Everyday I regularly get bombarded with sponsorship requests. Being a face of the SHL, everyone wants to get a piece of me, and I've sat through many meetings with people trying to get me to peddle their face cream, or their beard oil, or their hot dog stand, or various generic fast food places. So often have I been bored out of my mind until one day, I let someone pitch me something special. Dick Clapper's monthly eggplant delivery service is now up and running. Every day you pay the small price of 99 cents (USD lol) and on the 31st day of the month, you get one, healthy, dick-shaped, large eggplant sent to your home. If the month doesn't have 31 days, well unfortunately you wont get the eggplant for that month. But don't worry! You still get the privilege of paying the daily fees for the month! This service is fully endorsed by yours truly, so you have nothing to worry about.