Center - Scooby Doo - St. Louis Scarecrows
Right Wing - Vaseline Podcalzone - Newfoundland Berserkers
Left Wing - Twelve Forty-Seven Fifteen - Carolina Kraken
Right Defense - Bud Light Lime Bud Light Lime - Maine Timber
Left Defense - Ruggs McOoooh - Colorado Raptors
Goalie - Podan Podanović (me) - Detroit Falcons (skreeeee!!!!!!)

In the past, these 5 + Podan have interacted before, and it was an instant bond and life long friendship from the very first conversations they had. The fellowship and companionship these life long comrades formed was a direct result of the immediate empathy they were able to show each other for their obscure and unique names. These six have names shared with no others they've ever met, seen, encountered, or played with, in this league or otherwise. The obscurity inevitably led to much bullying throughout each players childhood, molding them into strong willed, thick skinned, empathetic, understanding, compassionate humans. Trial by fire, if you will.

The similar personalities would absolutely shine in game situations, with each individual playing selflessly and for the good of the team as a whole. This would be a case where the whole was greater than the sum of it's parts, as the team work would elevate to the next level, each player anticipating their teammates thoughts and actions before they took place. The smooth fluidity of their play would be unmatched, and unstoppable.