S56 PT #3 - Subscription Service
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An unseen perk of being traded to the Toronto North Stars is a great number of sponsorship opportunities. However, as the team is rebuilding and the small handful of stars on the team already have advertising deals, lesser companies look to lesser players. Delver Fudgeson is currently attached to Daily Safety, a company which specializes in checking various household hazards to ensure your untimely death is not waiting around the corner. Delver lost his parents to an unfortunate tightrope "accident" at the circus when the wire holding them snapped. The company thought to use this memory to get him at a cheaper price, which is what happened. The service provides a licensed safety inspector to check anything in your home that could potentially kill you at any second. Knives exposed on the counter-top, faulty appliances, fridge tipping, sink drownings, shower slipping, yard bears, flocks of seagulls, etc. The inspector will check anywhere you tell them to, and some places you don't want them snooping, for your protection. If something isn't up to code, they will go over your options and put you up in a safe-house until your home is deemed acceptable to return to. Workplace hazards can also be inspected if you get the Daily Safety Office subscription tier. Delver Fudgeson uses it, which causes an inspector to be at the rink on a daily basis, checking skate blades, sharpened sticks, cocaine, anything that is found at a hockey rink that could cause serious damage if not properly stored.
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