Double Draft Media - Third Annual Best Name in the Draft
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It is amazing to think that this is already the third edition of this prestigious award for the best name in the draft. The Season 57 SHL entry draft is in the books so it is now time to take a look at how creative the new players were in their names. Last year's winner, Unga Bunga Lemme Smash set the bar pretty high so I hope there are some good ones out there. As always, this is meant to be for fun, not mean spirited. If you are offended by what is said here, please kindly submit a complain in the nearest trash can and it will be reviewed seriously. Fingers crossed that we will not see fifty guys named Petrov like last year. Without further ado, let us get into the names.
Round 1: 1 . New England Wolfpack - Jonathan Granström - Halkohol - The number one pick in the draft but he would not be the number one pick for names. It is ok, but nothing flashy or special. 2 . Minnesota Monarchs - Arsene Leclerc - spooked - Arsene Leclerc is going to get a huge bump if they named him after the great Charl Leclerc, driver of the number 16 car for Scuderia Ferrari in F1. If it was just coincidence then I am not as impressed. I will chose to believe that was his intention though so major props for that. 3 . Los Angeles Panthers - Sean Gatez - SewingWithNancy - You know you are cool if your add a z to the end of a name rather than an s. In this case Sean chose to do just that. Maybe he's trying to insinuate that he has money like Bill Gates but in rapper form. I am not sure. 4 . New Orleans Specters - Vlastislav Malik - Leafs1997 - I am just going to focus on that first name which is awesome in my opinion. Always like to see two consonants to start a name. Vlasti has a nice ring to it for a nick name too. 5 . Winnipeg Jets - Dwayne Gretzky - 3lewsers - No, he is not the great one, it is his nephew Dwayne though so hopefully he is talented. I am not going to say this is the most creative name but who doesn't like Gretzky. 6 . Winnipeg Jets - Freyja Hellstrom - Calliope - Freyja Hellstrom has a nice ring to it. I have to say that I like this name and it would be an early contender for the name of the draft. I am sure we will see some great ones though so this may not be quite good enough to take the crown. 7 . San Francisco Pride - Ruggs McOooh - Ruggsy - Ruggsy has a winner here with his Ruggs McOooh. Word is he legally changed his name after so many women made that sound when he came around. I can not say for sure if this is true but what I can say is, I like the name. 8 . Los Angeles Panthers - Jari Heikkinen - Allegiant - A very hockey sounding name, he's probably blonde, six foot four and speaks a language that sounds very funny. 9 . New England Wolfpack - Brennan Huff - Jayrome - Not my favorite, just kind of blah. 10 . New England Wolfpack - Jon St. Ark - Arkz - Jon St. Ark was considered by many to be the top player in the draft so to see him go so far down the board is a bit surprising. From a name perspective, there seems to be a lot of St. whatevers out there but this kid should be a good player. 11 . Atlanta Inferno - Pablo Salvatici - Jepox - I am not sure what is going on here. Italian sounding last name but a spanish sounding first name. He has got me confused. 12 . New Orleans Specters - Cian McFelter - Titan - Cian sounds very Irish so hopefully this kid will be good so he can join our IIHF team soon. 13 . Manhattan Rage - Matty Sandeen - TheBigSandeenie - I think I like this guys user name better than his player name. Sounds like the Big Sandeenie will be the name I choose to call this guy. 14 . Calgary Dragons - Luukas Lilja - Retuperkele - Classic double u usage on this name. Strong play, well done. 15 . Edmonton Blizzard - Rude Sniff - Dude - I believe the next two names in the draft may be the top contenders. Rude Sniff with a user name of Dude, does it get much better than that. I can't tell if he has gas and smells bad which is why he is so rude or if he sniffs menacingly at his opponents but either way, it is a great name. 16 . New Orleans Specters - Bas O'Bigber - Sopath - I am automatically going to like any name including Bas. Reminds me of the legendary Bas Rutten of Pancrase and UFC fame. I doubt that was what he was going for here but if he was, hands down respect. 17 . Buffalo Stampede - Anton Mihailov - Mr. Finland - a guy named Mr. Finland naming his player Mihailov doesn't seem to jive but who am I to judge. 18 . New Orleans Specters - Robert Feltersnatch - Roamus - There has been lingering questions surround Robert from some unresolved sexual assault cases. He claims he didn't but she said Robert felt her snatch. I don't know who to believe any more. Round 2: 19 . San Francisco Pride - Jarmo Kekalainen - TheFlash - Jarmo is an interesting name. Must be European. 20 . Seattle Argonauts - Yanno Rosejac - Demolish - Yanno and Jarmo, quite a back to back paing here. Other than that, not much to see here. 21 . New Orleans Specters - Farley Hank - Beebob - this isn't fair to Farley, not at all, but I just hate seeing this name here. The only reason why is in PBE, it seemed like every damn pack of baseball cards I got had a Farley Hank card in it. Seriously so many damn duplicates. Again, not fair that your name is tainted like that but it had to be said. 22 . New Orleans Specters - Michael Scotch - sabremike - Could this be a reference to Michael Scott of the Office fame, maybe. 23 . Seattle Argonauts - Ren-Ekelemchi Shimizu-Okoli - ProjectSaint - what is going on here? I can't even pronounce it, let alone grade it. 24 . Baltimore Platoon - Rob Wright - Snuffalupagus - boring 25 . Winnipeg Jets - Vincent Mietitore - ViN - blah 26 . Los Angeles Panthers - Kai Ichinose - Gumbaman - As long as he goes by the nick name cobra, I am all for this name. 27 . New England Wolfpack - Kaapo Kampaninen - marco999 - I bet this guy wears a Jofa helmet like Jagr used to. 28 . Hamilton Steelhawks - Wen Baters - Water - blah 29 . Atlanta Inferno - Bjorn Thornsen - frazzle14 - probably a really nice guy, also has a baby carrier named after him. 30 . Minnesota Monarchs - Hugo Gronroos - Jedi - This name flows pretty well. I like it 31 . San Francisco Pride - Igor Petrov - TheCC - son of a bitch, we couldn't get through an entire draft without one of these 32 . San Francisco Pride - Mikael Koskinen - storm - another Russian no doubt. 33 . Edmonton Blizzard - Tyler Ward - Hordle - blah 34 . Chicago Syndicate - Kian Hamilton Jr - linsangeles - it's a shame that Hamilton couldn't get drafted by the Steelhawks 35 . New England Wolfpack - Bigga Foryu - UberBJ - Another rapper name in the draft it seems. I am good with it. 36 . San Francisco Pride - Sonata Diamente - MattyIce - Like the name Sonata, very musical. Round 3: 37 . San Francisco Pride - Anna Ponecorvo - AnnaH - 38 . Baltimore Platoon - Victor Fedorov - Serpe x 13 39 . Hamilton Steelhawks - Tokkulu Lakkamaa - dmuda11 - I don't know why but I like this name a lot. It sounds like he should be on a rugby pitch doing The Haka. 40 . Minnesota Monarchs - Jimmy Nucluster - eagle_brand - Nucluster sounds like a virus outbreak, not a great look in 2020 41 . Seattle Argonauts - Pass - worst name in the draft, kidding. 42 . Tampa Bay Barracuda - Pass 43 . Winnipeg Jets - Marabelle Octive - Kagomewolf78 44 . Los Angeles Panthers - Pass 45 . Chicago Syndicate - Pass 46 . Buffalo Stampede - Mikahail Borisnoff - Neadex 47 . Atlanta Inferno - Tres Sombreros - AL GRINGO - Shout out to our hockey brothers from south of the border! 48 . San Francisco Pride - Pass 49 . Seattle Argonauts - Pass 50 . Calgary Dragons - Pass 51 . Edmonton Blizzard - Chad Alfa - MBHockey5 - an alfa chad, must be a serious bro. 52 . San Francisco Pride - Pass 53 . Buffalo Stampede - Pass 54 . Hamilton Steelhawks - Pass Round 4: 55 . San Francisco Pride - Pass 56 . Baltimore Platoon - Pass 57 . Tampa Bay Barracuda - Pass 58 . Minnesota Monarchs - Kyle Murray - Jimmysmo27 - Related to Kyler? His family likes names that start with Kyle i guess. I have to say, this season was a bit of a let down after some of the star studded names lists that we've seen in the previous two years. With that said there is some quality in here. In a very close personal vote, I am handing this year's crown to Rude Sniff @Dude. Carry it forward with pride. Looking forward to some better creativity next season but feel free to throw our your choices for the top name if there are any in here that you like better. Maybe next year we will do a proper poll and get some actual voting going on verses having me be the end all be all in this contest. If anyone has any other ideas for improving this feel free to drop them below as well. Hopefully this was just enough words to get me to 1750. Code: 1750 Words Double Media Draft Gritty McGritterson Player Page Gritty McGritterson Update Page S53 Four Star Cup Champion- Detroit Falcons S56 Challenge Cup Champion - Hamilton Steelhawks
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