The people I picked are names that include some kind of food. Made me hungry doing this. Great names people!

F- Peanut Butter
F- Robot Sunfish
F- Pasta the Turtle ( I know he is not a forward but pasta is so good)
D- A-Rye Izzy (rye bread?)
D- Bean Beanman
G- Guy Fieri

All Whalers alumni team (Players that were a recreate of a player that was on the Whalers for a previous player)

1. NeverBrokeAgain YoungBoy
2. Luc Blouin
3. Stan Din'desque
4. Maxwell Carrigan
5. Tomas Kalnoky
6. Mikhail Novikov

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NeverBrokeAgain YoungBoy || D || Vancouver Whalers || Hamilton Steelhawks

Drafted 6th overall to the Vancouver Whalers in S59
Drafted 39th overall to the Hamilton Steelhawks in S60
S59 Esa Anrikkanen Trophy winner (best rookie)

S59: GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 23 | P: 34 | +/-: -11 | PIM: 10 | SB: 33 | Hits: 48 | CF%: 52.7 | CF%R: 11.3
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The all-animal kingdom related render team! (ik this was an example in the original post but my player is an animal and nobody did it yet)

1. Hail Bingus
2. Puddles O'Duck
3. Adelie de Pengu
4. Duncan the Walrus
5. Melvin Majestik-Moose
6. Pasta the Turtle

Hail Bingus || Speedy Forward || Quebec City Citadelles
Height: 5'0"
Weight: 160lbs 
Number: 1
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My team is going to be a lineup totally consisting of the tastiest and most flavorful players out there. They are all going to be players that are either expert cooks such as myself or have something to do with food. Because this has already been done a few times I am going to think outside of the box and pick players that haven't been taken yet for their deliciousness!
1. Puddles O'Duck 
2. Melvin Majestik-Moose
3. Pasta the Turtle
4. Strawberry Sailfish
I chose 4 delicious animals that are sure to be extremely tasty once they are butchered and cooked up properly! And who better to cook them up than myself
5. Guy Fieri

The All A Team, or just the A team:

A-Rye Izzy

AJ Tirrell

Adelie de Pengu

Ako Zile

Aleks Blixtstrom

Aleksandrs Balcers

This team is the best lineup of A-named players in the entire league.  The would shred through any top line in the SMJHL, and I have full confidence in their abilities to score goals as well as play a defensively responsible game of hockey.  The A Team is inevitable

I decided to make a team of the most defensive players in the league, determined by amount of shots blocked

C- Dogwood Maple
LW- Nikolaj Boyle
RW- Eero Makinen Jr.
LD- Sean Gatez
RD- Grandmaster Funk
G- Iorek Byrnison

CARTER CRUTCHFIELD || RD || ARMADA || 242 TPE
NAME: Carter Crutchfield
BIRTHPLACE: Los Angeles, California
HEIGHT: 6'1"
WEIGHT: 195 lbs
NUMBER: 2
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TRANSACTIONS
S65 - SMJHL - Drafted Pick 34, Round 3 by the Anchorage Armada
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CONTRACTS
S65 - ANC: $3,000,000
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AWARDS / TROPHY CASE

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My list consists of the coolest people in the SjHL, obviously this is completely biased but you would be hard pressed to put a cooler group of skaters out there on the ice.

F - Maverick Seabrook 
F - Golden Face  
F - Twelve Forty Seven Fifteen 
D - Duncan The Walrus 
D - Ole Olson 
G - Iorek Byrnison 

All Star Non Defensive Lineup
While these players are stars on the offensive side, their defensive game needs development
RW- Peanut Butter
C- Janis Pacheks
LW- Alf Magnussob
LD- Mikhail Andersson
RD- Thomas Kalnocy

Here is my list of the top 5 players in the league or other affiliate leagues named after a fruit and ending with an animal.

LW Strawberry Sailfish
C Grapefruit Lizard
RW Strawberry Sailfish
LD Strawberry Sailfish Jr.
RD Watermelon Walrus (see below)
G. Cantaloupe Crocodile (cross-league promotion)

   

The theme of my team is all about animals! These guys are some of the hardest hitting and best players on the ice! The render for the players does not have to be animal, just as long as their name has some sort of animal theme and feel to it.

DOGwood Maple
Pasta the TURTLE
Duncan the WALRUS
MAVERICK Seabrook
Puddle O'DUCK
Strawberry SAILFISH

The All-Badass Name Team

Simply put, these guys have names that just ooze cool. This line would melt the ice they skated on because they are straight fire. An undefeated season would be the expectation with them,

Hunter Sharpe, LW, St. Louis Scarecrow
Chad Danger, RW, Kelowna Knights
Dara McQuick, LD, Vancouver Whalers
Bane, RD, Nevada Battleborn
Nike Kickz Jr, C, Newfoundland Berserkers
Guy Fieri, G, Anchorage Armada

For my team; I'll have Nor Dekes, Mew Two, both Petrovs, Tres Sombreros and last but not least Brian Davenport. We'll form the super team 'Quebecois Owlettes' and we'll beat all the other super teams and themed teams out there. Let's go Quebec and let's go team Owlettes

LW - High Haschdi
C - Satoru Gojō
RW - Alimony Tony
LD - Ole Olson
RD - Jay Sink
G - Bigga Foryu

This is the S59 All-ISFL/DSFL GM Team. It’s not an extensive list, but it’s the first names that I came across at each position that fit the criteria in the J, so here we are.

         

The All-#34-Team. This team consists of players that all wear the number 34, or have 3 or 4 as their number

Left Wing - Steve Harrington
Center - Rob Ford
Right Wing - Net Emerson
Defenseman - Chris Goodname
Defenseman - Evangelos Giannopoulos

Might be biased personally, but the easily funniest names

1. Guy Fieri
2. Wet Jeans
3. Gonzo Gobbledydook
4. Patrick Toes
5. Hail Bingus
6. Duncan The Walrus