Hey there, Luffy Richard here. You might remember me as the winger for the Vancouver Whalers who likes to get rowdy on the ice by smashing every opponent into the boards. Well, I'm here to talk to you about the source of my rowdiness, and that is Rowdy Ramen, the spiciest ramen in all the land. A couple of mouthfuls of Rowdy Ramen and you will be steaming mad and ready to go. The blend of virile spices gives me the pep in my step, the mustard on my bagel, the viniger on my chips, and oon to my Goon. Now, Rowdy Ramen has asked me to talk to you, the common folk, about the benefits of Rowdy Ramen, and the new delivery service that will bring you the spiciest bowls of ramen pipping hot. That is right, ramen right on your doorstep. Now, if you're feeling down, lackluster, low-energy, and a million other maliferous maladies, Rowdy Ramen will perk you right up.

If life has got you down, and your favotire scooter drowned--choose Rowdy Ramen!