KALASH-PROTECTION

Wow this is a nice business you have *crash*. Oh my god when did that damage happen!? Was it recently? Looks like you need better security around this place. Good news for you my friend, (points to business-associates with adidas tracksuits and baseball bats) I have just the solution for you! We like to explain this system as the mutual cooperation between client and our team of friendly associates. When you agree to this arrangement, our associates will take down your number and also provide theirs. Anytime you need any sort of assistance feel free to call upon our team-members 24/7 7-day-a-week we are available to assist you. Now you might be wondering what this amazing service will cost you, worry not, we make privately tailored plans that anyone can afford. Please just forward all of your accounting information and we will setup a fair payment plan for you. Do remember to act fast though because *windows breaking, shelfs collapsing* Rates are going up fast. Act now BEFORE ITS TOO LATE.