The ethical veggie burger subscription service was shut down because of Julio's obvious lack of ethics. However, this invited a new business opportunity: Party Milk.
Party Milk is the first subscription service that brings fresh milk to your door every night of the 2 week period where the SHL doesn't drug test during the off-season. Leave your jugs outside of your door and our delivery team will make a deposit right after bar-close every night. With a drug and booze-infused milk cocktail, you'll be drunk and high after just a pint of the sweet liquor lactose. The drug and dram cocktail is curated by Julio Tokolosh himself. His commitment to get unapproachably drunk and high can be passed on to you by means of Party Milk. Vodka filter twice by charcoal and once by mammary will really do the job in your cereal to get your saturday kicked off right. Others will wait until the evening to really ride the lightning into the night. Each night is a surprise to you and to Julio as the pill-colada is passed onto/into you.

Pregame with Party Milk tonight!

Only sold in Europe and the US because Julio doesn't milk into bags. Sorrey Canucks.