I think the partnership between superstar Calgary Dragons defensemen, Brennan Kennedy Jr, and the fast food chain famous for their flame grilling, Burger King would be the best promotion in the league. Every goal Kennedy Jr scores, if you have a ticket from that game, its worth a whopper the next day at Calgary Burger King locations. Most promotions would stop at just one, but not this. For a big time player like Kennedy, we need a big time deal. Every assist, well that's good for a medium shake the following day. Did Kennedy Jr block a shot? Well you're in luck, every shot block is worth 1 spicy nugget (supplies limited). 2 penalty minutes? Well that's a Whopper Jr for you. The deals never end, a decent game for him, and you have enough food to feed the whole family the next day. What a time to be alive.