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Henrik · 03-09-2021, 03:35 AM

I have long had my suspicions about a certain Swedish rookie on SFP this season. I have yet to see a valid visa or green card from him....

In all seriousness though, there are multiple players that I have long had my eye on as potential aliens as they were just so damn odd but after meeting and drafting an ACTUAL ALIEN last season I can safely say that they are just oddballs, not extra terrestrials.

jRuutu · 03-09-2021, 05:17 AM

I would like to nominate C.K. Supernaw. Why? If you watch replays of him making saves, it looks like he has his eye closed. Who can do something like that? How can you stop something that you can't see?

Supernaw has to have some kind of supernatural abilities.

***retuperkele*** · 03-09-2021, 05:47 AM

If there ever would be another alien to be friends with Narboza Manyhands, it would definitely be Mew Two. Just look at this guy, he is literally looking like one, while performing on a level with 350 applied TPE that not even some players with 425 applied TPE cannot reach during their minor league careers. Just inhuman, lock this guy up with Narboza

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Salming · 03-09-2021, 06:00 AM

I suspect that there are for sure some more aliens in SMJHL. For example, it is not possible to have only six penalty minutes with 107 hits. That's why I think that Nevada Battleborn's Vili Tuga’tūga’bo’atu might be an alien.

sakrosankt · 03-09-2021, 06:54 AM

I can't believe there's an alien around here :yikesleft: :yikesright:
No strange things happened. Definitely no alien, nope. At least on my team. Take a look at Anchorage. Is this even a real city? Sounds fake to me.
Don't investigate in that topic any further. There are no aliens. Believe me :eyes:

3lewsers · 03-09-2021, 08:07 AM

My GM's in Newfoundland are definitely aliens. They tried to coerce me onto the mothership late one night during a game of skribbl. They are not to be trusted with earthly things, unless those things are SHL related.

**RomanesEuntDomus** · 03-09-2021, 08:22 AM

I can't quite put my finger on it but for some reason I think that Vorian Atreides might be an alien, given that unlike the rest of our players he doesn't drive home in a nice car after practice, but usually gets straight into a little spaceship to fly to his "Orbiting Death" station that is said to be circling Earth.

C9Van · 03-09-2021, 08:34 AM

I get the feeling Jon Forty-One would be suspected being 1 but he is just a weird cultist from another realm rather than an alien from a distant planet. Completely different!

I dunno about other aliens, probably Vancouver Whalers players cause they're weird.

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***Pythonic*** · 03-09-2021, 08:59 AM

If anyone, besides my teammate Narboza Manyhands of course, were to be an alien, I'd have to suspect my other teammate, who also happens to be a defenseman: Zebulon Leavitt. I mean come on, with a name like 'Zebulon' how can you not think he's an alien? It's clear he tried to disguise himself by giving himself a very 'normal' last name with Leavitt, but I have my doubts that he is who he claims to be - and just look at him! He says he's 6'4", but he looks way taller than that. He also looks like he could level someone with just one punch, it's insane.

lordbolo · 03-09-2021, 09:19 AM

I hope people have had their suspicious eye on Podan Podanovic. He comes out of nowhere as the backup goalie with his 4-1-2 record, but will only speak to teammates in what is assumed to be a hybrid pig latin. He can also do a fingerstand, yes, a finger stand. I think this defies the laws of gravity.

Z0REM · 03-09-2021, 09:22 AM

Oh there are definitely more aliens that exist in the league. When you find one, its usually a safe bet that there are at least 5-10 more hiding silently. Maybe Keenan is an alien?

Credit to Vulfzilla for the awesome render pic

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