oh yeah fantasy camp with the atlanta inferno is an absolute banger because we're such a new organization that any alumni that we have are still actually relevant and able to play hockey at least somewhat, although maybe not in some cases i guess. attending the camp will be famous alumni nolan sawchunk, geoff moore, keith lee, and guy o'shea. unfortunately, because they are currently on other SHL teams, geoff moore, keith lee, and guy o'shea are unable to actually participate in any playing related events for fear of injury and getting into sticky situations with insurance, so for the on-ice practices and games, it will just be nolan sawchunk out there deking kids out with filthy dangles, going forehand backhand, top shelf cheddar. just one sawchunk is enough to satisfy everyone's alumni needs -- the chunk is in his name for a reason. we'll be offering free @hotdogs and gabriel johnson @Gwdjohnson himself will be handing them out and everyone gets a little gift bag with a little montreal terminus cock cage courtesy of @Briedaqueduc. the whole experience is very worth it in my opinion

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