Quote:1. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)

Reflection on your season - how did your player fare on the ice this season? Did you meet or surpass your individual player goals or did you come up short? Whether you excelled or disappointed - what can you attribute that to? What will you try to do better next season?

Jimmy did surprisingly good this season, this includes scoring 2 goals in one game! Fuck yeah Jimmy. He's come a long way so far, and this is only just the beginning with the little man. So far Jimmy's been focusing a lot on his defense, and it shows, pooling in his time and skill effort into all his special defense tactics, wanting the best for his team, the Falcons. Jimmy wasn't absolutely perfect this season, but all that needs is a little more training and practice on the ice. Jimmy is solely focused on having better defense for his team, and always keeping a falcon's eye on the puck. With the help of Jimmy's friends, they have advised Jimmy on where to focus most when practicing to be a better defenseman, as well as teaching him the hockey ways, opening his mind chakra, and letting in the lord of the puck. This has caused Jimmy into a spiral of emotion, opening him up to the best player he's ever going to be.

Quote:3. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)

Over the offseason your player is getting involved in some charitable causes. What is your player/team doing around the community/for charity this offseason?

Jimmy has a real soft spot for kids, and of course, hockey. Combining these two, Jimmy talked to the gang and they've come up with a way to start donating to ManAdvantage.org, a chance for children who have had a parent die or is disabled that can't let them enjoy hockey the way they would if they have available parents. Jimmy connects with this charity, because he too had a parent that passed away when Jimmy was young. Striking Jimmy's heart chords, he strives for the chance to give kids something to keep their chins up about, something to keep them happy and entertained, as kids should be. In Jimmy's gang, there are the player's kids who are so full of love and life about hockey, that seeing that something like that won't be available to everyone breaks Jimmy's heart in two. He wants everyone to live a good life full of happiness and hockey.

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4. Written, 1 or 2 TPE

HAIKUS - write 2 SHL themed haikus for 1 TPE or 4 SHL themed haikus for 2 TPE.

Lustful evening here
On the ice, he shoots, how quaint!
Jimmy scores, how nice.

It is cold right now
Scraping the slippery floor,
The fast puck moves quick.

Jobin is a man
He swiftly moves gracefully
Arched, he roars with glee

Jimmy Nutcluster
His grip so tight on the stick
3 goals, he makes it

Quote:5. Written, 2 TPE (100 words min.)

Which SHL or SMJHL team was the best team to not make the finals this season and why?

The Falcons! The Falcons. I'll let you why. Ever seen a falcon in real life? Those things are intimidating as fuck. You ever had one look you right in the eye? Absolutely terrifying. You assume you have no escape and your life is about to end right then and there. This is what happens when you are against the Falcons on the ice. You think you're gonna win?? Falcons will absolutely scrape you to bits. They had done very well this season but sadly they hadn't done enough. The Falcons were the best to not make it, I tell ya!!

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