Frans Eller was just named the cover athlete of Trojan Magnum Condoms. Eller, already well regarded as the most well endowed member of the Wolfpack as per multiple teammate reports, quickly garnered the attention of the Trojan marketing team. Eller's beautiful ginger face is highlighted on the round wrapper, coupled with his catch phrase for the product.

"With Eller's Magnum Dong Condom Box, you're guaranteed to fill her five hole but nothing will squeak through!"

There are different tiers to the subscription. Tier one is for strong independent men who don't regularly need the warm embrace of a woman, and this sends you one condom per month. You have the Slap McShotty Package, which sends 5 per month, and finally, the (Clean) Package which sends ten condoms biweekly for the rather promiscuous clientele. Either way, if you're a well endowed male hockey fan, Eller's Magnum Dong Condom Box, this is the great way to bridge your lovemaking with your passion for hockey.