So Iguess Bork Lazer is directing this to all the General Managers of the Simulation Hockey League. Bork Lazer is letting you know that he intends on being a Restricted Free Agent after this season. Talking with General Manager @
JKortesi81 we have come to the agreement and allowance of you General Managers to either talk to to him or talk to me. What you would be getting from Bork Lazer if the price is right, is a max earning defense first player. Next season I should be in the 700 total points earned and counting. More than enough for a team in a rebuilding stage or older players getting struck by regression. I think snagging Bork Lazer would be the right move for your locker room as he has dealt with rebuilds before and will not get down when the going gets tough.
There are two things Bork Lazer is looking for.
1. Nice paycheck, not everyone can get a job in the Simulation Hockey League. Even when Bork has the qualifications. Bork Lazer let's his actions do the talking for him on and off the ice. Bork Lazer gets the job done no matter what it is. However you have to pay the right price for good service. You know what they say. You buy cheap you buy twice.
2. Bork Lazer will be above 700 total points earned more than likely which means he would like to make his way to the big leagues. Bork Lazer has enjoyed punking out simps in the J but now it's time to start punking out simps in the bigs.
This media is not here to make money. I'll take the money given do not get me wrong but this is more of a message. If you want Bork Lazers talents and are willing to pay. Contact New Orleans Specters General Managers and myself to see what we can get going.
Bork is a Chad and will get paid like a chad
bluesfan55
pay this Chad the Chad-like money he deserves
Sebastien Regazzoni || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || 1276 TPE Birthplace: Bern, Switzerland Height/Weight: 6'3", 200 lbs SHL Stats S71 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 17 A: 25 PTS: 42 +/-: -23 PIM: 32 H: 75 S72 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 28 A: 31 PTS: 59 PIMS: 55 +/-: 7 H: 89 S73 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 24 A: 33 PTS: 57 PIMS: 34 +/-: -2 H: 81 S74 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 37 PTS: 49 PIMS: 43 +/-: -8 H: 83 S75 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 11 A: 51 PTS: 62 PIMS: 39 +/-: 22 H: 66 SHL Playoff Stats S71 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 2 A: 1 PTS: 3 +/-: -5 PIM: 2 H: 5 S72 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 0 +/-: -5 PIM: 0 H: 7 SMJHL Stats S67 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 25 A: 21 PTS: 46 +/-: -5 PIM: 6 H: 107 S68 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 41 PTS: 61 +/-: 5 PIM: 30 H: 138 S69 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 33 PTS: 53 +/-: -3 PIM: 18 H: 142 S70 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 23 PTS: 35 +/-: -54 PIM: 28 H: 78 Career SMJHL Regular Season Stats GP: 264 G: 77 A: 118 PTS: 195 +/-: -57 PIM: 82 H: 465 SMJHL Playoff Stats S67 || ANC || GP: 5 G: 4 A: 1 PTS: 5 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 H: 11 S68 || ANC || GP: 10 G: 4 A: 3 PTS: 7 +/-: 7 PIM: 4 H: 24 Career Milestones Drafted 20th overall by Anchorage, S67 SMJHL Draft Drafted 4th overall by Hamilton, S68 SHL Draft Voted Anchorage Armada captain, S69
Mitchell van der Heijden || C || Philadelphia Forge || 925 TPE Birthplace: Alkmaar, Netherlands Height/Weight: 6'2", 205 lbs SHL Stats S54 | NOLA | GP: 50 G: 8 A: 10 PTS: 18 PIMS: 16 +/-: 0 H: 24 S55 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 19 PTS: 34 PIMS: 14 +/-: 2 H: 70 S56 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 16 A: 11 PTS: 27 PIMS: 26 +/-: -17 H: 65 S57 | NEW | GP: 66 G: 20 A: 28 PTS: 48 PIMS: 10 +/-: -37 H: 62 S58 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 22 A: 38 PTS: 60 PIMS: 22 +/-: 25 H: 92 S59 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 21 A: 37 PTS: 58 PIMS: 29 +/-: 37 H: 101 S60 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 49 A: 50 P: 99 PIMS: 6 +/-: 14 H: 97 S61 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 57 PTS: 87 PIMS: 10 +/-: 49 H: 122 S62 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 48 A: 38 PTS: 86 PIMS: 8 +/-: 32 H: 105 S63 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 51 PTS: 81 PIMS: 18 +/-: 47 H: 103 S64 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 43 PTS: 73 PIMS: 8 +/-: 9 H: 103 S65 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 13 A: 37 PTS: 50 PIMS: 20 +/-: 25 H: 134 S66 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 15 A: 24 PTS: 39 PIMS: 30 +/-: -19 H: 116 S67 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 8 A: 27 PTS: 35 PIMS: 20 +/-: 4 H: 140 Career Regular Season Stats GP: 876 G: 325 A: 470 PTS: 795 PIMS: 237 +/-: 172 H: 1338 SHL Playoff Stats S54 | NOLA | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 5 PTS: 12 PIMS: 4 +/-: 1 S56 | NEW | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 4 +/-: -4 S57 | NEW | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: 0 S58 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 3 A: 7 PTS: 10 PIMS: 2 +/-: 2 S59 | HAM | GP: 11 G: 2 A: 5 PTS: 7 PIMS: 0 +/-: 4 S60 | HAM | GP: 10 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5 S61 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 9 A: 16 PTS: 25 S62 | HAM | GP: 14 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19 S63 | HAM | GP: 25 G: 10 A: 12 PTS: 22 S64 | HAM | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 17 PTS: 24 S65 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 4 A: 5 PTS: 9 S66 | PHI | G: 7 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 S67 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 4 PTS: 4 Total SHL Playoff Stats GP: 172 G: 55 A: 93 PTS: 148 SMJHL Stats S50 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 14 PTS: 28 PIMS: 6 +/-: -1 H: 21 S51 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 27 PTS: 47 PIMS: 17 -/+: 11 H: 15 S52 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 28 PTS: 53 PIMS: 29 +/-: 7 H: 62 S53 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 26 A: 26 PTS: 52 PIMS: 24 +/-: 12 H: 109 Total SMJHL Reg. Season Stats GP: 200 G: 85 A: 95 PTS: 180 PIMS: 79 +/-: 29 H: 207 SMJHL Playoff Stats S50 | ANC | GP: 11 G: 1 A: 4 PTS: 5 PIMS: 0 +/-: -6 S51 | ANC | GP: 12 G: 5 A: 7 PTS: 12 PIMS: 2 +/-: 7 S52 | ANC | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S53 | ANC | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1 Total SMJHL Playoff Stats GP: 41 G: 8 A: 16 PTS: 24 PIMS: 2 +/-: 1 Accolades Won S51 4 Star Cup with Anchorage Won Silver Medal with Switzerland, S51 IIHF named best forward, S51 WJC named to second team all SMJHL, S52 named Anchorage alternate captain, S51/S52 named Anchorage captain, S53 named first team all SMJHL, S53 won Ideen Fallah Award (SMJHL Awards Committee MVP), S53 named SMJHL All-Star, S51-S53 won S54 Challenge Cup with New Orleans scored Challenge Cup-winning goal, S54 named New England alternate captain, S55 #15 retired by the Anchorage Armada Challenge Cup winner with Hamilton, S58/S61/S63 SHL All-Star, S60-S63 Karpovtsov and McDonald winner, S60 Sarmad Khan winner, S60 Ron Mexico winner, S60 First Team All-SHL, S60 Gold medal winner with Switzerland, S65 Member of the Triple Gold Club SHL Hall of Famer Draft Things drafted 11th by Anchorage in S50 SMJHL Draft drafted 13th overall by New Orleans in S51 SHL Draft Joseph Lombardi || RW || Anchorage Armada co-GM || 969 TPE Name: Joseph Lombardi Position: Right Wing Birthplace: Voorhees, NJ, USA (transferred to Ireland) Height: very short (5'3") Weight: 145 lbs SHL Regular Season Stats S38 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 13 A: 9 PTS: 22 PIMS: 6 +/-: -10 S39 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 12 A: 8 PTS: 20 PIMS: 8 +/-: -10 S40 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 15 PTS: 29 PIMS: 7 +/-: 9 S41 | MIN | GP: 50 G: 7 A: 6 PTS: 13 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3 S42 | MIN/SEA | GP: 47 G: 14 A: 20 PTS: 34 PIMS: 6 +/-: 4 S43 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 26 PTS: 46 PIMS: 8 +/-: 5 S44 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 18 A: 17 PTS: 35 PIMS: 18 +/-: -16 S45 | SEA/TOR | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 20 PTS: 40 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S46 | TOR | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 23 PTS: 48 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0 S47 | EDM | GP: 50 G: 17 A: 23 PTS: 40 PIMS: 10 +/-: 26 S48 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 21 A: 17 PTS: 38 PIMS: 10 +/-: 5 S49 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 6 A: 20 PTS: 26 +/-: -8 PIMS: 13 S50 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 11 PTS: 26 PIMS: 10 +/-: 15 Career Stats GP: 647 G: 202 A: 215 PTS: 417 PIMS: 96 +/-: 14 SHL Playoff Stats S38 | SFP | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 6 +/-: -3 S39-S40 | SFP | Missed playoffs S41 | MIN | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0 S42 | SEA | missed playoffs S43 | SEA | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 6 PTS: 6 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S44 | SEA | missed playoffs S45 | TOR | GP: 5 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S46 | TOR | GP: 7 G: 2 A: 7 PTS: 9 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1 S47 | EDM | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3 S48 | SFP | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: -4 S49 | SFP | missed playoffs S50 | SFP | GP: 4 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0 Career Playoff Stats all you need to know is that I was shit SMJHL Regular Season Stats S35 | STL | GP: 50 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: -1 S36 | STL | GP: 50 G: 10 A: 7 PTS: 17 PIMS: 4 +/-: 0 S37 | STL | GP: 44 G: 16 A: 15 PTS: 31 PIMS: 8 +/-: -4 Total Stats: GP: 144 G: 27 A: 22 PTS: 49 PIMS: 14 +/-: -5 SMJHL Playoff Stats S35 | STL | GP: 7 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 +/-: 1 S36 | STL | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 +/-: -1 S37 | STL | GP: 13 G: 4 A: 10 PTS: 14 +/-: -3 Total Stats: GP: 26 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19 +/-: -3 Things I've Done Selected 40th overall in S35 SMJHL Draft by STL Selected 30th overall in S36 SHL Entry Draft by POR Won some team awards with the Crows, but no cup won Presidents Trophy with San Francisco in S38 won a silver medal with Ireland (S38) won two bronze medals with Ireland (S39, S41) won a shit ton of golds with Ireland (S42-47) was traded by San Francisco to Minnesota before S41 Traded to Seattle by Minnesota before S42 Trade Deadline traded to Toronto by Seattle before S45 trade deadline signed a one year, $6 million contract with Edmonton signed a one year, $4.5 million contract with San Fransisco named Pride alternate captain for S48 won president's trophy with SFP (s50) writes haters guides where I shit on every team
ty to @High Stick King @EvilAllBran and @
Ragnar for the sigs
SlashACM
2 mil, take it or take it
Aleister Cain - S42-S57 HOF GOALIE- CLASS OF S60- SECOND BALLOT S54 CHALLENGE CUP S54 RAZOV
Ville Kurri - S57-S70 BEST SMJHL DEFENSIVE FORWARD S60 That's pretty much it
Rotti
@
Frick_Nasty Bork more like Dork
Rotticus Scott||LW||4x Cup Winner||S54||2k+ TPE ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Career Stats SMJHL Career Regular Season G: 35, A: 81, P: 116 PPG: .59 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Stats SMJHL Career Post-Season GP: 61 G: 17, A: 24, P: 38 PPG: .62 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Achievements 3x Conference Champion. 2x President's Trophy Winner WJC 2x Gold, Silver medal 4-Star Cup Champion S56 Ronan O'Keefe award winner (Top Playoff Scorer) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Statistics S57: G: 25 A: 34 P: 59 S58: G: 9 A: 26 P: 35 S59: G: 24 A: 40 P: 64 S60: G: 28 A: 41 P: *69* S61: G: 24 A: 40 P: 64 S62: G: 34 A: 49 P: 83 S63: G: 21 A: 42 P: 62 S64: G: 40 A: 26 P: 66 Totals: G:205 A: 297 P: 502 (.95 PPG) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Achievements Ryan Jesster Rookie of the Year S57 President's Trophy S57. S60 Challenge Cup Winner S56, S58, S61, S63 IIHF Gold Medal S57 (as GM), S58 as player Quad Gold Club Tommi Koivu || LD || S66 || S69 IIHF Gold || 1900+ TPE
08-01-2020, 10:54 PM Geekusoid Wrote:
Stand firm buddy. 10x10 all the way!
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