LW: Pavel Kharlamov - STL
C: Samuel Savage - NL
RW: Mew Two - QCC
LD: Evangelos Giannopoulos - DET
RD: Robert Feltersnatch - KEL
G: Benjamin Blue II - KEL

The logic behind my team is pretty simple, It's me and the highest goal-scorers in their position around the league (not including my fellow Zerks). Now don't get me wrong, getting the top goal-scorers in every position is by no means the best way to build a team, in fact, it's actually a pretty sketchy idea at best, you know the old cliche, too many mouth to feeds, etc. However, as a player who has goal-scoring pretty much near the bottom of my ability and priorities, I think sticking me with a bunch of offensive superstars would really be interesting to see. While Samuel is lacking in scoring ability he is an very strong passer of the puck and despite having the lowest TOI of anyone on the Zerks he's already racked up 4 primary assists in about 11 games. When you combine that with his 7 hits in the same time frame I think you could really see that he's an absolute dream of a teammate for those players who are more focused of putting the puck in the net than distributing or physicality (not to say there isn't guys who also excel in these areas on this squad). If I was building a true dream team around Savage it would probably include the following roles to complement his Agitator play style: Sniper, Playmaker, Quaterback, Shutdown Defenseman. If I was a GM looking to win a championship, that's my go-to first line. But hey, people watch hockey for goals, and how successful of a team my All-Scorers squad would be is something we'll never know, but one thing is for sure, they'd be fun to watch.