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SHL Renaming - Anagram Edition
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(This post was last modified: 10-30-2020, 09:56 AM by dogwoodmaple.)

Yesterday was SMJHL renaming with anagrams...today?  SHL!

Enjoy



Fan Retina Talon (Atlanta Inferno)
  • Named after Fan River, Albania
  • Location - Mirditë, Albania
  • Logo - bloody eye with an eagle talon protruding from the middle
  • Colors - Red, white, and blue
Boot Protein Llama (Baltimore Platoon)
  • Named after Boot Lake, Wisconsin
  • Location - Doty, Wisconsin
  • Logo - an incredibly buff, weightlifting llama
  • Colors - white, black, tan
Bluff Soaped Meat (Buffalo Stampede)
  • Named after Bluff, Utah
  • Location - Bluff, Utah
  • Logo - a pile of ground beef with a shower cap on, bathing
  • Colors - red, brown, white
Gag Lard Crayons (Calgary Dragons)
  • Named after Gag Island, Indonesia
  • Location - Gag Island, Indonesia
  • Logo - a group of morbidly obese crayons
  • Colors - red, blue, yellow
Cacti Cyanide Hogs (Chicago Syndicate)
  • Named after Cactus (Carnegiea gigantea)
  • Location - Phoenix, Arizona
  • Logo - a group of green, poison-riddled boars with large tusks
  • Colors - green and white
Tiz Bronzed Almond (Edmonton Blizzard)
  • Named after Tiz, Iran
  • Location - Tiz, Iran
  • Logo - a bronze-colored almond, proudly standing with its hands on hips and wearing a cape
  • Colors - brown, tan, bronze
Těšín Hell Tomahawks (Hamilton Steelhawks)
  • Named after Těšín, Czech Republic
  • Location - Těšín, Czech Republic
  • Logo - a fiery tomahawk with devil horns
  • Colors - red and black
Horn Legless Peasant (Los Angeles Panthers)
  • Named after Horn River
  • Location - Great Bear Lake, Canada
  • Logo - a farming Medieval peasant without any legs
  • Colors - green and tan
Tea Rat Hangman (Manhattan Rage)
  • Named after Tea, South Dakota
  • Location - Tea, South Dakota
  • Logo - a rodent standing on a gallows with a noose nearby
  • Colors - grey and black
Thinn Massacre Moon (Minnesota Monarchs)
  • Named after Thinn Family of Norway
  • Location - Oslo, Norway
  • Logo - a blood-red moon with a menacing grin
  • Colors - red and white
Wengen Walk Calf Pond (New England Wolfpack)
  • Named after Wengen, Switzerland
  • Location - Wengen, Switzerland
  • Logo - a shallow body of water, filled with black and white cows
  • Colors - black, blue, and white
Corn Serpent Weasels (New Orleans Specters)
  • Named after Corn, Oklahoma
  • Location - Corn Oklahoma
  • Logo - a weasel with a serpent's body
  • Colors - brown, green, and grey
DIP Carcass Inferno (San Francisco Pride)
  • Named after Diapaga Airport (Code: DIP)
  • Location - Diapaga, Burkina Faso
  • Logo - a group of decomposing bodies surrounded my flames
  • Colors - red, green, and brown
Tuo Street Lasagna (Seattle Argonauts)
  • Named after Tuo River
  • Location - Ziyang, China
  • Logo - a sloppy heap of lasagna on a dirty street
  • Colors - red, white, and black
Aura Bay Apt Mad Crab (Tampa Bay Barracuda)
  • Named after Aura, Finland
  • Location - Aura, Finland
  • Logo - a crazed king crab with large claws
  • Colors - pink, white, and blue
Deest Anger Axes (Texas Renegades)
  • Named after Deest, Netherlands
  • Location - Deest, Netherlands
  • Logo - a group of bloody axes with grimaces
  • Colors - silver, white, and gold
Root Tart Snot Horns (Toronto North Stars)
  • Named after Root, Switzerland
  • Location - Root, Switzerland
  • Logo - a french horn with a green discharge flowing out
  • Colors - gold and green
Tej Spine Wing (Winnipeg Jets)
  • Named after the Eritrean beverage, Tej
  • Location - Asmara, Eritrea
  • Logo - a spinal column with wings
  • Colors - all white
Which are your favorites?

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root tart snot horns lmao

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I demand rebranding designs for each of these teams stat.

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Fuck the penaltys
ARGARGARHARG
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10-30-2020, 09:54 AMdogwoodmaple Wrote: Deest Anger Axes (Texas Renegades)

Deest nuts!

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#6

Good work!

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10-30-2020, 12:16 PMMike Izzy Wrote: Good work!

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Co-GM of the Gag Lard Crayons

Co-GM -> Co-General Manager -> Ace Mango Enlarger (of the Gag Lard Crayones)

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Quote:Logo - bloody eye with an eagle talon protruding from the middle

Thanks for the nightmares

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#9

these are golden rebrands

"Logo - a sloppy heap of lasagna on a dirty street"

need to see fully realized
TBH change it to a chicken parm and it seems like a Calgary Alt logo


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Gag Lard Crayons for life!



And on a serious note, if your mangos have indeed been enlarged, please consult your physician. There are antibiotics for that now.

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Go snot horns!

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NOLA rebranding to serpent weasels would make me so happy

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