Thanks to @hotdog @MCP_ @Fitted2106 @hhh81 @hockeyiscool @ACapitalChicago @goldenglutes for all the last minute questions!  If anyone makes it through the entire thing, I'm sorry. I'll spend time time-stamping in the future maybe?

https://anchor.fm/slothfacekilla/episode...lla-eita6r

TomHanks - “If you’re going to share it, you can pretty much guarantee that this is a safe place because only I will hear it”

Me, hoping for a murder confession - haha ya no one will hear haha

Frank Capone | GM | S56-S61 | CAR/NOLA/REG

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S56 | CAR | 31-17-2 | 64pts | 2nd in Regular Season, loss to VAN in Conference Finals

S57 | CAR | 26-32-8 | 60pts | 10th in Regular Season, loss to ANA in Quarter Finals

S58 | CAR | 26-39-1 | 53pts | 9th in Regular Season, loss to VAN in Quarter Finals

S59 | CAR | 20-13-3 | 43pts | N/A

S59 | NOLA | 8-26-2 | 18pts | 18th in Regular Season, Missed Playoffs

S60 | NOLA | 14-50-2 | 30pts | 20th in Regular Season, Missed Playoffs
S61 | REG | 19-40-7 | 45pts | 12th in Regular Season, loss to KEL in Round 1

Conner Hutton | RD | S55 | New Orleans Specters | Peak 1513TPE

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6'0" | 178lbs. | Saskatoon, Saskatchewan

S55 SHL Draft - 4th Overall - New Orleans Specters

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Regular Season

S56 | NOLA |     | 50GP | 4G | 13A | 17P | +5 +/- | 15PIM | 89SOG | 45H | 17BS | 14:37 TOI

S57 | NOLA | A | 66GP | 5G | 13A | 18P | -17 +/- | 32PIM | 124SOG | 95H | 42BS | 20:02 TOI

S58 | NOLA | A | 66GP | 6G | 15A | 21P | -44 +/- | 20PIM | 108SOG | 99H | 150BS | 19:31 TOI

S59 | NOLA | A | 66GP | 3G | 16A | 19P | -44 +/- | 24PIM | 102SOG | 97H | 87BS | 22:40 TOI

S60 | NOLA | A | 66GP | 6G | 16A | 22P | -57 +/- | 35PIM | 96SOG | 114H | 128BS | 20:55 TOI
S61 | NOLA |     | 66GP | 15G | 23A | 38P | -37 +/- | 18PIM | 142SOG | 94H | 126BS | 22:36 TOI
S62 | NOLA |    | 66GP | 3G | 22A | 25P | -28 +/- | 6PIM | 156SOG | 21H | 107BS | 21:28 TOI
S63 | NOLA |    | 66GP | 9G | 19A | 28P | -4 +/- | 8PIM | 129SOG | 41H | 108BS | 20:42 TOI

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Playoffs

S56 | NOLA |     | 5GP | 0G | 2A | 2P | -2 +/- | 0PIM | 7SOG | 2H | 0BS | 13:54 TOI

S57 | NOLA | A | 5GP | 0G | 0A | 0P | -2 +/- | 0PIM | 0SOG | 3H | 7BS | 19:08 TOI

S58 | NOLA | A | Missed Playoffs

S59 | NOLA | A | Missed Playoffs
S60 | NOLA | A | Missed Playoffs
S61 | NOLA |     | Missed Playoffs
S62 | NOLA |     | Missed Playoffs
S63 | NOLA |     | 4GP | 0G | 0A | 0P | -6 +/- | 0PIM | 1SOG | 0H | 4BS | 19:57 TOI

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International Ice Hockey Federation

S59 | CZH |    | 12GP | 2G | 6A | 8P | 8 +/- | 2PIM | 40SOG | 8H | 11BS | 15:30 TOI
S60 | CZH |    | 12GP | 0G | 5A | 5P | -7 +/- | 2PIM | 32SOG | 32H | 17BS | 22:40 TOI
S61 | CZH |    | 12GP | 1G | 3A | 4P | -4 +/- | 10PIM | 7SOG | 18H | 36BS | 17:47 TOI
S62 | CZH |    | 12GP | 2G | 2A | 4P | -4 +/- | 6PIM | 23SOG | 18H | 53BS | 19:16 TOI
S63 | CZH |    | 12GP | 1G | 3A | 4P | 2 +/- | 4PIM | 39SOG | 20H | 32BS | 25:50 TOI

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Transactions

Drafted 4th Overall to the New Orleans Specters

Signed 2 year, $3M contract with the New Orleans Specters

Signed 3 year, $3M contract with the New Orleans Specters

Signed 1 year, $4M contract with the New Orleans Specters
Signed 3 year, $4M contract with the New Orleans Specters
Signed 1 year, $4M contract with the New Orleans Specters

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Accomplishments, Awards, and Honours

S56 | SHL | Named to All-Rookie Team

S56 | NOLA | Jinxed Jester Award for Best Rookie

S57 | NOLA | Named Alternate Captain

Conner Hutton | RD | S55 | Carolina Kraken | 350TPE

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6'0" | 178lbs. | Saskatoon, Saskatchewan

S54 SMJHL Draft - 13th Overall - Carolina Kraken

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Regular Season

S54 | CAR |     | 50GP | 3G | 11A | 14P | +1 +/- | 12PIM | 76SOG | 64H | 34BS | 16:34 TOI

S55 | CAR | A | 50GP | 8G | 12A | 20P | +26 +/- | 36PIM | 115SOG | 60H | 49BS | 19:54 TOI

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Playoffs

S54 | CAR |     | 20GP | 1G | 8A | 9P | +4 +/- | 10PIM | 38SOG | 17H | 11BS | 15:15 TOI

S55 | CAR | A | 11GP | 0G | 3A | 3P | -4 +/- | 4PIM | 10SOG | 17H | 9BS | 19:23 TOI

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World Junior Championship

S54 | CAN |     | 12GP | 5G | 1A | 6P | +2 +/- | 7PIM | 26SOG | 18H | 3BS | 15:17 TOI

S54 | CAN |     | 1GP | 0G | 0A | 0P | 0 +/- | 0PIM | 1SOG | 5H | 0BS | 18:10 TOI

S55 | CAN |     | 12GP | 2G | 5A | 7P | -4 +/- | 6PIM | 29SOG | 10H | 9BS | 21:22 TOI

S55 | CAN |     | 3GP | 1G | 1A | 2P | 0 +/- | 0PIM | 7SOG | 4H | 5BS | 21:13 TOI

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Transactions

Drafted 13th Overall to the Carolina Kraken

Signed 1 year, $6M contract with the Carolina Kraken

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Accomplishments, Awards, and Honours

S54 | SMJHL | Four Star Cup | Carolina Kraken

S54 | CAR | Michael Fitted Award for Team Values

S55 | CAR | Named Alternate Captain

S55 | WJC | Silver Medal | Team Canada

S55 | CAR | Kain Webb Award for Leadership

S55 | CAR | Michael Fitted Award for Team Values

TomHanks - “If you’re going to share it, you can pretty much guarantee that this is a safe place because only I will hear it”

Me, hoping for a murder confession - haha ya no one will hear haha

LMAO

I have listened through to the part with me referenced! I don't recall you being all that bad--I've had to fire 2+ people since you left the team, and haven't had to jokingly threaten to fire anyone since @JSS and @"jfisherr". Bloodydamn miss ya

Hi @TomHanks I'm glad you recovered from the rona. Your performance as Fred Rogers was life changing.

M'Baku Olubori || #81 || RW

Drafted 4th overall in S64 SMJHL Draft by Regina

Drafted 95th overall in S65 SHL Draft by Baltimore

Won S68 Ryan Jesster Trophy (Rookie of the Year)

Cassius Darrow || #81 || RD
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SMJHL Stats:
S44 - S46 || COL  || GP: 150 || G: 15 || A: 85 || P: 100 || +/-: +1 || SB: 195
S47 - S55 || BUF  || GP: X || G: X || A: X || P: X || +/-: X || SB: X
S56 - S63 || SEA  || GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || +/-: 0 || SB: 0
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Drafted 8th overall in S44 SMJHL Draft to Colorado
Co-Winner of S44 Zach Miller Trophy
Drafted 4th overall in S45 SHL Draft to Buffalo
Named S45 & S46 Captain of the Colorado Raptors
3-time Challenge Cup Champion (S46, S48, S55)
Named Assistant Captain of Buffalo Stampede S53-S55
Drafted 1st overall S56 Expansion Draft by Seattle
Named Captain of the Seattle Argonauts in S56
Bojo Biscuit Winner S57, S58

Baltimore Platoon GM || S64 - present

SHL Executioner || S62 - S65
SHL Awards Committee || S57 - S66
SHL Historian Committee || S53 - S64
SHL Head Office || S60 - S61
SMJHL Awards Head || S48 - S57
Colorado Raptors GM || S48 - S53
Colorado Raptors Co-GM || S47
Team Germany Federation Head || S44 - S46
SMJHL HO Member - S45-S46
SMJHL Head Office Intern - S44 

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Thank you karey, OrbitingDeath Ragnar, and sköldpaddor for sigs! 

@TomHanks I miss my Hammer... Feels like forever ago since you've been in the Lethbridge/Newfoundland LR! Glad you're enjoying yourself so much in TBB

 


Levin Schattenaxt | RW | GFG | Switzerland | Peak TPE : 235
Height : 5" 10' | Weight : 171 lbs
Birthplace : Pratteln, SWI | Age : 17
Player Type : Counterattacking Forward | Jersey Number : #17


       

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Jannik Nordstern (Retired) | RD | EDM/SFP/LAP | NLB | Switzerland | Peak TPE : 652
Height : 6" 3' | Weight : 218 lbs
Birthplace : Basel, SWI | Age : 27
Player Type : Shutdown Defenseman | Jersey Number : #71



Markus Tegernako (Retired) | G | Minnesota Monarchs | LBL/NLB | Switzerland | Peak TPE : 2014
Height : 6' 1" | Weight : 200 lbs
Birthplace : Köniz, SWI | Age : 31
Player Type : Hybrid Goalie | Jersey Number : #42
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SMJHL Regular Season Career Statistics :
S49 | LBL | GP : 24 (14-8-1) | SV% : .896 | GAA : 3.02 | SO : 0
S50 | LBL | GP : 46 (23-19-2) | SV% : .885 | GAA : 2.83 | SO : 2
S51 | LBL | GP : 39 (18-17-4) | SV% : .885 | GAA : 2.76 | SO : 0
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SMJHL Playoffs Career Statistics :
S49 | LBL | GP : 11 (6-5-0) | SV% : .907 | GAA : 2.46 | SO : 2
S50 | LBL | GP : 5 (1-4-0) | SV% : .879 | GAA : 4.42 | SO : 0
S51 | LBL | GP : 6 (2-2-2) | SV% : .877 | GAA : 2.94 | SO : 0
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SHL Regular Season Career Statistics :
S51 | MIN | GP : 6 (1-3-1) | SV% : .881 | GAA : 3.92 | SO : 0
S52 | MIN | GP : 44 (18-21-5) | SV% : .910 | GAA : 2.86 | SO : 2
S53 | MIN | GP : 44 (11-29-4) | SV% : .915 | GAA : 3.39 | SO : 1
S54 | MIN | GP : 44 (12-30-2) | SV% : .916 | GAA : 4.13 | SO : 1
S55 | MIN | GP : 44 (11-33-0) | SV% : .925 | GAA : 3.67 | SO : 2
S56 | MIN | GP : 44 (14-28-2) | SV% : .910 | GAA : 3.30 | SO : 0
S57 | MIN | GP : 56 (20-31-3) | SV% : .914 | GAA : 3.17 | SO : 3
S58 | MIN | GP : 55 (20-28-6) | SV% : .917 | GAA : 3.09 | SO : 3
S59 | MIN | GP : 56 (27-25-2) | SV% : .921 | GAA : 3.10 | SO : 5
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IIHF Career Statistics :
S49 | SWI | GP : 3 (1-2-0) | SV% : .863 | GAA : 3.67 | SO : 0
S50 | SWI | GP : 2 (0-1-0) | SV% : .863 | GAA : 5.16 | SO : 0
S51 | SWI | GP : 3 (1-1-1) | SV% : .920 | GAA : 2.67 | SO : 0
S52 | SWI | GP : 5 (0-3-0) | SV% : .802 | GAA : 6.87 | SO : 0
S53 | SWI | GP : 4 (1-3-0) | SV% : .942 | GAA : 2.26 | SO : 1
S54 | SWI | GP : 3 (0-3-0) | SV% : .891 | GAA : 4.36 | SO : 0
S55 | SWI | GP : 2 (1-1-0) | SV% : .924 | GAA : 3.00 | SO : 0
S56 | SWI | GP : 12 (7-4-1) | SV% : .916 | GAA : 3.44 | SO : 0
S57 | SWI | GP : 7 (2-4-1) | SV% : .850 | GAA : 4.40 | SO : 1
S58 | SWI | GP : 7 (3-4-0) | SV% : .883 | GAA : 4.62 | SO : 0
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WJC Career Statistics :
S50 | ALP | GP : 6 (2-1-1) | SV% : .887 | GAA : 2.94 | SO : 0
S51 | DACH | GP : 10 (6-3-1) | SV% : 0.897 | GAA : 3.18 | SO : 1
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Notable Facts :
S49 : Nominated for the Tom Corcoran Trophy (Best Goalie) in the SMJHL
S49 : Received the Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy (Most Underrated Player) in the SMJHL
S50 : Drafted 22nd OA by the Minnesota Chiefs
S50 : Nominated for the Tom Corcoran Trophy (Best Goalie) in the SMJHL
S51 : Won Silver Medal with Switzerland (IIHF)
S51 : Won Bronze Medal with DACH (WJC)
S52 : Nominated for the Ryan Jesster Award (Rookie of the Year) in the SHL



Chrigel Tegernako - Chief Coziness Advisor - Newfoundland Berserkers (S58 - today)
Earlier Jobs :
Scout - Newfoundland Berserkers (S50 - S57)



Tanja Haller - Co-GM - Minnesota Monarchs (S56 - S61)
Other Jobs :
Head GM - Toronto North Stars (S62)
Scout/Coach - Minnesota Chiefs (S53 - S55)


Special thanks to @Carpy48, @Chevy, @Turd Ferguson, @fever95 and @enigmatic for the signatures!