S56 PT #3 - Subscription Service
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Trading Card Admins S45 Challenge Cup Champion
Brady McIntyre was approached by Johnson and Johnson, a pharmaceutical company. Now you may or may not know this but pharmaceutical companies are the least trusted/liked industry in the entire United States so it was no surprise when they came to him with a shitty and underhanded proposition. You know how mobile games work off of the idea that finishing a level releases endorphins in your brain to get you hooked on playing the game? Well their idea was to literally add a dopamine releaser to your brain that you can only refill through their subscription service which would be called Brady McIntyre's Brain Pleaser. Brady outright scoffed at the idea and was totally disgusted with this idea of directly just paying for happiness, not to mention that having too much dopamine in your brain is directly linked with schizophrenia, but Brady's agent already signed the contract for him. He also had a dump truck of money dropped off at his house, a 2nd dump truck is schedule this evening.
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