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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in advanced statistics, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the SHL HO, and I have over 300 confirmed hits. I am trained in IPPEV and I’m a top 50 sniper in the entire SHL. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting the SHL Awards Committee about my Dar nomination so you better prepared for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can block shots in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in PP time, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Chicago Syndicate and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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#2

Oh how I've missed you

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#3

Boom Stinky

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#4

I'm so confused

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#5

this isn't messier

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#6

damn @boom what'd you do to this guy?

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01-13-2021, 03:17 AMDextaria Wrote: damn @boom  what'd you do to this guy?

"this guy" put some respeck on my man pingy's name


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#8

Boom now leading S53 in TD's

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#9

This isn't messier



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#10

01-13-2021, 01:22 PMLordBirdman Wrote: Boom now leading S53 in TD's
And I don't think any of them have actually been because of something I myself did lol

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#11

boom sucks at overwatch lol

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01-14-2021, 07:56 AMdmuda11 Wrote: boom sucks at overwatch lol
Big if true


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