S56 PT #3 - Subscription Service
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enigmatic
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I have no idea why anyone would want to subscribe to any service this bum Jasper Maximov is sponsoring but hey! money! who cares?
In honour of his talent level, Maximov is a proud ambassador of the Scrubz Cleaning Services. It is, as it's name indicates, a cleaning service. They employ high schoolers who get paid below minimum wage and who, just like the face of their company, do fuck all once they get to your home. Maybe they should have picked someone who actually does something to represent them, like Stan Q. Next perhaps? The Scrubz Cleaning Service is as loyal to you as Maximov is to his teams, so once you subscribe, you're stuck with them forever. Because the Québec government has been waiting for a hockey team for a while, they'll let the Citadelles players get away with just about anything. Don't try suing. I'm serious, don't do it. If you feel bad about all this, tell yourself you're helping a high schooler buy a PS5 so they can spend even less time on their studies! Yay! |
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