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***Nike*** · 05-05-2021, 01:34 PM

Nike Kickz is a first rate leader to add to your organization. He's a relatively young professional who has spent a lot of his prior experience working in teams toward achieving a common goal. He is naturally a self-starter and results can be seen in his chiseled physique. Similarly, in his previous professional experience, he has traveled throughout the United States and Canada. He has major knowledge of the best routes from Newfoundland to Detroit. In fact, that makes him one of the potential best Canada to USA tractor trailer drivers for hire. He will show you shortcuts that you didn't even know existed.

CementHands · 05-05-2021, 02:29 PM

I am familiar with working hard to achieve under harsh conditions. Ok with frequent travel for work, and working in brutal environments, such as Hamilton. Willing to work for 3 meals a day, and room and board.

Sivart · 05-05-2021, 02:49 PM

Basil has extensive experience working in frigid environments with tremendous balance and strength on his feet. Thrives when defending a goal, like pipes, nets, or his team members. Collaborates well with others, unless others threatens his goal.
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zaynzk · 05-05-2021, 03:27 PM

Give me a job my dad was a cop for in Brooklyn and i grew up watching him arrest people so gib job since i asked for it

Frick_Nasty · 05-05-2021, 05:06 PM

I am able to use physical force to stop an enemy from achieving their goals while still following regulations and rules. While working well with others.

**The__Y-man__100** · 05-05-2021, 05:16 PM

Boris can grow you the largest garlic farm you can imagine. The Poroshenko family is 35% of Ukraine's garlic supply and that is one of the big reasons Russia is attempting to invade as they cannot grow such a farm.

In the words of Borat, "you will never get this"

First ever Yukon Malamute draft pick (1st overall S65)

Kyamprac · 05-05-2021, 05:33 PM

I am a quick learner who can demonstrate agility in a fast-paced environment. I am a team player with great communication skills and a strong ability to read the room. Using these skills I can adjust my approach to problem solving, leading to solutions worth celebrating.

Dagumpa · 05-05-2021, 05:51 PM

I am a nimble father with good coordination and a penchant to knock people over. I love assisting people in need. But sometimes I admit to giving too much. Does not work parties.

Z-Whiz · 05-05-2021, 06:40 PM

The key to getting a job is to make a good impression. You must do something that they'll remembered. So for my resume, I would just simply write the word "hockey" over and over. I would still use proper punctuation and add dramatic emphasis. I want it to come off similar to Gaylord Focker saying "bomb" on an airplane.

visceralpotamus · 05-05-2021, 06:55 PM

Hockey has proved to be a welcome break from my primary sport of Turtle racing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqy3OA6nL_A
There is no universe where a specimen such as myself, genetically predisposed to ultra-efficient starch combustion for ultimate energy production could be anything but a professional athlete. As such, surely the only option for me would be to finally go pro, and become a full-time turtle racer. Any fan of Aesop's fables know that the smart money is always on the tortoise in any race, so beware the blazing hotness of a turtle on a mission.

(102 words)

JuOSu · 05-05-2021, 07:42 PM

I was a long term worker in a cold environment and in a dangerous environment where every move was very decisive and important. It was an important learning experience in my life.

Snoopdogg · 05-05-2021, 09:08 PM

I never miss nor am I ever late for meetings, I don't drink, smoke or do any drugs and I excel in group projects. My personal hygiene is second to no one and I can thread a needle just on my instincts.

***Vandy*** · 05-05-2021, 10:12 PM

Being from Eastbourne, I guess my player would go back there and work in the tourism industry or in fisheries. With the leadership experience gained from being Assistant Captain this year, I could probably snag a pretty comfy job in a hotel or restaurant as a manager. On a boat, I could finagle my way up from bait boy to working the trawls. Never know really.

DollaBill · 05-06-2021, 12:12 AM

The only thing Fedor Sotakov is better at than playing hockey is looking good. With ice hockey now banned, it is time for him to get in front of the camera and use his sex appeal to sell products.

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This man has face that could sell Klondike Bars to penguins floating on an ice berg.

Fedor Sotakov for Luis Vutton men's hand bags

Fedor Sotakov in Ralph Lauren fragrance

Fedor Sotakov as the face of Jordache Jeans

Fedor Sotakov on John Deere in nothing but Calvin Klein underwear and cowboy boots

It's okay to get excited over these mental images, it is all part of his allure.

siddhus · 05-06-2021, 12:45 AM

Jakobsen would be a worker at a fast food place, if it ended up outside of his current job. Could be more complicated than it looks, but free food and discounts for working there sounds like a pretty good deal tbh.

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