S56 PT #3 - Subscription Service
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micool132
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The subscription service combining the marketing power of Nathan Explosion and his new team, the Inferno is the Duncan Hills Coffee subscription package. Get 15 samples of coffee per month, for the low price of 99$ per month. The newest roast added to the Duncan Hills Coffee brand is the Inferno roast, allowing you to taste the blackest black times infinity coffee. No other coffee in the world tastes blacker than this one. You will also get in the monthly package the traditional guatamala, ethiopian and french vanilla roast. You will be dying for a cup (maybe litteraly, you have to sign a death waiver before subscribing). Some sellouts, I mean fans, have already claimed this is the best value coffee they have ever gotten, despite the price being fairly high for regular jackoffs. Explosion's toughts of these critics? "they are dildos".
Be sure to subscribe to the fresh creamers package made by Nathan Explosion, which is just an empty box since all coffee should be drank black, which is totally metal. Character Page RD- Quarterback Retired players: -Toki Wartooth -Nathan Explosion btw -Angus McFife XVIII |
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