What a perfect sunny day down in Tampa bay Florida. Zoltan Topalo, Star of the SHL standing on the street corner holding a cardboard sign. SALVATION AWAITS YOU! ZOLTAN WILL SPARE YOU FOR A MERE MINIMUM “DONATION” OF $20 PER MONTH! JUST ONE LIFETIME OF MONTHLY PAYMENTS WILL OFFER YOU SALVATION FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY! I wouldn’t really say this is much of a subscription service. Everyone needs at least the bare minimum of salvation in their lives. The donation even comes with an annual postcare. Upon your ultimate demise, Lord Zoltan will protect and look after you in the afterlife. Lucky for Zoltan he was traded to the Florida area. Certain areas of the state are a hotbed for converts and Zoltan hit a new record for sign ups for his service the last 4 months! Lord Zoltan couldn’t be happier with Zoltan's commitment to him. He has promised increased hockey ability in the coming years. Please sign up today!