As we are all well aware here in the Simulation Hockey League, Erben Kasius' home country is, of course, the Netherlands. As a Dutchman, Kasius has been known to partake in the great past time of smoking grass. So, what better sponsorship for the up and coming star for the New England Wolfpack than to be the spokesperson for some of his country's finest coffee shops. Although Kasius is fairly well known by his countrymen, he is not well known in the states, as he honestly just is not very good yet. So it makes sense that it would be something more local that he'd receive sponsorship interest from. That being said, when the United States of American finally pull the decades old stick out of their ass and legalize marijuana, Kasius will be well positioned to be the face of America's first "coffee" shops. Of course by the time that actually happens he'll probably be like 70 or 80 years old, or dead, quite frankly. But even if they have to exhume his corpse and use his decaying skeleton as the mascot, it is literally in his contract that they will do so. Also the they here is "Green Bean Coffee Shop", which is a chain that I just made up because frankly I don't even smoke weed so I know basically nothing about coffee shops in Amsterdam or even about pot.

ISFL/PBE: speculadora