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Hello everyone, @inverted @Amidships and I are going to do a podcast for some monies at some point in the next week or so. We're hoping to cover draft content for that sweet double media monies, and also have a short segment of "kyle learns hockey" because he doesn't know much about it besides fighting and illegal sticks... so any questions you've got for us on those topics would be great Smile

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What does Kyle understand about the offside rule?

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#3

Describe 'Too many men on the Ice'

What does it mean to 'pull your goalie'

In what scenarios can a goal be reviewed and overturned by the refs?

What is a 'one-timer'

Why is rev stinky?

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Inverted: Why is Kya better than Amid? Also, why is Amid better than Kya?

Why is overdoo just a super duper good GM?

Who is the smelliest in the league?

Who is the favourite person you've met from sim leagues?

Favourite food? 

Favourite colour?

Fill in the blank: Fuck ______

FMK: Kya, Amid, Inverted

Why is hockey easily the worst sport?

Why is hockey easily the best sport?

Should doughnuts be considered breakfast?

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#5

No, fuck Kyle.

Amid, stop hanging out with these losers.

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#6

Why are we literally on every team together?

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Do you think there will be a lot of draft day trades?

Knowing what you know about hockey what would you look for in a hockey draft prospect? What about a sim prospect?

Worst food you’ve eaten recently?

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What are your opinions on NHL shootouts?

What are your thoughts on Tom Wilson?

Who is the greatest player you have seen in your life?

Least favorite player of all time?

What team do you think are primed to win the Stanley cup this year?(based on whatever round u are in the playoffs)

What NHL team has the brightest future and what can certain dumpster fire teams do to cha ge their fate?

SHL stuff:

What’s does it feel like to be drafted after Zayn (for both amid and kyle)

What SHL team do you hate the most?

Who will Winnipeg pick in the SHL Draft?

Thoughts on the Timber new GM?

Who will win a SHL Cup first New Orleans or Winnipeg?

Thoughts on the expansion teams?

Why does kyle smell?

Who is the worst GM in the SHL?

Who is someone from the ISFL that you would love to see join the SHL?

When will Joe absorb the soul of his Co-GM Overdoo inorder to keep GMing?

How long do you want your SHL player to last?

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When will you retire Jim the Vampire?

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#10

Who are Winnipeg drafting this season? Spill them beans please.

Where are you guessing Tonzy & Southpaw end up in the draft?

What do you like about SHL drafts in comparison to ISFL? What would you change?

Questions for Kyle as I'm in the same boat and just learning the game.

What hockey rule do you find the strangest?

What are your thoughts on "the code" regarding fighting?

When will the San Jose Sharks be worth watching?


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What is the weirdest hockey rule that you've heard of? What do you think of it?



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#12

what's the best podcast in the league and why is it wheel snipe celly?

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#13

Which NHL team has the better branding and why?

Does having many draft picks always equate success?
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#14

This title looks familiar, what inspired it?

Question for each of you:

Kyle why is Canada so much better than America?

Amid why do fights in hockey look like coordinated dance as much as an actual fight? What is the point of them?

Kya what is the hockey version of a fumble and does your player do it a lot?

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#15

How does a podcast thread with Kyle in the title already have so much interest? Kya and Amids must be very popular.

Is it legal to hit somebody with your stick in a hockey fight? Wait, is it legal to fight in hockey in general?

Would you guys back my hypothetical ice hockey league? It’d be exactly like the NHL except all players will choose between iceskates with blades that are 8 inches high (thus putting players on stilts), or iceskates where the blades have been replaced with sponges. Except Kyle, he doesn’t get skates and has to go bare footed.

The three of you are put in a hunger games style arena where the only weapons are food/cooking products (ingredients and the like only, no frying pans/knives/utensils). What are your weapons of choice? Who comes out on top?

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