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I'm amazing on the ice obviously, but the one thing I'm super terrible at is picking out presents for friends. Like, I know them well enough to know what they like, but you know what that $20 foot bath massager looks amazing and won't break my bank.
Nathan Thomas has never been smooth with the ladies. He rather block a 100 MPH slapshot then try and hit on a perfect 10 on his own. He gets flustered and nervous almost every time he starts trying to be a ladies man. On the side note his friends find it hilarious and always say how good it makes them look!
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Retired | RD | Nathan Thomas | S55 Career J stats: | MET 197 GP | 24 G | 45 A | 69 PTS | Career stats: | SFP/PHI 660 GP | 102 G | 229 A | 331 PTS | 835 H | 1067 blk | 200 PIM
C | Cale Salad | S68 |
S68 | 4 Star Cup
While Reginald MacIntyre has rarely been defeated at the game of drink outside the rink, he has never been terribly capable of dance, even when sober. Booze just makes it worse. But booze also makes everyone else not care as much. He has also mangled many a karaoke night with his singing voice for print.
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Speedwagon | MAN | REG | GB | 7th SHL Season SHL Regular Season S62: 66 GP | 16 G, 26 A (42 P), 134 SOG | -53 | 24 PIM | 59 H, 107 SB S63: 66 GP | 8 G, 19 A (27 P), 121 SOG | -50 | 20 PIM | 13 H, 108 SB S64: 66 GP | 11 G, 28 A (29 P), 100 SOG | -50 | 36 PIM | 109 H, 114 SB S65: 66 GP | 21 G, 26 A (47 P), 156 SOG | -30 | 38 PIM | 88 H, 120 SB S66: 66 GP | 9 G, 47 A (56 P), 122 SOG | -9 | 18 PIM | 120 H, 59 SB S67: 66 GP | 16 G, 52 A (68 P), 54 SOG | +14 | 38 PIM | 139 H, 51 SB Career: 396 GP | 81 G, 188 A (269 P), 771 SOG | -178 | 174 PIM | 528 H, 559 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Postseason S65: 5 GP | 3 G, 2 A (5 P), 7 SOG | -2 | 0 PIM | 5 H, 11 SB S66: 4 GP | 1 G, 4 A (5 P), 11 SOG | -7 | 0 PIM | 7 H, 5 SB S67: 27 GP | 6 G, 25 A (31 P), 58 SOG | +3 | 14 PIM | 61 H, 31 SB Career: 36 GP | 10 G, 31 A (41 P), 76 SOG | -6 | 14 PIM | 73 H, 77 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF Championships S63: 12 GP | 1 G, 1 A (2 P), 9 SOG | +1 | 0 PIM | 8 H, 2 SB S64: 13 GP | 2 G, 5 A (7 P), 21 SOG | +2 | 20 PIM | 13 H, 8 SB S65: 13 GP | 4 G, 3 A (7 P), 30 SOG | +5 | 2 PIM | 9 H, 14 SB S66: 12 GP | 3 G, 4 A (7 P), 13 SOG | -2 | 6 PIM | 9 H, 10 SB Career 50 GP | 10 G, 13 A (23 P), 73 SOG | +6 | 28 PIM | 39 H, 34 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season S57: 30 GP | 2 G, 5 A (7 P), 21 SOG | +3 | 2 PIM | 12 H, 12 SB S58: 66 GP | 4 G, 16 A (20 P), 88 SOG | +11 | 14 PIM | 52 H, 48 SB S59: 66 GP | 17 G, 12 A (29 P), 140 SOG | +14 | 16 PIM | 35 H, 75 SB S60: 66 GP | 18 G, 21 A (39 P), 146 SOG | +28 | 6 PIM | 38 H, 55 SB S61: 66 GP | 17 G, 27 A (44 P), 119 SOG | -7 | 29 PIM | 76 H, 139 SB Career: 294 GP | 58 G, 81 A (139 P), 514 SOG | +49 | 67 PIM | 213 H, 329 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Postseason S57: 14 GP | 2 G, 1 A (3 P), 11 SOG | +1 | 2 PIM | 3 H, 15 SB S58: 15 GP | 3 G, 5 A (8 P), 23 SOG | +10 | 0 PIM | 18 H, 13 SB S59: 12 GP | 1 G, 7 A (8 P), 18 SOG | Ev | 0 PIM | 9 H, 16 SB S60: 16 GP | 0 G, 12 A (12 P), 32 SOG | +13 | 0 PIM | 7 H, 20 SB S61: 4 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P), 8 SOG | -1 | 0 PIM | 7 H, 11 SB Career: 61 GP | 6 G, 28 A (34 P), 92 SOG | +23 | 2 PIM | 44 H, 75 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- World Junior Championship S57 (BRI): 12 GP | 0 G, 2 A (2 P), 5 SOG | Ev | 0 PIM | 5 H, 4 SB S58 (FIN): 15 GP | 4 G, 5 A (9 P), 21 SOG | +9 | 2 PIM | 17 H, 10 SB S59 (BRI): 13 GP | 2 G, 2 A (4 P), 15 SOG | -1 | 4 PIM | 6 H, 17 SB S60 (BRI): 15 GP | 1 G, 5 A (6 P), 30 SOG | -2 | 4 PIM | 12 H, 17 SB S61 (BRI): 12 GP | 1 G, 6 A (7 P), 32 SOG | Ev | 8 PIM | 7 H, 23 SB Career: 67 GP | 8 G, 20 A (28 P), 103 SOG | +6 | 18 PIM | 47 H, 71 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions S57: Signed DFA contract with VAN S58: Drafted 13th overall to NLB S59: Drafted 12th overall to MAN S61: Drafted to REG in the Expansion Draft ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Awards and Honors 1x SHL Eastern Conference Champion - S67 1x SHL All-Rookie Forward - S62 1x Four Star Cup - S60 1x Laurifer Trophy - S60 2x WJC Gold Medal - S58, S60 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- #71 Reginald MacIntyre | MAN | GB | Retired (S42 - S57) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season S42: 50 GP | 3 G, 16 A (19 P) | -19 | 17 PIM | 32 H, 92 SB S43: 50 GP | 7 G, 26 A (33 P) | -13 | 38 PIM | 81 H, 74 SB S44: 50 GP | 3 G, 15 A (18 P) | -10 | 54 PIM | 133 H, 80 SB S45: 50 GP | 5 G, 19 A (24 P) | -18 | 82 PIM | 143 H, 69 SB S46: 50 GP | 3 G, 22 A (25 P) | -8 | 52 PIM | 133 H, 82 SB S47: 50 GP | 5 G, 15 A (20 P) | -24 | 32 PIM | 120 H, 82 SB S48: 50 GP | 2 G, 20 A (22 P) | -21 | 49 PIM | 109 H, 78 SB S49: 50 GP | 9 G, 29 A (38 P) | +17 | 48 PIM | 76 H, 88 SB S50: 50 GP | 4 G, 22 A (26 P) | +5 | 52 PIM | 98 H, 79 SB S51: 50 GP | 11 G, 24 A (35 P) | +18 | 12 PIM | 35 H, 59 SB S52: 50 GP | 11 G, 21 A (32 P) | +13 | 22 PIM | 15 H, 55 SB S53: 50 GP | 6 G, 18 A (24 P) | +22 | 49 PIM | 59 H, 49 SB S54: 50 GP | 8 G, 22 A (30 P) | +25 | 24 PIM | 119 H, 53 SB S55: 50 GP | 5 G, 7 A (12 P) | -3 | 12 PIM | 90 H, 41 SB S56: 50 GP | 4 G, 8 A (12 P) | +8 | 10 PIM | 55 H, 29 SB S57: 66 GP | 3 G, 20 A (23 P) | +18 | 2 PIM | 131 H, 70 SB Career: 816 GP | 89 G, 304 A (393 P) | +10 | 555 PIM | 1429 H, 1080 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Postseason S46: 12 GP | 1 G, 8 A (9 P) | -1 | 24 PIM | 32 H, 15 SB S47: 05 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | -6 | 4 PIM | 11 H, 6 SB S49: 11 GP | 0 G, 11 A (11 P) | -2 | 10 PIM | 28 H, 24 SB S50: 06 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | +2 | 8 PIM | 18 H, 9 SB S51: 12 GP | 2 G, 2 A (4 P) | -9 | 4 PIM | 14 H, 10 SB S52: 19 GP | 3 G, 12 A (15 P) | +4 | 10 PIM | 15 H, 25 SB S53: 06 GP | 1 G, 1 A (2 P) | +4 | 0 PIM | 15 H, 7 SB S54: 04 GP | 0 G, 0 A (0 P) | -4 | 0 PIM | 14 H, 5 SB S55: 07 GP | 0 G, 0 A (0 P) | Ev | 10 PIM | 15 H, 7 SB S56: 06 GP | 1 G, 0 A (1 P) | -2 | 0 PIM | 8 H, 6 SB S57: 07 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | -1 | 0 PIM | 16 H, 2 SB Career: 95 GP | 8 G, 39 A (47 P) | -15 | 62 PIM | 186 H, 116 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF Championship S40: 13 GP | 1 G, 2 A (3 P) | +5 | 2 PIM | 9 H, 8 SB S41: 13 GP | 0 G, 0 A (0 P) | -1 | 2 PIM | 5 H, 1 SB S42: 11 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | +2 | 0 PIM | 8 H, 8 SB S43: 10 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | +2 | 6 PIM | 14 H, 4 SB S44: 10 GP | 1 G, 1 A (2 P) | +2 | 0 PIM | 12 H, 17 SB S45: 11 GP | 0 G, 2 A (2 P) | -2 | 6 PIM | 25 H, 24 SB S46: 15 GP | 2 G, 2 A (4 P) | -10 | 10 PIM | 35 H, 22 SB S47: 15 GP | 4 G, 12 A (16 P) | +14 | 8 PIM | 37 H, 17 SB S48: 12 GP | 1 G, 5 A (6 P) | Ev | 6 PIM | 17 H, 10 SB S49: 15 GP | 2 G, 10 A (12 P) | Ev | 12 PIM | 22 H, 15 SB S50: 12 GP | 4 G, 7 A (11 P) | -1 | 8 PIM | 15 H, 11 SB S51: 12 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | -2 | 2 PIM | 8 H, 20 SB S52: 15 GP | 3 G, 4 A (7 P) | +4 | 0 PIM | 4 H, 16 SB S53: 14 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | +6 | 2 PIM | 8 H, 10 SB S54: 15 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | +1 | 18 PIM | 33 H, 12 SB S55: 15 GP | 1 G, 4 A (5 P) | +6 | 0 PIM | 20 H, 11 SB S56: 15 GP | 0 G, 2 A (2 P) | Ev | 4 PIM | 24 H, 6 SB S57: 15 GP | 1 G, 0 A (1 P) | -4 | 2 PIM | 18 H, 10 SB Career: 238 GP | 20 G, 62 A (82 P) | +23 | 88 PIM | 314 H, 222 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season S40: 50 GP | 2 G, 12 A (14 P) | +5 | 10 PIM | 25 H, 42 SB S41: 49 GP | 4 G, 21 A (25 P) | -7 | 46 PIM | 81 H, 73 SB Career: 99 GP | 6 G, 33 A (39 P) | -2 | 56 PIM | 106 H, 115 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Postseason S40: 05 GP | 0 G, 2 A (2 P) | -3 | 2 PIM | 8 H, 4 SB S41: 05 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | -2 | 4 PIM | 1 H, 3 SB Career: 10 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | -5 | 6 PIM | 9 H, 7 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- World Junior Championship S39: 03 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | +1 | 0 PIM | 6 H, 0 SB S40: 09 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | Ev | 4 PIM | 5 H, 4 SB S41: 13 GP | 4 G, 5 A (9 P) | +2 | 6 PIM | 11 H, 22 SB Career: 25 GP | 4 G, 9 A (13 P) | +3 | 10 PIM | 22 H, 26 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions S40: Drafted 9th by HAL, signed for 1 yr, $3M S41: Drafted 5th by MAN, signed for 3 yrs, $9M S41: Traded from HAL to VAN S43: Extended with MAN for 3 yrs, $9M S46: Extended with MAN for 5 yrs, $20M S51: Extended with MAN for 3 yrs, $12M S54: Extended with MAN for 3 yrs, $12M S57: Retired from the SHL ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Awards and Honors 1x SHL Challenge Cup Champion - S52 1x SHL Eastern Conference Champion - S52 7x SHL Divisional Champion - S46, S51, S52, S54, S55, S56, S57 4x IIHF Gold Medalist - S41, S47, S52, S55 6x IIHF Silver Medalist - S40, S46, S49, S54, S56, S57 1x IIHF Bronze Medalist - S53 3x MAN Captain - S47-S49 3x MAN Alternate Captain - S44-S46 1x HAL Alternate Captain - S41 1x SMJHL Laurifer Trophy - S41 1x Zach Miller Trophy - S41 1x Elias Armia Trophy - S41 1x WJC Silver Medal - S40 1x WJC Bronze Medal - S41 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Unofficial Awards Protato (highest P/20 while holding the Hot Potato) - S49
Defense is what michael fitted sucks at he doesnt even try to play it. Never once will he ever play d what the fuck is that sounds pretty lame not my style .
2x 4Star Cup Champ s49 s50
1x commissioners excellence award s 50
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Thorbjorn Gunnarson, while lighting up the SMJHL with his silky mitts and absolute cannon of a shot he has one big struggle in his life and that's with his cooking ability. He's absolutely dreadful. The only man who is able to burn ice cream and freeze toast. If you're asking someone to cook something for you look anywhere but to Thorbjorn.
[img=0x0]https://sig.grumpybumpers.com/host/glswenson.gif[/img]Thorbjö rn Gunnarson || Anchorage Chad Johnson || Co-GM || San Francisco Biological father of Gabriel Johnson Jonas Larsen || Retired || San Francisco || Anchorage Name: Jonas Larsen Birthplace: Skien, Norway Height: 6'3" Weight: 200 lbs Number: 25 S47 SMJHL Draft: Undrafted S48 SHL Draft: 24th Overall ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SHL Regular Season: S50 | 50 GP | 3 G | 3 A | 6 P | +1 | 12 H S51 | 50 GP | 4 G | 5 A | 9 P | -9 | 42 H S52 | 50 GP | 9 G | 4 A | 13 P | -2 | 9 H SMJHL Regular Season: S47 | 50 GP | 5 G | 7 A | 12 P | -7 | 33 H S48 | 50 GP | 17 G | 18 A | 35 P | +2 | 50 H S49 | 50 GP | 12 G | 17 A | 29 P | -2 | 46 H SMJHL Playoffs: S47 | 4 GP | 0 G | 0 A| 0 P| 0 | 5 H S48 | 12 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | -10 | 9 H S49 | 13 GP | 3 G | 1 A | 4 P | -3 | 9 H
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Sammy Blaze is terrible at sex. He tries very hard at it, but he always gets it horribly wrong. He once blinded a woman, and not in the way you may think (his pants were still on).
Toivo
Elijah Jones can't hang with the young guns on fortnite. He can get some kills off the bat, but when the game turns into a building game, the youngins smoke him.
Velevra
Akira Ren has always struggled at “shooter” video games. His teammates often like to play games like Fornite when on roadtrips and Ren can never seem to quite get the grasp of it and is often the first one to die!
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Colin Lambert doesn't like to touch the seat of public toilets, causing him to have lousy aim. There have been several times where his St. Louis teammates were met with a steamy surprise staring them down on the floor next to the toilet in the bathroom stall.
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You've proven yourself of being quite capable as a hockey player, but what is something you're absolutely terrible at? Write about your player's off-ice woes, whatever they are laughably bad at. (25 words min.)
On the ice, I'm quite the goal scorer. But one thing I simply can't do off the ice is ride a bike. It's something that I just can't get the hang off. I've been trying to do it since I was a little kid but I can't get the right balance to pull it off.
Calogero Crudelli || LW || Winnipeg Jets || Team Latvia || Italian Stallion Name: Calogero Crudelli Age: 19 Birthplace: Agrigento, Sicily Height: 6'2" Weight: 235 lbs Number: 8 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SHL Regular Season: TBD SHL Playoffs: TBD SMJHL Regular Season: S48 | 50 GP | 15 G | 11 A | 26 P | -6 | 7 PPP | 14 PIM | 43 HIT | 7 SB S47 | 50 GP | 7 G | 7 A | 14 P | -27 | 3 PPP | 14 PIM | 48 HIT | 8 SB TOT | 100 GP | 22 G | 18 A | 40 P | -33 | 10 PPP | 28 PIM | 91 HIT | 15 SB SMJHL Playoffs: S48 | 6 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | +2 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 2 HIT | 0 SB S47 | 4 GP | 3 G | 1 A | 4 P | +1 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 4 HIT | 0 SB TOT | 10 GP | 4 G | 4 A | 8 P | +3 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 6 HIT | 0 SB SMJHL Prospect Showcase: S47 | 23 GP | 17 G | 11 A | 28 P | -6 | 7 PPP | 2 PIM | 31 HIT | 14 SB ------------------------------------------------------------ International Career: IIHF Round Robin: TBD IIHF Medal Round: TBD WJC Round Robin: S48 | 14 GP | 3 G | 5 A | 8 P | +2 | 1 PPP | 0 PIM | 18 HIT | 2 SB S47 | 27 GP | 4 G | 6 A | 10 P | -10 | 4 PPP | 6 PIM | 21 HIT | 5 SB S46 | 27 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | -6 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 8 HIT | 1 SB TOT | 68 GP | 8 G | 14 A | 22 P | -14 | 5 PPP | 8 PIM | 47 HIT | 8 SB WJC Medal Round: S48 | 1 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -1 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 0 HIT | 0 SB S47 | 1 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -1 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 1 HIT | 1 SB S46 | 1 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -1 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 0 HIT | 0 SB TOT | 3 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -3 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 1 HIT | 1 SB ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Signing and Draft: Signed a 2 yrs/$5,000,000 contract with the Winnipeg Jets Selected 5th OVR (1st Round) by the Winnipeg Jets in the S48 SHL Entry Draft Signed a 1 yr/$3,000,000 contract with the Colorado Raptors Selected 11th OVR (2nd Round) by the Colorado Raptors in the S47 SMJHL Entry Draft ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards and Achievements: S47 Colorado Raptors ROTY Award
Since Björn went to school it became clear he wasn't the sharpest person, almost any knowledge takes quite long to stick with him and he seems pretty clueless about what is going on around him.
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#10 Jani Mänty || Center || Finland || Hamilton Steelhawks Great Falls Grizzlies Alumni Hometown: Sonkajärvi, Finland Height: 6ft 5in || Weight:222 lbs ----SMJHL Regular Season Stats---- S75: GFG - 66GP | 36G | 41A | 77P | +22 | 31PIM | 73HIT | 58SB S74: GFG - 66GP | 22G | 35A | 57P | -11 | 20PIM | 93HIT | 42SB S73: GFG - 66GP | 14G | 13A | 27P | -24 | 37PIM | 84HIT | 50SB S72: GFG - 66GP | 20G | 28A | 48P | -34 | 18PIM | 121HIT | 50SB S71: ANC - 7GP | 2G | 1A | 3P | -1 | 0PIM | 14HIT | 8SB ----SMJHL Playoff Stats---- S74: GFG - 5GP | 1G | 2A | 3P | -2 | 2PIM | 8HIT | 1SB S73: GFG - 14GP | 2G | 10A | 12P | +0 | 2PIM | 24HIT | 10SB S71: ANC - 6GP | 0G | 1A | 1P | -1 | 0PIM | 12HIT | 5SB ----Career moments---- Elected as Captain of Great Falls Grizzlies for Season 75 Season 74 WJC Gold with Team Norden Elected as Alternate Captain of Great Falls Grizzlies for Season 74 Season 73 WJC Bronze with Team Finland Season 71 WJC Bronze with Team Finland Drafted in 73th SHL draft #9 overall by Hamilton Steelhawks Drafted in 72th SMJHL draft #2 overall by Great Falls Grizzlies Joined Anchorage Armada as DFA for end of S71 #52 Björn Leppänen || Defence || Finland || Retired Peak TPE 2225 Texas Renegades Alumni Vancouver Whalers Alumni Hometown: Parainen, Finland Height: 5ft 11in || Weight:183 lbs ----SHL Regular Season Stats---- 17 Sesons | TEX - 1026GP | 147G | 358A | 505P | +169 | 452PIM | 1684HIT | 1348SB S67: TEX - 66GP | 3G | 13A | 16P | -30| 34PIM | 46HIT | 120SB S66: TEX - 66GP | 12G | 23A | 35P | -19 | 56PIM | 107HIT | 115SB S65: TEX - 66GP | 10G | 26A | 36P | -16 | 14PIM | 104HIT | 120SB S64: TEX - 66GP | 15G | 24A | 39P | +24 | 10PIM | 67HIT | 50SB S63: TEX - 66GP | 9G | 38A | 47P | +55 | 10PIM | 48HIT | 74SB S62: TEX - 66GP | 12G | 32A | 44P | +28 | 26PIM | 124HIT | 91SB S61: TEX - 66GP | 11G | 30A | 41P | +29 | 24PIM | 110HIT | 81SB S60: TEX - 66GP | 8G | 33A | 41P | +46 | 16PIM | 93HIT | 74SB S59: TEX - 66GP | 12G | 22A | 34P | +24 | 48PIM | 132HIT | 60SB S58: TEX - 66GP | 16G | 29A | 45P | +45 | 22PIM | 150HIT | 75SB S57: TEX - 66GP | 15G | 25A | 40P | +24 | 12PIM | 154HIT | 85SB S56: TEX - 50GP | 9G | 14A | 23P | +26 | 22PIM | 128HIT | 78SB S55: TEX - 50GP | 3G | 13A | 16P | +4 | 24PIM | 122HIT | 80SB S54: TEX - 50GP | 2G | 4A | 6P | -8 | 20PIM | 87HIT | 64SB S53: TEX - 50GP | 3G | 7A | 10P | -51 | 32PIM | 69HIT | 69SB S52: TEX - 50GP | 4G | 15A | 19P | -2 | 45PIM | 68HIT | 57SB S51: TEX - 50GP | 3G | 10A | 13P | -10 | 37PIM | 75HIT | 55SB ----SHL Playoff Stats---- 12 Seasons | TEX - 123GP | 10G | 53A | 63P | +45 | 26PIM | 234HIT | 168SB S66: TEX - 4GP | 0G | 1A | 1P | -3 | 4PIM | 2HIT | 2SB S65: TEX - 4GP | 1G | 0A | 1P | +2 | 0PIM | 2HIT | 4SB S64: TEX - 13GP | 1G | 8A | 9P | +6 | 2PIM | 14HIT | 7SB S63: TEX - 9GP | 0G | 0A | 0P | -1 | 0PIM | 14HIT | 12SB S62: TEX - 24GP | 3G | 11A | 14P | +6 | 6PIM | 43HIT | 29SB S61: TEX - 19GP | 0G | 9A | 9P | +18 | 4PIM | 37HIT | 19SB S60: TEX - 9GP | 1G | 5A | 6P | +12 | 0PIM | 6HIT | 7SB S59: TEX - 16GP | 3G | 10A | 13P | +14 | 4PIM | 50HIT | 38SB S58: TEX - 12GP | 0G | 7A | 7P | +1 | 0PIM | 21HIT | 20SB S57: TEX - 5GP | 0G | 1A | 1P | -4 | 0PIM | 21HIT | 4SB S56: TEX - 4GP | 0G | 0A | 0P | -7 | 2PIM | 12HIT | 8SB S55: TEX - 4GP | 1G | 1A | 2P | +1 | 4PIM | 12HIT | 18SB ----SMJHL Regular Season Stats---- 2 Seasons | VAN - 100GP | 4G | 19A | 23P | -21 | 119PIM | 171HIT | 99SB S50: VAN - 50GP | 1G | 12A | 13P | +4 | 64PIM | 74HIT | 62SB S49: VAN - 50GP | 3G | 7A | 10P | -25 | 55PIM | 97HIT | 37SB ----SMJHL Playoff Stats---- 2 Seasons | VAN - 15GP | 1G | 5A | 6P | +2 | 33PIM | 28HIT | 14SB S50: VAN - 10GP | 1G | 3A | 4P | +4 | 12PIM | 19HIT | 8SB S49: VAN - 5GP | 0G | 2A | 2P | -2 | 21PIM | 9HIT | 6SB ----International Games---- 16 Seasons | FIN - 203GP | 31G | 61A | 92P | -17 | 163PIM | 394HIT | 236SB IIHF 64: FIN - 15GP | 3G | 7A | 10P | +7 | 0 PIM | 17 HIT | 16 SB IIHF 63: FIN - 13GP | 2G | 3A | 5P | +1 | 2 PIM | 15 HIT | 13 SB IIHF 62: FIN - 15GP | 3G | 3A | 6P | 0 | 4 PIM | 26 HIT | 10 SB IIHF 61: FIN - 15GP | 2G | 3A | 5P | +14 | 18 PIM | 19 HIT | 8 SB IIHF 60: FIN - 13GP | 5G | 10A | 15P | +3 | 14 PIM | 25 HIT | 16 SB IIHF 59: FIN - 12GP | 1G | 7A | 8P | +5 | 8 PIM | 22 HIT | 21 SB IIHF 58: FIN - 12GP | 3G | 2A | 5P | -7 | 9 PIM | 47 HIT | 11 SB IIHF 57: FIN - 12GP | 6G | 5A | 11P | -2 | 10 PIM | 37 HIT | 37 SB IIHF 56: FIN - 12GP | 0G | 1A | 1P | -10 | 8 PIM | 16 HIT | 12 SB IIHF 55: FIN - 12GP | 2G | 3A | 5P | -11 | 30 PIM | 49 HIT | 22 SB IIHF 54: FIN - 12GP | 2G | 3A | 5P | 0 | 10 PIM | 49 HIT | 18 SB IIHF 53: FIN - 12GP | 1G | 2A | 3P | -1 | 10 PIM | 18 HIT | 8 SB IIHF 52: FIN - 12GP | 1G | 2A | 3P | -15 | 10 PIM | 7 HIT | 15 SB IIHF 51: FIN - 12GP | 1G | 5A | 6P | +2 | 14 PIM | 25 HIT | 7 SB IIHF 50: FIN - 12GP | 0G | 5A | 5P | -2 | 6PIM | 8HIT | 14SB IIHF 49: FIN - 12GP | 0G | 0A | 0P | -1 | 10PIM | 14HIT | 8SB ----Career moments---- Season 64 IIHF Gold Season 62 IIHF Gold Season 62 Challenge Cup Season 61 IIHF Bronze Season 60 IIHF Best Defenceman Season 59 Anton Razov Nominee Season 59 Challenge Cup Elected as Alternate Captain of Vancouver Whalers for Season 50 Drafted in 50th SHL draft #31 overall by Texas Renegades Drafted in 49th SMJHL draft #27 overall by Vancouver Whalers ----Viljami Leppänen || Texas Renegades---- 370-122-20 (S56-S63) Season 62 Challenge Cup Season 61 Joe McKeil Nominee Season 61 Cole Reinhart Trophy Season 59 Challenge Cup Season 58 Joe McKeil Nominee Season 58 Presidents Trophy Season 56 Joe McKeil Award Season 55 Joe McKeil Nominee GM for Texas Renegades from S56 to S63 Intermid GM for Texas Renegades, most of the S55 Co-GM for Texas Renegades from S54 to S55 GM for Team Finland for S50 WJC Co-GM for Team Finland for S49 WJC
JuOSu
I am absolutely terrible at art. Like I tried to sign up for an art class at one point and I couldn't even draw the simplest things, like a tree or a dog. I am useless in that regard.
traphag
Alex Petrenko is a really bad dancer. Have you ever seen that episode of Seinfeld where Elaine starts busting a move to "Shining Star" by Earth, Wind, and Fire and it's the worst thing you've ever seen? That's kind of what Alex looks like whenever he tries to dance, except somehow worse.
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fever95
Noah Gallagher is terrible at fixing things around the house. He is by no means a good handyman. The over the toilet shelf he installed tends to lean and the wine rack that he installed on the wall has many holes behind it where he drilled holes to hang it haha!
Ethan Bouchard | Defense | Tampa Bay Barracuda | 1,425 TPE Height: 5'11" Weight: 194 lbs Number: 75 Birthplace: Skellefteå, Sweden ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Statistics S58|Scarecrows|GP: 66|G: 05|A: 07|PTS: 12|PIM: 59|HITS: 57|SB: 24|TKA: 18|+/-: -33 S59|Scarecrows|GP: 66|G: 06|A: 12|PTS: 18|PIM: 16|HITS: 80|SB: 70|TKA: 36|+/-: -09 S60|Scarecrows|GP: 66|G: 14|A: 20|PTS: 34|PIM: 43|HITS: 69|SB: 50|TKA: 28|+/-: +16 S61|Scarecrows|GP: 66|G: 11|A: 22|PTS: 33|PIM: 04|HITS: 71|SB: 39|TKA: 38|+/-: -11 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Statistics S62|Barracuda|GP: 66|G: 02|A: 19|PTS: 21|PIM: 26|HITS: 24|SB: 81|TKA: 16|+/-: +13 S63|Barracuda|GP: 66|G: 03|A: 17|PTS: 20|PIM: 08|HITS: 13|SB: 72|TKA: 19|+/-: +18 S64|Barracuda|GP: 66|G: 10|A: 26|PTS: 36|PIM: 33|HITS: 40|SB: 96|TKA: 19|+/-: +14 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics S58|Scarecrows|GP: 06|G: 0|A: 3|PTS: 03|PIM: 00|HITS: 04|SB: 05|TKA: 03|+/-: -1 S59|Scarecrows|GP: 07|G: 0|A: 0|PTS: 00|PIM: 04|HITS: 12|SB: 11|TKA: 00|+/-: -2 S60|Scarecrows|GP: 11|G: 1|A: 7|PTS: 08|PIM: 00|HITS: 06|SB: 02|TKA: 06|+/-: +4 S61|Scarecrows|GP: 07|G: 1|A: 2|PTS: 03|PIM: 00|HITS: 09|SB: 01|TKA: 01|+/-: -1 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics S62|Barracuda|GP: 12|G: 3|A: 5|PTS: 8|PIM: 0|HITS: 5|SB: 22|TKA: 6|+/-: -1 S63|Barracuda|GP: 13|G: 1|A: 1|PTS: 2|PIM: 0|HITS: 3|SB: 20|TKA: 3|+/-: -9 S62|Barracuda|GP: 02|G: 0|A: 0|PTS: 0|PIM: 0|HITS: 0|SB: 02|TKA: 0|+/-: -5 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions: S58: Drafted 6th Overall by the St. Louis Scarecrows in the S58 SMJHL Entry Draft S59: Drafted 13th Overall by the Tampa Bay Barracuda in the S59 SHL Entry Draft S59: Signed a 3 year/$7.5M contract with the Tampa Bay Barracuda S62: Signed a 3 year/$9M extension with the Tampa Bay Barracuda ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Awards & Achievements: S60: WJC Silver Medalist S61: WJC Silver Medalist ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- PREVIOUS PLAYER STATISTICS
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