After a hilarious misunderstanding in VC a question has presented itself. Which would be more disgusting?

Cal Juice
Tomas Zadina
Brady McIntyre

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Compared to how much cool whip i put on pie compared to mayo on a sammich, mayo pie would be much worse

      


"Fearless" Phillip Weaver - Goalie - Nevada Battleborn - 623 TPE
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Name: Phillip Weaver
Birthplace: Canada
Height: 6'
Weight: 195 lbs
Jersey Number: 42
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Career Statistics:
Regular Season:
S55 - SMJHL - Nevada Battleborn - 38 GP - 8 Wins - 1 Shutout - 4.13 GAA - .902 SV%
S56 - SMJHL - Nevada Battleborn - 25 GP - 13 Wins - 1 Shutout - 2.98 GAA - .911 SV%
S57 - SMJHL - Nevada Battleborn - 30 GP - 14 Wins - 4 Shutouts - 2.89 GAA - .911 SV%
Playoffs:
S55 - SMJHL - Nevada Battleborn - 2 GP - 0 Wins - 0 Shutouts - 5.69 GAA - .864 SV%
S56 - SMJHL - Nevada Battleborn - 2 GP - 1 Wins - 0 Shutouts - 2.89 GAA - .919 SV%
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Transactions:
S55 SMJHL Entry Draft - 1st Round - 9th Overall - Nevada Battleborn
S56 SHL Entry Draft - 1st Round - 17th Overall - Tampa Bay Barracuda
S55 Canadian WJC Team

yo i would throw up if i ate a sandwich with cool whip on it. the pie wouldnt even be that bad if i liked pumpkins id try that

yo i would throw up if i ate a sandwich with cool whip on it. the pie wouldnt even be that bad if i liked pumpkins id try that

oh shit this post reminded me i have some pie lfg!!!!!

I hate pumpkin pie even with cool whip so Ima have to go with the sandwich. Also I hate you.

Sigs by Me, Merica, High Stick King, Rum_Ham, Jess, vulfzilla, enigmatic, and Carpy

 

Brian Morley | LAP | S30 Hall of Fame | Buffalo Stampede Co-GM
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CAREER AWARDS/ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
1x Challenge Cup (S17)
2x 1st All-Star Team (S22, S24)
1x 2nd All-Star Team (S23)
1x Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (S22)
2x Jay McDonald Trophy (S22, S24)
2x Damian Littleton Nominee (S21)
2x Ron Mexico Nominee (S22, S23)
2x Jeff Dar Nominee (S23, S24)
First, second and fifth most goals in a season in the 52 game era
Second most points in a season in the 52 game era
Second most goals by a player in Los Angeles Panthers franchise history
Second most points by a player in Los Angeles Panthers franchise history
Most goals, assists and points by a player drafted in S14
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CAREER STATS:
758 GP:  265 Goals, 328 Assists, 593 Points

Chimkin Wing | Right Wing | Retired Beef Cake
Jersey Number: 35
Height: 6ft 8in
Weight: 225 lbs
Birthplace: Zrenjanin, Serbia
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Signed as a free agent in S55 with the Anchorage Armada
Drafted 47th overall in the S56 SHL draft by the Buffalo Stampede
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SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATS:
S55: GP: 10 | W: 5 | L: 4 | OTL: 0 | GAA: 2.31 | SV%: .910 | SO: 1
S56: GP: 26 | W: 12 L: 8 | OTL: 3 | GAA: 2.59 | SV%: .893 | SO: 2
S57: GP: 53 | W: 33 L: 12 | OTL: 7 | GAA: 2.02 | SV%: .920 | SO: 8
S58: GP: 51 | W: 27 L: 22 | OTL: 2 | GAA: 2.11 | SV%: .927 | SO: 8
SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS:
S57: GP: 16 | W: 12 L: 3 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 1.86 | SV%: .926 | SO: 1
S58: GP: 21 | W: 13 L: 7 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 2.56 | SV%: .906 | SO: 0
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SHL REGULAR SEASON STATS:
S58: GP: 3 | W: 2 | L: 0 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 1.95 | SV%: .880 | SO: 1
S59: GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 26 | P: 34 | +/-: 38 | PIM: 16
S60: GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 23 | P: 42 | +/-: 32 | PIM: 12
S61: GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 31 | P: 42 | +/-: 36 | PIM: 38
S62: GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 38 | P: 42 | +/-: 34 | PIM: 12
S63: GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 28 | P: 34 | +/-: 7 | PIM: 19
S64: GP: 66 | G: 36 | A: 54 | P: 90 | +/-: 44 | PIM: 16
S65: GP: 66 | G: 44 | A: 41 | P: 85 | +/-: 18 | PIM: 18
S66: GP: 66 | G: 27 | A: 54 | P: 81 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 34
S67: GP: 66 | G: 20 | A: 55 | P: 75 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 44
S68: GP: 66 | G: 33 | A: 57 | P: 90 | +/-: 32 | PIM: 20
S69: GP: 66 | G: 32 | A: 59 | P: 91 | +/-: 31 | PIM: 34
S70: GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 64 | P: 76 | +/-: 31 | PIM: 26
S71: GP: 66 | G: 23 | A: 38 | P: 61 | +/-: 22 | PIM: 26
S72: GP: 66 | G: 22 | A: 33 | P: 55 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 34
S73: GP: 66 | G: 17 | A: 39 | P: 56 | +/-: 21 | PIM: 20
S74: GP: 66 | G: 29 | A: 38 | P: 67 | +/-: 28 | PIM: 20
TOT: GP: 1056 | G: 343 | A: 678 | P: 1021 | +/-: 376 | PIM: 389
SHL PLAYOFF STATS:
S59: GP: 19 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 4
S60: GP: 22 | G: 6 | A: 15 | P: 21 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 4
S61: GP: 9 | G: 1 | A: 5 | P: 6 | +/-: 7 | PIM: 2
S62: GP: 9 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 3 | PIM: 2
S63: GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 0
S64: GP: 11 | G: 4 | A: 8 | P: 12 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 2
S65: GP: 18 | G: 12 | A: 14 | P: 26 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 0
S66: GP: 16 | G: 4 | A: 9 | P: 13 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2
S67: GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 0
S68: GP: 17 | G: 10 | A: 17 | P: 27 | +/-: 6 | PIM: 10
S69: GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 2
S70: GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2
S71: GP: 21 | G: 7 | A: 17 | P: 24 | +/-: 6 | PIM: 4
S72: GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 0
S73: GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 6 | P: 6 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 2
S74: GP: 9 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 4
TOT: GP: 189 | G: 54 | A: 114 | P: 168 | +/-: 34 | PIM: 40
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AWARDS AND ACCOLADES:
S55 Matt Lewis-Flood Trophy
S57 Four Star Cup Champion
S57 SMJHL Second All Star Team
S57 Brodie Witzel Trophy - Playoffs MVP
S58 SMJHL First All Star Team
S58 Matt Lewis-Flood Trophy
S58 Cedric Robinson Trophy - Best Goalie
S60 Challenge Cup Champion
S64 Named Buffalo Stampede Captain
S64 Aidan Richan Award
S69 SHL All Star
S71 Challenge Cup Champion

Ongo Gablogian, the art collector | RD | Carolina Kraken
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Charmed, I'm sure
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Jersey Number: 0
Height: 4 ft 10in
Weight: 290 lbs
Birthplace: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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Drafted 8th overall by the Carolina Kraken in S74
Drafted 39th overall by the Buffalo Stampede in S75
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REGULAR SEASON STATS
S74: GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 22 | P: 25 | +/-: -16 | PIM: 32 | HITS: 109
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PLAYOFF STATS
S74: DNQ
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AWARDS AND ACCOLADES
Fuckin' nothing so far. Or probably ever.

❤!! RIP to the big homies 701 and Mac !!❤

Compared to how much cool whip i put on pie compared to mayo on a sammich, mayo pie would be much worse

this

I hate pumpkin pie even with cool whip so Ima have to go with the sandwich. Also I hate you.

Most people do

Cal Juice
Tomas Zadina
Brady McIntyre

Gunnar Söderberg || IIHF Fed Head - Sweden || GM - Nevada Battleborn
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Highlights:
S45 WJC | Sweden - Bronze
S46 SMJHL | Drafted 5th OA - Kelowna Knights
S47 SHL | Drafted 2nd OA - Tampa Bay
S47 SMJHL | Captain - Kelowna Knights
S48 SMJHL | Captain - Kelowna Knights
S48 IIHF | Gold - Sweden
S49 SHL All-Rookie Team
S52 IIHF | Silver - Sweden
S56 IIHF | Bronze - Sweden
S57 Challenge Cup - Chicago Syndicate
S57 Anton Razov Award (Playoffs MVP)
S60 IIHF | Bronze - Sweden
S60 SHL | Captain - Chicago Syndicate
S61 SHL | Captain - Chicago Syndicate
S62 SHL | Captain - Chicago Syndicate
S66 SMJHL | Nour Harrak Award (Best GM Duo)

Lias Ekholm-Gunnarsson || C || Winnipeg Aurora
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Highlights:
S62 SMJHL | Drafted 26 OA - Nevada Battleborn
S63 SHL | Drafted 1 OA - Winnipeg Aurora
S63 SMJHL | All-Star
S65 SMJHL | All-Star
S67 IIHF | Top Forward
S68 IIHF | Gold - Sweden
S69 IIHF | Silver - Sweden
S70 SHL | All-Star
S70 SHL | Aidan Richan Award
S70 IIHF | Silver - Sweden
S71 SHL | All-Star
S71 SHL | Sergei Karpotsov Trophy
S71 SHL | Jay McDonald Trophy
S71 SHL | Sarmad Khan Award
S72 SHL | Challenge Cup - Winnipeg Aurora
S72 SHL | All-Star
S72 IIHF | Bronze - Sweden
S72 SHL | Anton Razov Award
S73 IIHF | Gold - Sweden
S75 IIHF | Gold - Sweden




. : : .

I wish I hadn't seen this thread just before lunch.

Ethan Duncan | #11 | D | Winnipeg Aurora | 2407 Peak TPE
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 192 lbs
Birthplace: United States
S52 SMJHL Draft: 46th Overall by the Kelowna Knights
S53 SHL Draft: 6th Overall by the West Kendall Platoon

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SHL Regular Season Statistics
S56 | BAP | GP: 50 | G: 09 | A: 08 | P: 17 | +/-: -31 | PIM: 24 | HIT: 12 | SB: 35 | FO%: 53.2
S57 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 06 | A: 29 | P: 35 | +/-: -27 | PIM: 56 | HIT: 20 | SB: 58 | FO%: 54.6
S58 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 21 | A: 37 | P: 58 | +/-: +18 | PIM: 12 | HIT: 71 | SB: 62 | FO%: 54.9
S59 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 18 | A: 35 | P: 53 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 29 | HIT: 103 | SB: 52 | FO%: 51.7
S60 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 24 | A: 40 | P: 64 | +/-: +25 | PIM: 30 | HIT: 106 | SB: 11 | FO%: 49.3
S61 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 26 | A: 49 | P: 75 | +/-: +42 | PIM: 10 | HIT: 123 | SB: 35 | FO%: 50.9
S62 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 36 | A: 47 | P: 83 | +/-: +26 | PIM: 22 | HIT: 120 | SB: 17 | FO%: 51.4
S63 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 40 | A: 50 | P: 90 | +/-: +51 | PIM: 10 | HIT: 88 | SB: 1
S64 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 31 | A: 38 | P: 69 | +/-: +31 | PIM: 12 | HIT: 74 | SB: 6
S65 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 35 | A: 36 | P: 71 | +/-: +19 | PIM: 30 | HIT: 103 | SB: 3
S66 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 14 | A: 36 | P: 50 | +/-: +7 | PIM: 36 | HIT: 73 | SB: 99
S67 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 23 | A: 32 | P: 55 | +/-: +36 | PIM: 36 | HIT: 63 | SB: 106
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Total | GP: 776 | G: 283 | A: 437 | P: 720 | +/-: +192 | PIM: 307 | HIT: 956 | SB: 485 | FO%: 52.4
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SHL Playoff Statistics
S58 Playoffs | BAP | GP: 05 | G: 01 | A: 02 | P: 03 | +/-: -02 | PIM: 00 | HIT: 05 | SB: 04 | FO%: 56.6
S59 Playoffs | BAP | GP: 05 | G: 01 | A: 02 | P: 03 | +/-: -02 | PIM: 00 | HIT: 06 | SB: 05 | FO%: 53.7
S60 Playoffs | BAP | GP: 12 | G: 01 | A: 05 | P: 06 | +/-: -02 | PIM: 00 | HIT: 13 | SB: 02 | FO%: 45.7
S61 Playoffs | BAP | GP: 18 | G: 05 | A: 08 | P: 13 | +/-: +05 | PIM: 08 | HIT: 48 | SB: 09 | FO%: 46.4
S62 Playoffs | BAP | GP: 15 | G: 04 | A: 12 | P: 16 | +/-: +05 | PIM: 00 | HIT: 20 | SB: 08 | FO%: 48.0
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Total | GP: 40 | G: 08 | A: 17 | P: 25 | +/-: -01 | PIM: 08 | HIT: 72 | SB: 20 | FO%: 48.6
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Achievements
S53: Occasus Trophy
S53: Colin Schmidt Award (Team Award)
S54-S55: Voted Alternate Captain of the Kelowna Knights
S54: Laurifer Trophy
S54: WJC Gold Medalist (GM/Player)
S62: Third Team All-Star
S63: President's Trophy
S63: IIHF Gold Medalist
S63: Lance Uppercut Award
S63: Second Team All-Star
S65: IIHF Top Forward
S67: President's Trophy
S67: Second Team All-Star
S69: President's Trophy
S71: President's Trophy
S72: Challenge Cup Champion

       

Idk what cool whip tastes like but I ain’t putting Mayo on pumpkin pie that’s fucked

 
Steve Harrington | LW | Chicago Syndicate
// CHICAGO SYNDICATE //
S75 SHL75: #45 Steve Harrington
S75 Traded to CHI
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// TAMPA BAY BARRACUDA //
S74 Traded to TBB
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// TORONTO NORTH STARS //
S73 Signed with TOR in Free Agency
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// BUFFALO STAMPEDE //
S71 Challenge Cup
S71-S72 Alternate Captain
S64 All-SHL 3rd Team
S62 All-SHL 1st Team
S62 Ron Mexico Nominee
S61 All-SHL 2nd Team
S60 Challenge Cup
S60 Helping Hand - The Maples
S56 All-Rookie Team S56 Ryan Jesster Nominee
S53 SHL Draft 3rd Overall
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// NEWFOUNDLAND BERSERKERS //
S55 Brodie Witzel Nominee
S55 Four Star Cup
S55 Co-Captain
S52-S54 Alternate Captain
S52 SMJHL Draft 4th Overall
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// DEUTSCHLAND //
S72 Gold Medal
S70 Gold Medal
S58 Bronze Medal
S57 Bronze Medal

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// SHL //
S64 Damian Littleton (Trading Cards Team)

I originally read this as Mayo vs Miracle Whip and I came in ready to throw hands....

Eric Hudson | LW | #13 | St Louis Scarecrows | Texas Renegades | 1937 TPE (Peak)

Birthplace: Charlotte, NC, USA

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Career Highlights:

Drafted 35th overall in S52 SMJHL Draft by St. Louis Scarecrows

S52 Four Star Cup Finals (Lost to ANA in 5)

Drafted 21st overall (2nd Round) by Texas Renegades in S53 SHL Draft

Named to S54 SJHML All-Star Team

First Career Hat Trick - S54 Game 22 vs Anchorage

100th SHL Point - S58 Game 33 vs Seattle

Member of Team Prospects North America - S51 WJC, Team Captain

Member of Team USA WJC Team - S52, S53, S54, S55. 

Member of Team USA IIHF Team - S55, S56, S57, S58, S59, S60, S61, S62, S63 

Team USA Assistant Captain, S63

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SMJHL/SHL Stats:

SEA |Team| GP | G | A | +/- |  S  | SB | HIT | PIM | Min/Game |

S52 |  STL  | 50  | 7 | 5  | +2 | 47 |  6  |  21  |  10  |  10:16  |

S53 |  STL  | 50  | 7 | 16| +9 | 47 | 58 | 17   | 22   |  12:02  |

S54 |  STL  | 50  | 9 | 24| +17| 80 | 104| 19 | 6     |  17:16  |
S55 |  STL  | 50  | 4 | 9  | -11 | 60 | 103| 29 | 10   |   17:41  |

S56 |  TEX  | 50  | 7 | 18| +4  | 93 | 64  | 12 | 16   |  18:26  |   

S57 |  TEX  | 66  | 12| 30| +19| 131| 92 | 34 | 23  |   17:39  |

S58 |  TEX  | 66  | 18| 39| +35| 187| 74 | 49 | 10  |  19:12  | 

S59 |  TEX  | 66  | 16| 32| +45| 175| 98 | 68 | 20  |  18:57  |  

S60 |  TEX  | 66  | 11| 29| +24| 167| 91 | 64 | 12  |  20:05 |

S61 |  TEX  | 66  | 18| 33| +26| 156| 92 | 60 | 12  |  20:08 |

S62 |  TEX  | 66  | 17| 36| +33| 200| 74 | 56 | 17  |  20:30 |

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SMJHL/SHL Playoff Stats:

SEA |Team| GP | G | A | +/- |  S  | SB | HIT | PIM | Min/Game |

S52 |  STL  | 17  | 2 |  4 | +9 | 30 |  1  |  13  |  10  |  11:39  |

S53 |  STL  | 14  | 1 | 2  | -4  | 14 | 28 |   1   |  0    |  16:20  |

S54 |  STL  | 7    | 0 |  1 | -2  | 10 | 19 |  4    |  0    |  18:42  |

S55 |  STL  | 4    | 1 |  1 | -1  | 5  |  5  |   4   |  0    |  18:34  |  

S56 |  TEX  | 4    | 0 | 1  | -1  | 5  |  4  |   2   |   2   |  18:46  |

S57 |  TEX  | 5   |  1 | 1  | -4  | 13|  5  |   5   |  0    |  16:46  |

S58 |  TEX  | 12 |  4 | 4  | +4 | 28| 16 |  11  |  0    |  20:38  |

S59 |  TEX  | 16 |  6 | 11| +12| 43| 25|  29  |   2    | 20:34   |

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IIHF Stats

   TOUR      |    Team    | GP | G | A | +/- | S  | SB | HIT | PIM | Min/Game |

S51 WJC       | ProsNA | 18  | 3 | 5  | -13 | 43| 2  |  21 |  10 | 17:30 | 

S51 WJCMR | ProsNA |   2  | 0  | 1 |  +0 | 4   | 0  |   4  |   2  | 17:37 |

S52 WJC       |  USA     | 14  | 1 | 3  | +0  | 7  | 5  | 18   | 12  | 12:35 |

S52 WJCMR |  USA     | 1    | 0  | 0 | +0  | 0  | 0   | 0    |  0   | 13:01 |  

S53 WJC       |  USA      | 14   | 3  | 7  | +6  | 17 | 12  | 10  |  0    | 13:35  |

S53 WJCMR | USA     | 2   | 0  | 2 | -1  | 3  |  1   |  0    |   2   | 14:11   |

S54 WJC       |  USA     | 19    | 1  | 3  | -9   | 12 | 38   |   8   |  4    | 18:00  | 

S54 WJCMR | USA    | 3   | 1   | 1  | 4  | +5   |  7  |  2    |   0   |  18:54  |

S55 WJC     | USA     | 19   | 1  | 5  |  +3  | 28| 29   |  14  |  2   | 16:05 |
S55 WJCMR | USA  | 1  | 0  | 0  | 0  | 0  | 2  |  1   |   0    | 18:05 |
S55 IIHF     | USA    |  19   | 1  | 7  |  +5 | 19 |  7    |  7    |  8:00 |
S55 IIHFMR | USA  | 1  | 0  | 0  | -1 | 2  | 2  |  0   |   0   | 8:58 |
S56 IIHF     | USA    |  19  | 3   | 3  | +2 | 10  |  3   |  0    | 9:14
S56 IIHFMR | USA  | 1  | 0  | 0  | 0 | 0   | 0  |  0   |   0   | 6:41  |
  

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Trophy Case

S52 Oriens Trophy - Four Star Cup Finals

S53 Aron Hernadivic Award Winner (STL - Most Active)

S54 SJHML All-Star Game - East

S54 Ron Bolt Award Winner (SJHML - Most Sportsmanlike)

S54 Brandon Holmes Award Winner (SJHML - Top Defensive Forward)

S54 World Junior Championships Gold Medal

S54 Mika Kandinsky Award Winner (STL - Best Two-Way Forward)

S55 Mika Kandinsky Award Winner (STL - Best Two-Way Forward)

S58 Presidents Trophy

S59 Western Conference Champions

S59 Challenge Cup Champions

S61 Western Conference Champions

S62 Western Conference Champions

S62 Challenge Cup Champions

S63 IIHF Gold Medal

S63 Jeff Dar Award (SHL - Best Two-way Forward)

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Contracts

S52 1yr 4.5 million with St. Louis

S53 2yr 7 million (4m, 3m) with Texas

S54 3yr 11 million (3m, 4m, 4m,) extension with Texas through S57

S57 2yr 8 million (4m, 4m) extension with Texas through S59

S59 3yr 15 million (5m,5m,5m) extension with Texas through S62

Co-GM St. Louis Scarecrows - S54 to S57 
Regular Season Records

S54 - 26-23-1 (3rd in East, 5th Overall)

S55 - 18-28-4 (4th in East, 9th Overall)

S56 - 18-29-3 (5th in East, 10th Overall)

S57 - 25-36-5 (5th in East, 9th Overall) *Switch to 66 game season

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Playoff Results

S54 - Lost in First Round against Carolina (4-3)

S55 - Lost in First Round against Vancouver (4-0)

S56 - Lost in First Round against Maine (4-3)

S57 - Won First round series vs Kelowna (4-3), Lost in Second round against Anchorage (3-1-1)

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Awards

I originally read this as Mayo vs Miracle Whip and I came in ready to throw hands....

That exact mixup is what led to this lol

Cal Juice
Tomas Zadina
Brady McIntyre

Idk what cool whip tastes like but I ain’t putting Mayo on pumpkin pie that’s fucked

Cool whip is just a brand of whipped cream



I personally don't eat it. It's so easy to make your own whipped cream and Cool Whip has a plasticy taste imo

Cal Juice
Tomas Zadina
Brady McIntyre

It would not be an unpleasant surprise if there was Cool Whip on my sandwich.

If there was mayo on my pumpkin pie, I'd want to know who to cut with the turkey-carving knife.

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#30 Robert E. O. Speedwagon | MAN | REG | GB | 7th SHL Season
SHL Regular Season
S62: 66 GP | 16 G, 26 A (42 P), 134 SOG | -53 | 24 PIM | 59 H, 107 SB
S63: 66 GP | 8 G, 19 A (27 P), 121 SOG | -50 | 20 PIM | 13 H, 108 SB
S64: 66 GP | 11 G, 28 A (29 P), 100 SOG | -50 | 36 PIM | 109 H, 114 SB
S65: 66 GP | 21 G, 26 A (47 P), 156 SOG | -30 | 38 PIM | 88 H, 120 SB
S66: 66 GP | 9 G, 47 A (56 P), 122 SOG | -9 | 18 PIM | 120 H, 59 SB
S67: 66 GP | 16 G, 52 A (68 P), 54 SOG | +14 | 38 PIM | 139 H, 51 SB
Career: 396 GP | 81 G, 188 A (269 P), 771 SOG | -178 | 174 PIM | 528 H, 559 SB
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SHL Postseason
S65: 5 GP | 3 G, 2 A (5 P), 7 SOG | -2 | 0 PIM | 5 H, 11 SB
S66: 4 GP | 1 G, 4 A (5 P), 11 SOG | -7 | 0 PIM | 7 H, 5 SB
S67: 27 GP | 6 G, 25 A (31 P), 58 SOG | +3 | 14 PIM | 61 H, 31 SB
Career: 36 GP | 10 G, 31 A (41 P), 76 SOG | -6 | 14 PIM | 73 H, 77 SB
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IIHF Championships
S63: 12 GP | 1 G, 1 A (2 P), 9 SOG | +1 | 0 PIM | 8 H, 2 SB
S64: 13 GP | 2 G, 5 A (7 P), 21 SOG | +2 | 20 PIM | 13 H, 8 SB
S65: 13 GP | 4 G, 3 A (7 P), 30 SOG | +5 | 2 PIM | 9 H, 14 SB
S66: 12 GP | 3 G, 4 A (7 P), 13 SOG | -2 | 6 PIM | 9 H, 10 SB
Career 50 GP | 10 G, 13 A (23 P), 73 SOG | +6 | 28 PIM | 39 H, 34 SB
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SMJHL Regular Season
S57: 30 GP | 2 G, 5 A (7 P), 21 SOG | +3 | 2 PIM | 12 H, 12 SB
S58: 66 GP | 4 G, 16 A (20 P), 88 SOG | +11 | 14 PIM | 52 H, 48 SB
S59: 66 GP | 17 G, 12 A (29 P), 140 SOG | +14 | 16 PIM | 35 H, 75 SB
S60: 66 GP | 18 G, 21 A (39 P), 146 SOG | +28 | 6 PIM | 38 H, 55 SB
S61: 66 GP | 17 G, 27 A (44 P), 119 SOG | -7 | 29 PIM | 76 H, 139 SB
Career: 294 GP | 58 G, 81 A (139 P), 514 SOG | +49 | 67 PIM | 213 H, 329 SB
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SMJHL Postseason
S57: 14 GP | 2 G, 1 A (3 P), 11 SOG | +1 | 2 PIM | 3 H, 15 SB
S58: 15 GP | 3 G, 5 A (8 P), 23 SOG | +10 | 0 PIM | 18 H, 13 SB
S59: 12 GP | 1 G, 7 A (8 P), 18 SOG | Ev | 0 PIM | 9 H, 16 SB
S60: 16 GP | 0 G, 12 A (12 P), 32 SOG | +13 | 0 PIM | 7 H, 20 SB
S61: 4 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P), 8 SOG | -1 | 0 PIM | 7 H, 11 SB
Career: 61 GP | 6 G, 28 A (34 P), 92 SOG | +23 | 2 PIM | 44 H, 75 SB
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World Junior Championship
S57 (BRI): 12 GP | 0 G, 2 A (2 P), 5 SOG | Ev | 0 PIM | 5 H, 4 SB
S58 (FIN): 15 GP | 4 G, 5 A (9 P), 21 SOG | +9 | 2 PIM | 17 H, 10 SB
S59 (BRI): 13 GP | 2 G, 2 A (4 P), 15 SOG | -1 | 4 PIM | 6 H, 17 SB
S60 (BRI): 15 GP | 1 G, 5 A (6 P), 30 SOG | -2 | 4 PIM | 12 H, 17 SB
S61 (BRI): 12 GP | 1 G, 6 A (7 P), 32 SOG | Ev | 8 PIM | 7 H, 23 SB
Career: 67 GP | 8 G, 20 A (28 P), 103 SOG | +6 | 18 PIM | 47 H, 71 SB
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Transactions
S57: Signed DFA contract with VAN
S58: Drafted 13th overall to NLB
S59: Drafted 12th overall to MAN
S61: Drafted to REG in the Expansion Draft
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Awards and Honors
1x SHL Eastern Conference Champion - S67
1x SHL All-Rookie Forward - S62
1x Four Star Cup - S60
1x Laurifer Trophy - S60
2x WJC Gold Medal - S58, S60
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#71 Reginald MacIntyre | MAN | GB | Retired (S42 - S57)
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SHL Regular Season
S42: 50 GP | 3 G, 16 A (19 P) | -19 | 17 PIM | 32 H, 92 SB
S43: 50 GP | 7 G, 26 A (33 P) | -13 | 38 PIM | 81 H, 74 SB
S44: 50 GP | 3 G, 15 A (18 P) | -10 | 54 PIM | 133 H, 80 SB
S45: 50 GP | 5 G, 19 A (24 P) | -18 | 82 PIM | 143 H, 69 SB
S46: 50 GP | 3 G, 22 A (25 P) | -8 | 52 PIM | 133 H, 82 SB
S47: 50 GP | 5 G, 15 A (20 P) | -24 | 32 PIM | 120 H, 82 SB
S48: 50 GP | 2 G, 20 A (22 P) | -21 | 49 PIM | 109 H, 78 SB
S49: 50 GP | 9 G, 29 A (38 P) | +17 | 48 PIM | 76 H, 88 SB
S50: 50 GP | 4 G, 22 A (26 P) | +5 | 52 PIM | 98 H, 79 SB
S51: 50 GP | 11 G, 24 A (35 P) | +18 | 12 PIM | 35 H, 59 SB
S52: 50 GP | 11 G, 21 A (32 P) | +13 | 22 PIM | 15 H, 55 SB
S53: 50 GP | 6 G, 18 A (24 P) | +22 | 49 PIM | 59 H, 49 SB
S54: 50 GP | 8 G, 22 A (30 P) | +25 | 24 PIM | 119 H, 53 SB
S55: 50 GP | 5 G, 7 A (12 P) | -3 | 12 PIM | 90 H, 41 SB
S56: 50 GP | 4 G, 8 A (12 P) | +8 | 10 PIM | 55 H, 29 SB
S57: 66 GP | 3 G, 20 A (23 P) | +18 | 2 PIM | 131 H, 70 SB
Career: 816 GP | 89 G, 304 A (393 P) | +10 | 555 PIM | 1429 H, 1080 SB
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SHL Postseason
S46: 12 GP | 1 G, 8 A (9 P) | -1 | 24 PIM | 32 H, 15 SB
S47: 05 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | -6 | 4 PIM | 11 H, 6 SB
S49: 11 GP | 0 G, 11 A (11 P) | -2 | 10 PIM | 28 H, 24 SB
S50: 06 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | +2 | 8 PIM | 18 H, 9 SB
S51: 12 GP | 2 G, 2 A (4 P) | -9 | 4 PIM | 14 H, 10 SB
S52: 19 GP | 3 G, 12 A (15 P) | +4 | 10 PIM | 15 H, 25 SB
S53: 06 GP | 1 G, 1 A (2 P) | +4 | 0 PIM | 15 H, 7 SB
S54: 04 GP | 0 G, 0 A (0 P) | -4 | 0 PIM | 14 H, 5 SB
S55: 07 GP | 0 G, 0 A (0 P) | Ev | 10 PIM | 15 H, 7 SB
S56: 06 GP | 1 G, 0 A (1 P) | -2 | 0 PIM | 8 H, 6 SB
S57: 07 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | -1 | 0 PIM | 16 H, 2 SB
Career: 95 GP | 8 G, 39 A (47 P) | -15 | 62 PIM | 186 H, 116 SB
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IIHF Championship
S40: 13 GP | 1 G, 2 A (3 P) | +5 | 2 PIM | 9 H, 8 SB
S41: 13 GP | 0 G, 0 A (0 P) | -1 | 2 PIM | 5 H, 1 SB
S42: 11 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | +2 | 0 PIM | 8 H, 8 SB
S43: 10 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | +2 | 6 PIM | 14 H, 4 SB
S44: 10 GP | 1 G, 1 A (2 P) | +2 | 0 PIM | 12 H, 17 SB
S45: 11 GP | 0 G, 2 A (2 P) | -2 | 6 PIM | 25 H, 24 SB
S46: 15 GP | 2 G, 2 A (4 P) | -10 | 10 PIM | 35 H, 22 SB
S47: 15 GP | 4 G, 12 A (16 P) | +14 | 8 PIM | 37 H, 17 SB
S48: 12 GP | 1 G, 5 A (6 P) | Ev | 6 PIM | 17 H, 10 SB
S49: 15 GP | 2 G, 10 A (12 P) | Ev | 12 PIM | 22 H, 15 SB
S50: 12 GP | 4 G, 7 A (11 P) | -1 | 8 PIM | 15 H, 11 SB
S51: 12 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | -2 | 2 PIM | 8 H, 20 SB
S52: 15 GP | 3 G, 4 A (7 P) | +4 | 0 PIM | 4 H, 16 SB
S53: 14 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | +6 | 2 PIM | 8 H, 10 SB
S54: 15 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | +1 | 18 PIM | 33 H, 12 SB
S55: 15 GP | 1 G, 4 A (5 P) | +6 | 0 PIM | 20 H, 11 SB
S56: 15 GP | 0 G, 2 A (2 P) | Ev | 4 PIM | 24 H, 6 SB
S57: 15 GP | 1 G, 0 A (1 P) | -4 | 2 PIM | 18 H, 10 SB
Career: 238 GP | 20 G, 62 A (82 P) | +23 | 88 PIM | 314 H, 222 SB
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SMJHL Regular Season
S40: 50 GP | 2 G, 12 A (14 P) | +5 | 10 PIM | 25 H, 42 SB
S41: 49 GP | 4 G, 21 A (25 P) | -7 | 46 PIM | 81 H, 73 SB
Career: 99 GP | 6 G, 33 A (39 P) | -2 | 56 PIM | 106 H, 115 SB
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SMJHL Postseason
S40: 05 GP | 0 G, 2 A (2 P) | -3 | 2 PIM | 8 H, 4 SB
S41: 05 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | -2 | 4 PIM | 1 H, 3 SB
Career: 10 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | -5 | 6 PIM | 9 H, 7 SB
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World Junior Championship
S39: 03 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | +1 | 0 PIM | 6 H, 0 SB
S40: 09 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | Ev | 4 PIM | 5 H, 4 SB
S41: 13 GP | 4 G, 5 A (9 P) | +2 | 6 PIM | 11 H, 22 SB
Career: 25 GP | 4 G, 9 A (13 P) | +3 | 10 PIM | 22 H, 26 SB
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Transactions
S40: Drafted 9th by HAL, signed for 1 yr, $3M
S41: Drafted 5th by MAN, signed for 3 yrs, $9M
S41: Traded from HAL to VAN
S43: Extended with MAN for 3 yrs, $9M
S46: Extended with MAN for 5 yrs, $20M
S51: Extended with MAN for 3 yrs, $12M
S54: Extended with MAN for 3 yrs, $12M
S57: Retired from the SHL
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Awards and Honors
1x SHL Challenge Cup Champion - S52
1x SHL Eastern Conference Champion - S52
7x SHL Divisional Champion - S46, S51, S52, S54, S55, S56, S57
4x IIHF Gold Medalist - S41, S47, S52, S55
6x IIHF Silver Medalist - S40, S46, S49, S54, S56, S57
1x IIHF Bronze Medalist - S53
3x MAN Captain - S47-S49
3x MAN Alternate Captain - S44-S46
1x HAL Alternate Captain - S41
1x SMJHL Laurifer Trophy - S41
1x Zach Miller Trophy - S41
1x Elias Armia Trophy - S41
1x WJC Silver Medal - S40
1x WJC Bronze Medal - S41
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Unofficial Awards
Protato (highest P/20 while holding the Hot Potato) - S49