1. This season, Ambacas had a decent year for the Tampa Bay Barracuda. The Barracuda leaned on Cuddles, the second year defenseman from the Carolina Kraken, resulting in Cuddles logging the most ice time out of any player in the league, breaking 27 minutes average time on ice. Ambacas Cuddles welcomed the role and performed admirably, scoring 7 goals and 18 assists for a total of 25 points. He also amassed 75 hits and 215 shot blocks, making him a better goalie than Aleister Cain @SlashACM. I think we can attribute Ambacas’ success last season to his teammates developing around him. With such a young team, the Barracuda will get better each season, making everyone improve each season. Going into next season, I’d like to work on being more reliable on the puck. If Ambacas is going to be the number one defenseman for the Barracuda, he will need to make better decisions with the puck, meaning that he will have to work on his vision and puck handling a lot this offseason. Getting better and that area could vastly improve the team’s offensive output.

2. An idea for a new player type in our league could be an Ovechkin type sniper. Usually, snipers are smaller, more nimble moves that are focused on shooting and speed. Not that Ovi can not skate well, but he is far bigger than your prototypical sniper. An Ovi build could be an amazing goalscorer but also a menacing physical presence out there on the ice. Not only would this player thrive at the faceoff dot, loading up one timers, they could also make a living in front of the net, using their size to score some dirty goals. Their important attributes would have to be Shooting Accuracy, Hitting, Strength, Offensive Read, Getting Open, and Balance. I think that every team out there could benefit from having a big, sturdy, goal scorer on their team that can give their opponents nightmares. After writing this though I figure this is kinda like Garbage Collector. Oh well.

3.This offseason, Ambacas Cuddles used some of his time doing some charitable work in the great city of Tampa Bay. Ambacas Cuddles decided to volunteer in local elementary schools along with Michael Fitted @Fitted2106 and Tom Fiddler @PremierBromanov , where they raised awareness about the United States school system spreading capitalist propaganda to all its students. They taught the kids the absolute terror and destruction that the American capitalist agenda has brought upon the world. The trio have planned to use their platform to speak out against the system and it is a hot topic in the locker room, so this was the logical next step. In the future, Cuddles, Fitted, and Fiddler plan to found their own Leftist Party and hopefully have a presidential candidate, with the4ir base being young, educated voters who actually understand how shit works and dont suck the dick of billionaires like most Americans. The work of these Cuda players will hopefully bring about worldwide prosperity and peace.

4.
Tampa Bay Cudas
The best team in Atlantic
Wolfpack can eat shit

Ambacas Cuddles
Super tall and very fat
Collecting shot blocks

Fitted equals GOAT
J Commish Award Winner
Makes the league his bitch

Hamilton Steelhawks
Very pog, likes cum a lot
@Gooney cumshot boss

5. The best SHL team to not make the finals this season is of course the Tampa Bay Barracuda. The Barracuda are coming into next season with a fully active lineup with no regressing players, while still having one of the best prospect pools in the league and having a boatload of picks to boot. If everything pans out right, the Barracuda are in the position to dominate the S60’s and beyond. Led by new captain Tom Fiddler and alternates Michael Fitted and Zoltan Topalo, the Barracuda will take over the league and show them that it is indeed cuda time. CHOMP CHOMP!!

15. Submitted, poop

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