I want to thank all my Detroit teammates for making this season a fucking blast thus far.  Love the rapport as well as the memes we share with each other in the discord.  I hope we can win the fucking thing together this year and bring honor to our families.  Gonna miss those who move on to the show next season.

Shoutout to the veteran players on the Whalers for making all us rookies feel welcome and comfortable. You guys are great! 

I guess I'd like to thank the lads on the Nevada Battleborn for being some pretty good lads and ladette, to be honest with ya. Place's pretty nice.

Player Page - Update Page

Former Players: Yoshimitsu McCloud (LW, #64) -
Won a Four Star Cup once, knew ninjutsu, picture editors hated him, never tried free agency
Anton Harrier (LW, #90) -
Won WJC gold, liked skateboarding a lot, went to the finals with Manhattan, kept his seat glued in LR

I would like to thank my team, St. Louis, the wonderful people in there, and my GMs for trusting in me and putting me in the position where I am right now, and on my to succeeding.

Nikolai Ayerzov || RW || S60
Jersey Number: 42
Height: 6ft 2in
Weight: 208 lbs
Birthplace: Minsk, Belarus
   
Season Stats
S59 - STL - 7 G, 10 A, 17 PTS, +/- -24, PP 1, S 67, S% 10.4%, 60 BLK, 53 GR, 53 OGR, 51 DGR
Career Stats
7 G, 10 A, 17 PTS, +/- -24, PP 1, SH 67, S% 10.4%, 60 BLK, 53 GR, 53 OGR, 51 DGR[/pbl]
[pbl]Playoff Stats
S59 - STL - 1 G, 1 A, 2 PTS, +/- 0, PP 0, S 4, S% 25%, 10 BLK, 52 GR, 53 OGR, 52 DGR
WJC Stats
WJC S59 - UCORCAL - 
WJC S59 - NA -
Notable Achievements
Drafted 14oa by the St. Louis Scarecrows

@Mutedfaith thank you for an enjoyable season of PTs. I missed a couple for personal reasons, but the ones I did were a breeze because of good prompts.

Jimmy Larkin-Conway | LW | Seattle Argonauts
=============Transactions==============
- Drafted 19th overall by Nevada (S59)
- Drafted 27th overall by Baltimore (S60)
- Traded to Winnipeg Aurora (S63)
- Traded to Toronto North Stars (S64)
- Re-signed with Toronto North Stars (S65)
- Re-signed with Toronto North Stars (S68,etc.)
- Signed with Seattle Argonauts (S76)
================Trophies================
- Aidan Richan Award (S65)


Kit Kirkstone | G | Retired



Charlie Schieck | D | Retired



Jeff Kirkstone | G | Retired | Former GM

Thanks to @Gwdjohnson for signing me back to Anchorage. You might be a rat coward, but you're our rat coward. But if you trade me to get Tomen you're dead to me.

Credit to Copenhagen, Wasty, FlappyGiraffe, InciteHysteria, and caltroit_red_flames
  



Mikhail Lokitonov | RW | TOR/LAP/AUT | TPE: Retired Peak: 2018
Name: Mikhail Lokitonov
Age: 26
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 170
Number: 10
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Transactions
S38 Picked 15th overall by the Prince George Firebirds
S38 Signed $3.0m contract with PGF
S39 Picked 6th overall by the Toronto North Stars
S39 Signed 3-year $7m contract with TOR
S40 Traded to KEL (Only for Nour's sake)
S41 Signed 3-year $9m contract extension with TOR
S44 Signed 3-year $9m contract extension with TOR
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SMJHL Career Stats:
S38 PGF | 50 GP | 10 G | 16 A | 26 P | 7 PPP | 12.50 SHT% | +4
S39 PGF | 50 GP | 22 G | 35  A | 57 P | 14 PPP | 11.89 SHT% | +36
S40 KEL | 50 GP |  15 G | 21 A | 35 P | 11 PPP | 11.11 SHT% | +4
Total | 150 GP | 47 G | 72 A | 119 P | +44
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SMJHL Career Playoff Stats:
S38 PGF | 14 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -2
S39 PGF | 12 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 P | -1
S40 KEL | 10 GP | 6 G |  7 A | 13 P | +2
Total | 36 GP | 8 G |  12 A | 20 P | -1
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S41 TOR | 50 GP |  12 G | 11 A | 23 P | 4 PPP | 13.04%  SHT% | -9
S42 TOR | 50 GP |  22 G | 21 A | 43 P | 11 PPP | 12.22%  SHT% | -1
S43 TOR | 50 GP |  12 G | 22 A | 34 P | 6 PPP | 5.83%  SHT% | 2
S44 TOR | 50 GP |  16 G | 23 A | 39 P | 6 PPP | 8.04%  SHT% | 10
S45 TOR | 50 GP |  20 G | 26 A | 46 P | 14 PPP | 9.48%  SHT% | -5
S46 TOR | 50 GP |  14 G | 30 A | 46 P | 14 PPP | 7.37%  SHT% | 0
S47 TOR | 50 GP |  21 G | 40 A | 61 P | 10 PPP | 10.14%  SHT% | 1
S48 TOR | 50 GP |  21 G | 33 A | 54 P | 10 PPP | 11.93%  SHT% | 19
Total | 400GP | 138 G | 206 A | 344 P | 1473 SHT | 9.37% SHT% | 17
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SHL Playoff Stats
S44 TOR | 7 GP |  1 G | 3 A | 4 P | 0 PPP | 4.00%  SHT% | 1
S45 TOR | 5 GP |  0 G | 2 A | 2 P | 0 PPP | 0.00%  SHT% | 1
Total | 12 GP | 1 G | 5 A | 6 P | 31 SHT| 3.23% SHT% | 2
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IIHF Career Stats:
S39 | 11 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | 25.00% | -2
S40 | 13 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | 25.00% | -1
S41 | 10 GP | 1 G | 5 A | 6 P | 4.35% | 1
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Career Achievements:
S38 Finished 2nd in S38 SMJHL Rookie Scoring (26P)
S38 Finished 1st (Tied) in S38 SMJHL Rookie Goal Scoring (10 G)
S38 FOUR STAR CUP CHAMP
S38 Esa Anrikkanen Award Winner (Rookie of The Year)
S38 Elias Armia Trophy Winner (The "Storm Likes Me Best" Award)
S39 Ron Bolt Trophy Winner (Best Sportsmanship)
S40 Four Star Cup
S42 Aiden Richan Trophy Winner (Breakout Star)
S43 100 Career Points
S43 IIHF Bronze Medal
S45 IIHF Bronze Medal
S46 200 Career Points
S47 100 Career Goals
S47 IIHF Bronze Medal


Axel Meszaros | D | STL/TOR | TPE: 901
Name: Axel Meszaros
Age: 21
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 198
Number: 2
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Transactions
Drafted 8th overall to the St. Louis Scarecrows
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SMJHL Career Stats:
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SMJHL Career Playoff Stats:
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SHL Regular Season Stats
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SHL Playoff Stats
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Career Achievements:


Robert Lokitonov | Head GM | Toronto North Stars
Name: Robert Lokitonov
Age: 48
Height: 5’11”
Weight: 200 lbs
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Season Record
ANC S40 9 W | 36 L | 5 OTL | 23 Points | Finished 8th | Missed Playoffs
ANC S41 23 W | 25 L | 2 OTL | 48 Points | Finished 7th| Missed Playoffs
ANC S42 23 W | 22 L | 5 OTL | 51 Points | Finished 4th | Lost in Semis to KEL
ANC S43 19 W | 29 L | 2 OTL | 40 Points | Finished 8th | Missed Playoffs
TOR S44 33 W | 15 L | 2 OTL | 68 Points | Finished 1st East (2nd Overall) | Eliminated 1st Round in 7
TOR S45 24 W | 22 L | 4 OTL | 52 Points | Finished 4th East (8th Overall) | Eliminated 1st Round in 4
TOR S46 29 W | 18 L | 3 OTL | 61 Points | Finished 3rd East (3rd Overall) | Eliminated 1st Round in 7
TOR S47 28 W | 20 L | 2 OTL | 58 Points | Finished 3rd East (6th Overall) | Eliminated 1st Round in 6
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Career Acomplishments
S39 Named Co-GM of PGF
S42 Named Head GM of PGF
S42 Team moved to Anchorage
S44 Named Toronto Co-GM

@Mutedfaith Thank you for becoming Detroit's GM and helping me out with stuff, I know you will bring us to win and you have been doing great so far. Love u

"Bring back Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba esq. And I mean bring him all the way back. I want every thread on this forum that involves even a modicum of salt to get razed to the ground by our most notorious shitposting penguin. I want every thunderdome to drown in ABAGABA spam and a signature that doesn't end. I want the userbase of this fine league to cower in terror, slinking about the forums and making as little noise as possible for fear of attracting the Shitpost Slenderman. When some poor immigrant from the NFL sim blunders into the forum and makes an angry post about how his player slipped to the early second round despite having done ALL the rookie tasks(!), let the veteran survivalists stare in horror and pity while the newbie rages. They will know it is only a matter of time before @Pingy Pingu descends upon his post like a ravening wolf and obliterates his tread, reducing it to a radioactive waste-dump of unintelligible spam. They will not interfere, for Pingy is our immune system. Because he can take it. Our Dark Knight of Shitposting"

Sig credit to @WannabeFinn @JSS @Mordaciious @Mayuu @TommySalami
                                              Falcons banner credit to @karey

While my buddy Latrell Mcdonald with Anchorage is also my biggest rival in the league, I'm happy for him and the team for having a good season. He should win ROY no problem

Wet Jeans || LW #86 || SMJHL || Detroit Falcons

Age: 23
Birthplace: Philadelphia, PA
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 190lbs
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season
S59 | Nevada | 66 GP | 9 G | 12 A | 21 P | -9

S60 | Detroit | 0 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | +0
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Career Achievments:
Drafted 43rd overall in the S59 SMJHL Draft by the Nevada Battleborn

Drafted 37th overall in the S60 SHL Draft by the Chicago Syndicate

Big thanks to @39alaska39 for helping me through my first partial year of the SMJHL! He helped a bunch and made things very easy!

After my first season, I'd like to thank the Detroit LR for taking me on with a first round pick, I haven't been as LR active as I would of hoped, but hopefully my player can contribute something soon.

   

@Toast has been one of the greatest General Managers that I have ever played for. The entire Maine Locker Room makes the SHL my favorite league to play in!

I just wanna say thank you to all my dope Colorado Raptors teammates who welcomed me into the league and onto the team with open arms. Now let’s bring home the cup!

I am appreciative of all the strong relationships I've developed in sim leagues. While I don't know many folks from the SHL, the friendships and bonds i've formed over in the PBE will hopefully last me for many years to come. It's such a wonderful community and the people there are worth knowing.

I'd like to thank @Mike Izzy for his great vibes as part of the Kelowna team this season. Not only is #A-Rye great, but it's a treat every time I see you around, and of course I can never complain about the great #Killowna content you've made

         

I just wanted to take a brief moment to thank @Evok for making it very easy for a new user like me to earn. Their directions about what I still need to do to be a max earner every week help me immensely.