1st overall by Hamilton, S46 SHL Entry Draft
Traded to Halifax Raiders during S46 SMJHL season
Traded to Tampa Bay Barracuda prior to S49 SHL season
S48 Fantasy Global Champion
S50 Mathias Chouinard Trophy Winner
I'll finish updating this at some point
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The Russian Prince
Zdenko Beranek || Winger || Quebec City Citadelles
Name: Zdenko Beranek
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 175 lbs
Number: 27
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S55 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 6, A: 15, P: 21, +/-: -22, PIMS: 6
S56 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 10, A: 27, P: 37, +/-: 9, PIMS: 20
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Transactions and Awards:
Drafted 1st overall by Quebec City, S55 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 18th overall by Seattle, S56 SHL Entry Draft
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Le Petite Chèvre
Good_Ole_Kimmy All-Star Committee
NOT TUMMY
Posts: 1,825
Threads: 50
Joined: Jul 2018
Reputation:
63
Discord: GoodOleKimmy#9161
Pronouns: He/Him
Player:
Jolmi Koivu
07-02-2020, 07:48 AM ztevans Wrote: The most legitimate retirement since this .
(cc: @Rich @"luketd" since it came up on their podcast recently)lmfao what even is that
(Sig Credit: toedragon84)
Jolmi Koivu || RW/C || Colorado Raptors || 289TPE
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S55 - COL || 66GP || 12G ||23A || 35P || +/-: 9 || 129 SOG
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Player History
Drafted Round 3 pick 36 to Colorado Raptors
Andrew Martin || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || 722TPE
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S42 - COL || 50GP || 8G || 8A || 16P || +/-: -1 || 44 SOG
S43 - COL/VAN || 50GP || 16G || 32A || 48P || +/-: 15 || 124 SOG
S44 - VAN || 50GP || 16G || 33A || 49P || +/-: 8 || 113 SOG
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SMJHL Playoff Stats
S42 - COL || 4GP || 0G || 2A || 2P || +/-: 0 || 5 SOG
S43 - VAN || 10GP || 7G || 4A|| 11P || +/-: 4 || 23 SOG
S44 || 14GP || 6G || 7A || 13P || +/-: 0 || 33SOG
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IIHF Stats
S43 - GER || 12GP || 0G || 0A || 0P || +/-: -3 || 5SOG
S44 - GER || 1GP || 0G || 0A || 0P || +/-: 0 || 0SOG
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S44 - HAM || 50GP || 12G || 13A || 25P || +/-: -13 || 95SOG
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Player History
S42:
Drafted 46th Overall by Colorado Raptors
Named Alternate Captain of the Colorado Raptors
Signed 1 year 3 million dollar deal with Raptors
S43:
Drafted 17th Overall by Hamilton Steelhawks
Signed 1 year 3 million dollar deal with the Steelhawks
Traded to Vancouver Whalers from Colorado Raptors
Won the S43 Four Star Cup with the Vancouver Whalers
S44:
Signed 1 year 2 million dollar deal with the Steelhawks