Bork Lazer was asked to help with a new subscription service. The subscription service is to a monthly workout session. Essentialy it would work like a peloton bike or one of the fancy mirror things you workout to. Well Bork Lazers comes with weekly classes ran by Bork Lazer himself with various exercises that range from push ups to shadow boxing. Not only will you be working out from home, which is great for times like these with covid-19 pandemic, but also motivational as well. The whole time Bork Lazer is kicking your ass in a workout you will also be getting motivational coaching from Bork Lazer to not be such a simp in life as well. Giving out advice on how to be a big Chad like big daddy Chad Bork Lazer himself. Don't wait for love to find you go out a find a sexy ass bitch, now let's do some jab straight kick combos. That is what you can expect wen you subscribe to Bork Lazers simp squishes workout plan.