Otis B. Driftwood will only endorse products he uses in his daily life. He feels an obligation to his fans to be truthful in using his name or image in association with any product. As it happens, he has had a long and mutually beneficial relationship with several companies for the majority of his career. His face has long been plastered on advertisements for the select few products he loves and chooses to endorse, namely his beloved El Cheapo Cigars, Tanqueray Gin, Dolin Dry Vermouth and Sloppy Sam’s Coconut Oil (as both a sexual lubricant and a dietary aid).

Otis has been smoking El Cheapo cigars regularly since he was eight years old and enjoying martinis since the beginning of eighth grade. He discovered the wonders of coconut oil more recently when around five years ago his then partners Luis and Louise both complained of chafing and soreness after a particularly vigorous bout of extreme love making.

El Cheapo cigars have long had a monthly subscription service called Otis’ Spasmodic Discharge, with the memorable motto, Suck Down On Some Driftwood.