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Rounding out the S56 Gang-Tampa Bay
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Barracuda Happy to come to an agreement to sign a future hall of famer Barracuda
Vladmir Petrov @Muford
S56: $6,500,000
S57: $3,500,000
S58: $3,000,000
Conditions: 
  • No trade clause to Philly
  • Have talks about bonuses every season
  • Own role and color in the discord
  • Choose one emoji in the discord
  • Occasional written Media by player on the team about Vladmir
  • Multiple interconnecting lockers for belongings
  • Free Rental of the Stadium whenever it is not in use via game or practices--Disco is forbidden
  • On Days after losses, Fitted must hold Vladmir while he cry
  • Personal Assistant--Lim
  • 1 Cent coins banned from the stadium--Effective Immediately
  • Keys to A Zamboni
  • Full control over the ratio of cheese to chips in nachos--dependent on further explanation, team right to refuse
  • Organizations employees must use bifold wallets instead of trifold; money clips are allowed
  • Orange Sticky Notes are outlawed on company premises
  • All Non-Fluorescent lighting on organization premises must use light bulbs at or below 45 watts.
  • Peanuts must be sorted and filtered, and any that only contain one must be removed, exception the single mega nuts.
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#2

CHOMP CHOMP

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#3

is...is this a ISFL copy pasta now?

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#4

Accepted

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#5

Processed

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Thanks to @DELIRIVM, @Moreorless89 and @ValorX77 for the sigs!
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