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S60 mPT #1: CUZ BABY TONIGHT PT. 2
#1
(This post was last modified: 06-20-2021, 01:44 PM by SlashACM.)

@Mike Izzy was a beloved PT Director for many seasons, and his final mPT before retiring from the role was titled "CUZ BABY TONIGHT".
This sparked a long SHL parody song of a minecraft parody of an Usher song within the PT itself. As an homage to this great mPT, I figured what better way to start off my tenure here than to bring it back?

Your task: Create a parody title and/or parody lyrics to a song. MUST BE SHL/HOCKEY related parody.

25 words minimum! (Note: I will be assessing the thought that goes into this PT. "Yeah Hockey Yeah" x8 will not earn you any tpe)
You will receive 1 TPE for fulfilling all requirements; several users who go above and beyond will be selected as participation+ members and receive an additional 1 TPE.
This PT will close Sunday, June 27th at 11:59pm CT.
If you have any questions/concerns, please PM me. Tasks with malicious intent will not be graded.
This PT is for SHL players and send downs only; it is not for SMJHL Rookies.


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#2
(This post was last modified: 06-26-2021, 11:06 AM by PremierBromanov.)

To the tune of Jeffry Bezos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_EeCkHs-e0

Laying Pipe under the floor
Born in 1984
Michael
Michael Fitted

Laying Pipe under the floor
Born in 1984
Michael
Michael Fitted

Cmon Michael you can do it,
Pave the way put your back into it
Tell us why
Show us how
Look at where you came from look at you now

Hamilton and BAP and Buf and
Amateurs can fuckin suck it
Fuck their wives
Drink their blood
Cmon Mike, GET EM

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Fuck the penaltys
ARGARGARHARG
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#3
(This post was last modified: 06-20-2021, 02:01 PM by yosh.)

So there was this guy named Ivan Hrvatska that wrote a song called "Making Love To The Vancouver Canucks", which was about how great the Canucks were during the late 2000s or something like that.

So I propose the song "Making Love to the Seattle Argonauts", which is about praising the Seattle Argonauts.

Original song for reference

Okay here are the lyrics to "Making Love to the Seattle Argonauts"

Seattle!
I am DJ Beeg Yoshi
I bring #1 song from Yoshi's Island to #1 hockey team Seattle Argonauts!
I take the train to Climate Pledge Arena
That is where I scream and paint my face
We will go all the way with Thor today
And have fun at centre ice

Sutherland, the Tremblay twins
Cassius Darrow is the captain!
We will have a good time, making love to blue line
With Gabe Johnson we will always win!
Everybody!

Score score score!
Seattle Argonauts!
Win win win!
Seattle Argonauts!
Here we go! Here we go!
Seattle Argonauts!
Then we make love to the Challenge Cup!

All the beeg yoshis in the crowd
They make me cheer very loud
We make love today on the power play
and have fun in the penalty box

There is nothing finer than Challenge cup
Except the Seattle Argonauts!
We will win and we will play!
Coach Boggis lead the way!
Then I vibe with the yoshis in the stand
Everybody!

Score Score Score!
Seattle Argonauts!
Win win win!
Seattle Argonauts!
Here we go! Here we go!
Seattle Argonauts!
Then we make love to the Challenge cup
Now in French!

Marque marque marque!
Seattle Argonauts!
Gagne gagne gagne!
Seattle Argonauts!
On y va! On y va!
Seattle Argonauts!

Then we make love to the Challenge Cup!
Then we make love to Seattle Argonauts!

WC: 300

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#4

"Viva la Hockey"

Classic Coldplay song, but instead of retelling about the French Revolution, it retells a historical hockey game. Could be IRL, could be in the sim, I don't know. Kinda basic name, but it could be used to do a lot of stuff.



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#5

Never Gonna Give Hockey Up
Never Gonna Let My-Team Down
Never Gonna Skate Around and Check You
Never Gonna Make Fans Cry
Never Gonna Say Goodbye
Never Gonna Leave My Team and Hurt Fans

Did Ya Get It?



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#6

Body Check Anthem

Body checkers on the ice, tonight.
Everybody just dodgin penalties (yeah!)
And we gon' make you lose the cup (woo)
Everybody just love a good hit (clap)
Body checkers in the sta-di-um.
We just wanna see you
CRUSH THAT!

(41 words)

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Destiny is All. Proud member of the Vancouver Whalers
Future SHL squad - Texas Renegades
#7

A little bit of Nikiforov in my life
A little bit of Raiden by my side
A little bit of sheep is all I need
A little bit of krash is what I see
A little bit of Trashae in the sun
A little bit of Cleary all night long
A little bit of suavemente, here I am
A little bit of Zoone makes me your man
#8

Juni walks warily down the rink
With his mask pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his skates
Gloves loose ready to go
Are you ready hey are you ready for this?
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
Out of the sticks the pucks rip
To the sound of the beat yeah

Another one bites the ice
Another one bites the ice
And another one gone and another one gone
Another one bites the ice
Hey I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the ice

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#9

Mr. BAPtastic
What you want is some BAPtastic, romantic, fantastic scorer
Niki
Mr. Scorer scorer, mm
Mr. Scorer scorer, hehe girl
Mr. Scorer scorer, mm
Mr. Scorer scorer

She call me Mr. BAPtastic, tell me fantastic
Touch me inna me back, she say I'm Mr. BAP-mantic
Call me fantastic
Touch me inna me back she say I'm Mr. BAP...
Smooth, just like a silk

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#10

Do you really wanna see,
If I'm the man I claim to be?
This is a bad idea.
Before you drop the gloves,
Say "Bye" to those you love,
And those teeth you remember.

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#11
(This post was last modified: 06-20-2021, 01:59 PM by micool132.)

(to the tune of the song : "Angus McFife"

He is the prince of the far blue line,
Strong and agile with a shot of steel,
Now season's up the cup shall be his,
Angus McFife (the Eighteenth) is his name.

Across the rockies, I ride a blue raptor,
Behind me lies the ruins of Anaheim (outlaws)
No turning back now, the playoffs are right ahead
I won't give up until the cup is in my hands
A smiling hero with a destiny of Four Stars
With glory overcomes an endless quest RNG-zy



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Retired players:
-Toki Wartooth
-Nathan Explosion btw
-Angus McFife XVIII

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#12
(This post was last modified: 06-20-2021, 02:01 PM by JamesT.)

Code:
Your task: Create a parody title and/or parody lyrics to a song. MUST BE SHL/HOCKEY related parody.

The world famous BTS group has a popular song named "Mic Drop" a parody version for the SHL could be called "Puck Drop". This song could be used when the S60 season begins this week!

(35 words)

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Thank you @Stadacona for the Chaewon player sig!


#13
(This post was last modified: 06-21-2021, 09:19 AM by bluesfan55.)

get low by lil jon, but hockey instead

3, 6, 9
them goals fine
move it to the goal and score that one mo time
get goals
get goals get goals get goals
TO THE WINDOOOOOOOOOOOOOWS
TO THE WALL (of the rink)

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Armada Steelhawks Switzerland

Armada Specters Wolfpack Steelhawks Forge Switzerland

Scarecrows pride Chiefs Riot Stars Blizzard Ireland

ty to @High Stick King @EvilAllBran and @Ragnar for the sigs
#14

Yeah hockey yeah
Yeah hockey yeah
Yeah hockey yeah
Yeah hockey yeah
Yeah hockey yeah
Yeah hockey yeah

Yeah hockey yeah
Yeah hockey yeah

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thanks @Carpy48 and @frithjofr and @rum_ham and @Julio Tokolosh and @Briedaqueduc for the sigs
Armada Inferno norway
#15

Jason Aittokallio disappeared that summer
He was on a fishing trip
The last save he ever made
Won the Rage the cup
They didn't win another till season fifty two
The year he was discovered
I stole this from a hockey card
I keeped tucked up under my bed


FYI this is a terrible start as PT director.

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