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***Aephino*** · 01-29-2021, 09:17 PM

preface by saying sorry im drunk and writing this

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1. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)

Reflection on your season - how did your player fare on the ice this season? Did you meet or surpass your individual player goals or did you come up short? Whether you excelled or disappointed - what can you attribute that to? What will you try to do better next season?

Overall, I was very happy with Williams' production he had a very good season. I ended up with 48 points for a breakdown of 28 goals and 20 assists. The goals to assists ratio is something i'm especially proud of. that being said, I cannot say that I surpassed my individual player goals. I was really pushing for closer to a points per game ratio. There was a point in the season (early season) where I was almost at 1 point per game played. But, I went on a very dry spell and Texas probably sufferred. I want to be able to lead my team but I was unable to this season. That being said, I am really excited for the future of edward williams. Its looking like i will hit 1500 tpe by s59 and i'm so stoked for that. texas is thriving and i think regardless of my overall tpe, the teamwork and quality surrounding williams will be a huge boost in the following seasons.

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6. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)

What's your prediction for this season's IIHF tournament? Which teams do you expect to do well (or not well)? Which players?

I normally look at previous seasons IIHF tournaments to see what teams will do well. Honestly, it's the same suspects every season sadly team-wise. I'm hoping Great Britain can medal again but with Canada and United States dominance that will be tricky. Another team to watch out for is Japan, who finished with more wins last year than Great Britain and Czech Republic, who is another team worth noting. The dark horse is probably Sweden or Switzerland, who may not have the overall quality--lots of players to choose from--like Canada or United States, but can produce great moments in games. The teams who should just aim for wins are Russia, Latvia, and Finland. Last year's round robin they had a combined total of 6 wins, which is quite dreadful considering the teams are filled with professional hockey players. The best players usually reflect the SHL, so we should be on the lookout for Scarn, Westbroek, Slothface, Luffy, Tokolosh, Smeb... the usual suspects.

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12. Written, up to 4 TPE - Pick up to 4 Challenge Cup related topics to write about! Each topic is worth 1 TPE. Each answer must be 50+ words.

a. The season series between these two teams was tied 3-3. Do you think either team has an advantage in this series or do you see it as a true toss up?

b. Each of these teams boasts a very strong first powerplay unit - which team has the special teams advantage in this series?

c. Which of these two teams' brandings do you prefer? Take into account colors, logo, name, location, and anything else you consider relevant.

d. Would you rather get a lap dance from Hugh Jazz, have a staring contest with Luke Atmey (velv's old player), reach for objects on high shelves with Dale Miller, or play League with Parker Smeb?

a. On paper, Hamilton has to take the edge. Obviously their 110 points during the regular season is massive, but they have the motivation and past results to show for it. They have won numerous Cups recently and many of the personal has carried over into s57. They were the favorites going into the season and that does not change even if Chicago have 3 wins on them in the series.

b. I think Chicago might edge out Hamilton for special teams. IN terms of powerplay scoring during the regular season, Hamilton had Scarn and Clapper with 25 and 21 points respectively, but Chicago's top points scorers were 23 and 22 respectively, along with Selman with 20. Chicago can take advantage here if Hamilton are not careful. Hamilton have the overall edge, but Chicago are a team that can pounce unexectedly and take Hamilton by storm.

c. Has to be the syndacyte for me. I cannot spell syndacaite don't make me spell it correctly. Chicago has the much cooler mascot, every team and their mother has a bird for a mascot these days so it is wildly overrated. Even though my favorite color is blue, yellow is a far more unique color in terms of team branding. The logo itself might need a refresher, but Chicago has a strong pull with their overall look and feel. Chicago is an iffy city but it's still crazy populated.

d. staring contest 10000% fucking percent. holy shit i love doing staring contests with people. ever since i was younger i loved doing staring contests, it was easier when i had contacts, but i can unfocus my eyes really easily so it's almost like my eyes are like dead and i can zone out in a millisecond. like its really good and i can beat just about anyone. i challenge my girlfriend all the time but shes not very good so its way too easy. give me luke atmey and i will take him down in a heartbeat fuck yeah.

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15. CW TRIVIA, 3 TPE max - 1 TPE for participation, 0.5 TPE for each correct answer. This is completed through a Google form linked below. Make sure to spell your answers correctly or you will not get credit. Post your verification word in your CW post.

verification: bloop

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16. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)

As my last PT prompt ever I am happy to claim creative license here and do this prompt that no one is allowed to get mad at me because it's my last PT prompt ever.

Many athletes have created OnlyFans accounts recently, including Bec Rawlings, Plaxico Burress, and Adi Spiegelman - if your SHL player created an account what premium content are fans around the world subscribing to see? It doesn't have to be sex stuff but it doesn't not have to be :o Would your player be successful on this platform? No graphic option for this one! Goodbye!

honestly fuck sex. my player edward williams will be making music for his fans. big ed loves to make edm in his spare time and will be giving private showings, as well as taking input, from his fans into making music. maybe if he's had a couple drinks in him he will take his shirt off for some premium subscriptions, but trust me williams is not there for the money. texas pays him well so he's there for his fans. his fans want his MUSIC. ed has a nice lil bass/baritone voice so he'll give a lovely performance if fans show enough support. it's all about the support, never about the money. only fans is all about the FANS its in the name. edward can play the piano and will woo his fans over. texas may have dan and kvalheim and other stars, but soon they'll realize that big ed is is the big prospect. he was 4oa in s53 or whatever they want him to perform they want him to SHINE. edward williams is all about fan satisfaction every time he scores goals hes doing it for YOU.

Aagian sorry for any mistakes i promise im drinking carefully

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