Returning home to his apartment complex after a game against the Quebec City Citadelles, Vaseline Podcalzone finds a man waiting by the garage gate. Expecting it to be another desperate EBay fan trying to poach a dozen of his autographs, Podcalzone sighs and rolls down the window of his jet black 2020 Honda Civic sedan. The man does not shove a dozen hockey cards into the front seat of Podcalzone’s sedan, however, as he introduces himself as an ambitious entrepreneur hoping to sign Podcalzone on for a… very unique endorsement deal. Podcalzone chuckles and accuses the man of simply wanting to recruit him for a Multi Level Marketing deal, but the man ensures him that it is not the case, before revealing his company’s plans to sell a 3 in 1 care package, featuring Vaseline, for skin care treatment, Tide Pods for laundry, and finally, calzones for sustenance. Branding it as the Vaseline Podcalzone care package, the packages would be sent out on a weekly basis to subscribers. The man explains that Podcalzone would be the perfect fit as the brand ambassador solely off of his name. Podcalzone bursts out laughing at how ridiculous the concept is, but finally gets out a ball point pen and signs a contract approving the endorsement deal. And so, Vaseline Podcalzone 3 in 1 care packages can now be purchased online at Podcalzone.ca, or by checking in with your local supermarket!

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