Chimkin Tendy is proud to be the face of Tyson’s Hourly Chicken Tender Delivery Service. For just $4.99 a day, Tyson will deliver 8 chicken tenders to your front door every hour, on the hour.
“Obviously I grew up eating chicken tenders because my parents were broke. Tyson’s inexpensive chicken tenders were a staple in my house. I’d cook them up every hour for my six brothers and five sisters, and when my mom got back from her three jobs and my dad got back from his six jobs, they’d love to chow down on chicken tenders. I’m a subpar goalie in a simulation hockey league, and with Tyson’s Hourly Chicken Tender Delivery Service, you can be too!”
You can order a monthly subscription for only $140 a month, which will save you $5 a month on chicken tenders!
Chimkin Tendy is most excited about it because he no longer needs to go dumpster diving behind the TGI Friday’s in Anchorage.