S56 PT #3 - Subscription Service
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ThisSeemsFishy
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When it came to subscription packages, TURG TURG had a few ideas. Some more illegal than others, but we won’t get into that. The one TURG and his team decided on, was TURG TURG’s Massages. I already know what you’re thinking. “How can I get a massage from that sexy beast, TURG TURG?” “Why does he make me question my sexuality?” “Did I leave the oven on?” I assure you, all your questions are valid, and will be answered. TURG TURG’s Massages is a monthly subscription package for only $10.99 and it has already drummed up quite a subscriber list. For subscribers, once a month, the slick left wing with a few loose screws will break into your home while you sleep and give you a massage. He also eats all your raw meat but I think that’s a different thing entirely. So if you want a sweaty mountain man to break into where your family lives while you’re all asleep and rub his hands all over you, TURG TURG’s Massages are right for you!
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