Remember Brian Morley? Neither do we...

Rumors are beginning to circulate about a possibly high-level job offered to the retired hall of famer from his old club, the Los Angeles Panthers. Morley played his entire career with the Panthers and still to this day leads the team in career goals and career points, which is incredible given how unremarkable of a guy he was.

"What Morley brings to the table is truly an elite level of skill that we've never seen in this area before. His work will truly revolutionize how things are done in this field," said Niclas Wastlund, owner and all-around good dude.

What exactly the job will entail remains to be seen, as it is being kept under wraps pretty tightly. We attempted to reach Morley for comment but honestly, we thought he died like five years ago so we have no idea where to even look for him.

More to follow...