Jonas Kahnwald is sitting at home enjoying  the season 3 rerun of Gilmour girls when an unknown number calls his phone. He picks it up and finds himself talking to the marketing department executive of an up and coming Schnitzel company. The executive introduces himself as a big fan first and foremost of Kahnwald as a hockey player, and without being very subtle, expresses his interest and using Kahnwald's growing fame in Newfoundland to increase profits at his Schnitzel company. While Jonas is somewhat flattered that someone would wish to use him as the face of their company, he is confused as he feels like there are other players on his team that could perhaps garner more attention.

"we feel like you would be the bets fit for our marketing campaign," the the executive proclaimed.

"Wait a minute," Jonas groaned, finally clueing in, "is this because I'm German?"

"It's not because you aren't!."

And thus, Jonas Kahnwald's Schnitzel became a widespread hit in Newfoundland and much of Eastern Canada. Unfortunately, Schnitzel also became Kahnwald's nickname in the lockerroom.

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