Burlok has been running a subscription service since before the glamour and bookoo bucks that comes with being an SHL player. Sulfurgold Farm has been running an on-demand potato subscription since 1991. For just €9 a month, any time you want a potato a Sulfurgold will bring it to you personally. Need it for cooking? Easy. Need it for planting? Sure! Just want to toss something around? We'll meet you where you're at! For years this worked great, as there is not really a scaling issue in the south German countryside. People used to ask for potatoes at reasonable times and for reasonable reasons. But problems arose with Burlok's fame, as now kids were spending €9 a month just to rapidly summon potatoes in hopes they'll meet Burlok. The even bigger issue is that it works about 50% of the time, so they're encouraged to do it further.

All of this is a roundabout way of apologizing to our loyal customers, because for the foreseeable future our monthly subscription fee will be increased to €12.99. This fee increase allows us to more quickly send Burlok out with potatoes, and cover some of the costs associated with the enormous spike in demand. Hopefully we can return to our standard pricing model when Burlok retires and nobody cares about him any more.