S60 mPT #1: CUZ BABY TONIGHT PT. 2
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SlashACM
Registered Certified Swiss Cheese @
This sparked a long SHL parody song of a minecraft parody of an Usher song within the PT itself. As an homage to this great mPT, I figured what better way to start off my tenure here than to bring it back?
Your task: Create a parody title and/or parody lyrics to a song. MUST BE SHL/HOCKEY related parody.
25 words minimum! (Note: I will be assessing the thought that goes into this PT. "Yeah Hockey Yeah" x8 will not earn you any tpe)
You will receive 1 TPE for fulfilling all requirements; several users who go above and beyond will be selected as participation+ members and receive an additional 1 TPE.
This PT will close Sunday, June 27th at 11:59pm CT.
If you have any questions/concerns, please PM me. Tasks with malicious intent will not be graded. This PT is for SHL players and send downs only; it is not for SMJHL Rookies.
PremierBromanov
Registered Cool guy
To the tune of Jeffry Bezos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_EeCkHs-e0
Laying Pipe under the floor Born in 1984 Michael Michael Fitted Laying Pipe under the floor Born in 1984 Michael Michael Fitted Cmon Michael you can do it, Pave the way put your back into it Tell us why Show us how Look at where you came from look at you now Hamilton and BAP and Buf and Amateurs can fuckin suck it Fuck their wives Drink their blood Cmon Mike, GET EM
yosh
SMJHL GM cut back down to my knees, gotta get back, gotta get free, cut back to my knees, lean back now, lean back and breathe
So there was this guy named Ivan Hrvatska that wrote a song called "Making Love To The Vancouver Canucks", which was about how great the Canucks were during the late 2000s or something like that.
So I propose the song "Making Love to the Seattle Argonauts", which is about praising the Seattle Argonauts. Original song for reference Okay here are the lyrics to "Making Love to the Seattle Argonauts" Seattle! I am DJ Beeg Yoshi I bring #1 song from Yoshi's Island to #1 hockey team Seattle Argonauts! I take the train to Climate Pledge Arena That is where I scream and paint my face We will go all the way with Thor today And have fun at centre ice Sutherland, the Tremblay twins Cassius Darrow is the captain! We will have a good time, making love to blue line With Gabe Johnson we will always win! Everybody! Score score score! Seattle Argonauts! Win win win! Seattle Argonauts! Here we go! Here we go! Seattle Argonauts! Then we make love to the Challenge Cup! All the beeg yoshis in the crowd They make me cheer very loud We make love today on the power play and have fun in the penalty box There is nothing finer than Challenge cup Except the Seattle Argonauts! We will win and we will play! Coach Boggis lead the way! Then I vibe with the yoshis in the stand Everybody! Score Score Score! Seattle Argonauts! Win win win! Seattle Argonauts! Here we go! Here we go! Seattle Argonauts! Then we make love to the Challenge cup Now in French! Marque marque marque! Seattle Argonauts! Gagne gagne gagne! Seattle Argonauts! On y va! On y va! Seattle Argonauts! Then we make love to the Challenge Cup! Then we make love to Seattle Argonauts! WC: 300
Faded
Registered Member
"Viva la Hockey"
Classic Coldplay song, but instead of retelling about the French Revolution, it retells a historical hockey game. Could be IRL, could be in the sim, I don't know. Kinda basic name, but it could be used to do a lot of stuff. Height: 6ft 2in Weight: 208 lbs Birthplace: Minsk, Belarus
bjkman
Registered Senior Member
Never Gonna Give Hockey Up
Never Gonna Let My-Team Down Never Gonna Skate Around and Check You Never Gonna Make Fans Cry Never Gonna Say Goodbye Never Gonna Leave My Team and Hurt Fans
FiveForFighting
Registered Member
Body Check Anthem
Body checkers on the ice, tonight. Everybody just dodgin penalties (yeah!) And we gon' make you lose the cup (woo) Everybody just love a good hit (clap) Body checkers in the sta-di-um. We just wanna see you CRUSH THAT! (41 words) Destiny is All. Proud member of the Vancouver Whalers Future SHL squad - Texas Renegades
JR95
SHL GM Jabbin' his Jelly Bean
A little bit of Nikiforov in my life
A little bit of Raiden by my side A little bit of sheep is all I need A little bit of krash is what I see A little bit of Trashae in the sun A little bit of Cleary all night long A little bit of suavemente, here I am A little bit of Zoone makes me your man
juniped
Registered Senior Member
Juni walks warily down the rink
With his mask pulled way down low Ain't no sound but the sound of his skates Gloves loose ready to go Are you ready hey are you ready for this? Are you hanging on the edge of your seat? Out of the sticks the pucks rip To the sound of the beat yeah Another one bites the ice Another one bites the ice And another one gone and another one gone Another one bites the ice Hey I'm gonna get you too Another one bites the ice Turd Ferguson
Turd Ferguson
Era Single Season PIM Leader
DELIRIVM
Registered Posting Freak
Mr. BAPtastic
What you want is some BAPtastic, romantic, fantastic scorer Niki Mr. Scorer scorer, mm Mr. Scorer scorer, hehe girl Mr. Scorer scorer, mm Mr. Scorer scorer She call me Mr. BAPtastic, tell me fantastic Touch me inna me back, she say I'm Mr. BAP-mantic Call me fantastic Touch me inna me back she say I'm Mr. BAP... Smooth, just like a silk
SecondSucks22
Registered Unlucky!
micool132
SHL GM SHL GM
(to the tune of the song : "Angus McFife"
He is the prince of the far blue line, Strong and agile with a shot of steel, Now season's up the cup shall be his, Angus McFife (the Eighteenth) is his name. Across the rockies, I ride a blue raptor, Behind me lies the ruins of Anaheim (outlaws) No turning back now, the playoffs are right ahead I won't give up until the cup is in my hands A smiling hero with a destiny of Four Stars With glory overcomes an endless quest RNG-zy Character Page RD- Quarterback Retired players: -Toki Wartooth -Nathan Explosion btw -Angus McFife XVIII
JamesT
Moderators Cozy Connoisseur Code: Your task: Create a parody title and/or parody lyrics to a song. MUST BE SHL/HOCKEY related parody. The world famous BTS group has a popular song named "Mic Drop" a parody version for the SHL could be called "Puck Drop". This song could be used when the S60 season begins this week! (35 words)
bluesfan55
IIHF Federation Head Too young for this shit
get low by lil jon, but hockey instead
3, 6, 9 them goals fine move it to the goal and score that one mo time get goals get goals get goals get goals TO THE WINDOOOOOOOOOOOOOWS TO THE WALL (of the rink)
hotdog
SHL GM RIP Dangel
Yeah hockey yeah
Yeah hockey yeah Yeah hockey yeah Yeah hockey yeah Yeah hockey yeah Yeah hockey yeah Yeah hockey yeah Yeah hockey yeah
BasedMinkus
Registered S1, S3, S4, S6, S13, S19 and S28 Challenge Cup Champion
Jason Aittokallio disappeared that summer
He was on a fishing trip The last save he ever made Won the Rage the cup They didn't win another till season fifty two The year he was discovered I stole this from a hockey card I keeped tucked up under my bed FYI this is a terrible start as PT director. |
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