the subscription based service would be called Vertigos Pine softener. for those back up goalies riding the pine for every road trip. it is a spray that makes the wood much more soft. its almost like a cushion. it would be a subscripton fee of 10 bucks a month and you get sprays with different smells of pine every month. the spray can be used as cologne or to soften the pine as you just to trash to get any minutes in the net. essentially it is only supposed to be a temporary subscription as you should be owning the net by next season but if you are a hot pile of trash like me then you will have no problem with this spray and the usefullness of Vertigos Pine softener. only 10 dollars a month. get yours now! because we all know you all will be riding the pine for the rest of your life



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