Happy to come to an agreement to sign a future hall of famer
Vladmir Petrov @ Muford
S56: $6,500,000
S57: $3,500,000
S58: $3,000,000
Conditions:
- No trade clause to Philly
- Have talks about bonuses every season
- Own role and color in the discord
- Choose one emoji in the discord
- Occasional written Media by player on the team about Vladmir
- Multiple interconnecting lockers for belongings
- Free Rental of the Stadium whenever it is not in use via game or practices--Disco is forbidden
- On Days after losses, Fitted must hold Vladmir while he cry
- Personal Assistant--Lim
- 1 Cent coins banned from the stadium--Effective Immediately
- Keys to A Zamboni
- Full control over the ratio of cheese to chips in nachos--dependent on further explanation, team right to refuse
- Organizations employees must use bifold wallets instead of trifold; money clips are allowed
- Orange Sticky Notes are outlawed on company premises
- All Non-Fluorescent lighting on organization premises must use light bulbs at or below 45 watts.
- Peanuts must be sorted and filtered, and any that only contain one must be removed, exception the single mega nuts.
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is...is this a ISFL copy pasta now?
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Thanks to @ DELIRIVM, @ Moreorless89 and @ ValorX77 for the sigs!
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