These days, mental health can be a major concern. Some people can feel alone and unwanted in this world and with the state of affairs on the outside world, it's quite clear that you could use a friendly hand... or several. With the Yoshimitsu McCloud's Trademarked Weekly Fun with the Lads Service, you'll be receiving a package with a regular magazine with all sorts of curious and fun tasks that you can do inside your home but they'll also come with a robotic buddy (which runs on a rather unique and creative manner of battery that you'll never really have to worry about because this is fictional, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more, say no more) and a communication service maintained by the McCloud clan so that you're never ever truly alone in the world.

Note that any misuse of the robotic buddy or the communication service may end with, and I quote, "some messed up stuff".